Grossed thine you have ever seen in a club lap dance room

I have been in many clubs all over the country and have seen many things.
I have been in clubs where the dance area is open with folding chairs but anything goes and have seen a dancer giving a BJ right across from me and my dancer then turn around and do RCG until he popped in the cover then remove the cover, toss it behind the chair and clean him up with her mouth and gave him a DFK before they left.
The worst I have seen is different semi-private lap area club(alcoves with small bench/love seats in opposite rows) is in sight in the alcove across from us a girl went from BBBJ to BBFS- RCG to BBFS-CG then stood up off him (still facing him)then moved his dick into her back door and sat back down. She went nuts bouncing until he came into her a$$ then when she pulled off him his cum and her poo flowed out all over the bench, his balls, pants and floor. She pulled a package of wet wipes from her purse and proceeded to clean herself up and handed him a wad for him to clean up. They then dressed and left. Fortunately the air conditioning was not wafting the stench towards us. Both were crazy hot live sex shows to watch but the final acts were off the wall. I asked my dancer about booth clean up and she told me most girls use the same booths all the time to avoid the messes of others and the club claims to clean up each day??(but I did see a spray bottle and paper towels at the entrance to the lap dance area as I left)
The second grossest is I was in a common lap dance area in a club in Indy's east side(extras were rare and discreet) and one of the dancers put her hand between the cushions and came up with a used tampon caught on here nail.
I also saw girl in a nude club in upstate NY try to make her butt-hole "wink" on stage and pooped a little on stage. The manager went nuts and had to buy everyone a free drink to get us to stay while he cleaned up!! LOL
Moral of this story:
Never have anal sex dressed, or where you don't have anywhere to clean up and WEAR a cover. (bareback anal an easy way to get WAY to MANY serious infections, even if she doesn't have an STD)
Never put your hands between the cushions in a lap dance area and never go barefoot or touch a dancer's feet unless you wash immediately.
I have actaully only had anal seriously offered 2 or 3 times in a club scene (other than as BS) and none of the girls were ones I would even risk a CBJ much less anything else.
Potentially way to dangerous and/or messy. Driving home or to your hotel with someone else's poop on you and your clothes does not sound pleasant.