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One of the things that makes it so difficult for me to write a review is that I haven't noticed much correlation between how good I consider a club to be and how much fun I had there. I've…

Don't want to offend mammillary-americans, or the mammillarilay-impaired, but I want to get back to talking about tits and ass. Oops, that may be glutealcentric! Do you prefer a girl with great tits or ass? Which will get…

Perhaps its just because I can get to them the most easily and the DC clubs have me used to it, but I prefer fully nude clubs, and I like alcohol (at least BYOB) to be available. I almost…

I'm starting a new topic in case any one wants to continue without bumping Shadowcat's choice of words to the top of the topic list. Picking up where FONDL left off: "Chandler, your first two posts sound like demands to me.…

I checked out all the places on my favorites list, and a couple of them were way off. I sent a message to founder through the Contact Us link, so I made him aware of it, but are some…

It was famously talked about here in Las Vegas by an enterprising stripper. She was and is blackballed for having the guts to comtemplate sumpin so radical. Personally I wouldn't mind seeing it as hearing some…

OK...when did Sugars move out of Shoreline and to 8600 Lake City Way N.E. in Seattle???? And I thought the city of Seattle has a moratorium against any new clubs inside the city limits.

Where is the ROMANCE in a FIVE DOLLAR lap dance? Do you find strippers who KISS and CUDDLE during a lap dance which you are paying them FIVE DOLLARS for?

Yoda and I seem to be the only two people her who ever mention clubs in the Northeast (including MD if I can stretch things a little.) I happen to think that Providence, Philadelphia and Baltimore are among the…

Who is HAGGLING over the price of dances? Who is getting lap dances for FIVE DOLLARS?

What do strippers REALLY think about customers who pay FIVE DOLLARS for a lap dance? Do strippers RESPECT these customers for being sensible and reasonable?

Here is a question for strippers who have given out FAKE PHONE NUMBERS to customers - Why would your BOYFRIEND beleive that you are HONEST with him when you LIE to your customers? Is your whole life PHONY?

I have read about a stripper who was shot at by a customer after giving a FAKE PHONE NUMBER to a customer. I do not know whether or not this is true or not. It is possible…

What do you suppose the percentage is of strippers who pay income tax is??? NO, I DON'T WORK FOR THE I.R.S. I've gotten into this conversation with probably half a dozon dancers. They either answer with, "I…

How much MONEY does a customer need to spend to get AFFECTION and INTIMACY from a stripper?

Here is a question for strippers - How can a customer get a date with you? Does that customer need to AVOID SPENDING MONEY to see if you really like him?

What does everyone do, and we have all had it happen when you make a deal with a dancer - for example 3 for $50 in the VIP and after about the first 1/2 song you know you've had enough.…

I have been getting some complaints about speed with the new mapping system. I have made a few tweaks to load less clubs as you drill down into an area. This helps a little. While testing the new site, I…

Mine was finding a club outside of Lawrence, Kansas. I think it was the Flamingo. This was back in 1995, before the internet made maps and directions as easy as they are now. The problem was numbered streets and roads…

I don't get it. I see acronyms in the glossary like HJ and BJ. I can't believe this crap is going on in strip clubs these days. These women are really stupid. Do they want to…

What happened to the Club Chat feature?

It ain't easy being a dick!! I got an eye I can't see with.... I got a head I can't think with... I have to hang around two nuts all the time... My nest door nieghbor is an asshole!!! And my BEST friend is…

Well, I had to do it. I had about a year of free membership left, but I just bought a one year membership. Why? It's $39.95 (or something like that), which considering the improvements Founder has made…

If anyone would like to write an article for tuscl (like Rules of the Road, Stripping 101, Block Guide, etc.) please send me a note with your idea. I would love to have some more content here (like maybe…

FOUNDER: I am not worthy! New format is great, especially the interactive map, which solves all the problems related to close-by clubs in different municipalities/zip codes. There was always the real possibility that you might, for example miss The Oasis…