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In an announcement as shocking as the election result itself, Donald Trump has resigned as president-elect in order to appear on the next season of Dancing With The Stars.

Trump was quoted as saying, "To be…

Anyone see it yet? Will Rockstar and his friends party like pagans?

Title says it all!

Cleveland Indian fans have rioted across the country in protest of the 2016 World Series. Despite knowing the rules of the game prior to playing, they were unhappy they lost and demanded the outcome to…

I know this may have been asked before. Do you all prefer to club alone of in a group or with one wing man.
I prefer to go it alone, that way I can leave and…

I got in my car to go to work, and when I slammed the driver's door closed, the back window exploded! I know old glass can do that, so I called the 'come to your…

Is something going on in Michigan?

Motörhead is nowhere to be found, Warhawks and Rech are long gone, and Vince is ill. Either you fuckers need to start drinking, cooking and showering with bottled water…

I for one will welcome our future Chinese overlords! I'm already saying "ganbei" rather than "cheers" when I make a toast!

WEEE-YAWWW!!!

4got2wipe will love this one. Lynden B. Johnson was do efficiebt with his time, he even held meetings in the shitter!

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Why do some SWs have a hangup about married men? Are the Puritan roots of our country so deeply engrained?

How many of you have selected a girl in a dark club to take back for a dance and as you a walking back to the dance area you walk through a well lit area…

As you guys might have noticed interest rates have been on a tear since the election and those (like me) who were short treasuries into made a killing. (I suspect my good buddy txtittyfag cleaned…

I know about the whole rickdugan beef. Does that conflict have a basis in anything other than rickdugan's general d-bagginess?

He also has other beefs that don't really make sense to me. Probably buried in…

What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Disney owns Muppetfucker.net. lol

My experience with girls that bite:

1. After a recent trip to Follies, noticed several bite marks on my arm when I got home. My bodyguard (Shadowcat) was with me at Follies and failed…

Have you ever had a conversation with someone who is cross eyed and you get confused when trying to figure out which eye is looing at you?

This happened to me while purchasing ammo at…

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Yes or no ?

I say hell yes

Check 'em out.

Just keep doing this....

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I have been attending strip clubs once or twice a month for several years. Usually when they sit with me they will converse with me and eventually ask for a dance. However sometimes they will…

For me it would be the 90s. Not alot of great music coming out of that decade.

How about the rest of you? What's your least favorite?

I love it when a dancer is giving you a dance, and maybe she's been grinding you in a different positions or something. She asks you something like, "what position do you like?", or "what…

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