If you THINK a stripper is your FRIEND - Does she PAY for ANYTHING?????

Hi Squid,

I'd have to set you up with my friend and then you'd have to pass his insane? screening process because I haven't even met the woman. He is a fun loving guy who is more than a little genuinely crazy with a giant heart--too good to be true . . .

The man across the street had a lady friend sort of like the one I wrote about (that he wanted to fix me up with), but she was younger and very unattractive physically. I did meet her inadvertently and damn she was EVERYTHING the man told me. She was just missing the physical looks--highly intelligent and very warm with a keen sense of humor and beautiful smile. The only thing she was really missing was a good man--one who would treat her like the sweet wonderful person she is. I really enjoyed the *brief* platonic time I spent with her. Unfortunately for me, looks are ALL important to me--so I lose again. :(

Friends are the BEST way to meet quality women (excluding physical attractiveness). So remember be a good person and make friends and those friends may fix you up with a truly special person if they think you're worthy. It does take time because trust takes time, usually. I've known people for years and years before they offered to fix me up with a special person.

Kyle, please set me up with this woman.

I remember a friendly stripper actually working on the job once told me that she liked talking to me. After that she talked for 3 hours straight. She never asked me to pay for any of her drinks and would always pay for them herself. That was the only dancer that I remember talking to for 3 straight hours while she was working.

I was visiting my buddy this afternoon and he was busy watching this vulgar hard core porn instead of tending to business. Anyway after a heated argument about whether one of the actresses had silicone titties or not (we both abhor silicone), he said I've got great news for you. This usually involves something I've got zero interest in doing--This time it involved an extremely wealthy 40 year old Latin lady friend of his. She doesn't have a job or business, but she's well educated and is very into keeping in shape and looking beautiful. She wants a boyfriend who will agree ***not to have sex with other women*** and who is interested in sharing the good life. Trips to Europe, dinner at expensive restaurants, lots and lots of sex, etc. etc. etc. As compensation the man can expect generous financial support as well as expensive gifts like a new luxury car, etc.

I just laughed and said that lady is too old for me. Then my buddy says, Kyle, you've got nothing to offer a woman. You're broke, out of shape, old, and strange. When will you realize that as a poor person you have to make compromises and cannot demand a young super model! This woman is super nice, super attractive, super generous, and she needs a boyfriend like you who can play all day. Will you at least agree to meet her? I answer NO, I ***need*** young perfect looking women. So he was pissed. :) I'll be sorry when I'm living in some trash strewn alley thinking of what might have been if only I was a little more industrious and realistic.

I would have no qualms about accepting generous financial support from an extremely wealthy woman who doesn't work and wants to play all day. Why o why can't she be a young super model to boot?

RL, when I take a woman out she doesn't pay for anything. It's called being a gentleman. Try it sometime.

One of my stripper buddies wanted to spend money on me in the club because she didn't like eating alone. Having a poor or higher income working class woman spend money on me is something I wouldn't want any part of.