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I know about the whole rickdugan beef. Does that conflict have a basis in anything other than rickdugan's general d-bagginess?

He also has other beefs that don't really make sense to me. Probably buried in…

What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Disney owns Muppetfucker.net. lol

My experience with girls that bite:

1. After a recent trip to Follies, noticed several bite marks on my arm when I got home. My bodyguard (Shadowcat) was with me at Follies and failed…

Have you ever had a conversation with someone who is cross eyed and you get confused when trying to figure out which eye is looing at you?

This happened to me while purchasing ammo at…

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Yes or no ?

I say hell yes

Check 'em out.

Just keep doing this....

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I have been attending strip clubs once or twice a month for several years. Usually when they sit with me they will converse with me and eventually ask for a dance. However sometimes they will…

For me it would be the 90s. Not alot of great music coming out of that decade.

How about the rest of you? What's your least favorite?

I love it when a dancer is giving you a dance, and maybe she's been grinding you in a different positions or something. She asks you something like, "what position do you like?", or "what…

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Is pure faggotry!

LOL!

Sitting at the bar in VIP at my regular club, two young spinners walk by and one of them gets tangled up on her own heels and just takes a total spill right at my…

Johnny is in his room jacking off. Dad hears him and walks in. Dad says, "Son! Stop that! If you keep doing that you will go blind!"

Johnny says, "Hay dad! I'm over here!".

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If so which ones

I have flagged a couple reviews lately and they don't seem to show up. One was in regards to DejaVu in Lexington. A reviewer made a claim about getting a beer and doing…

When rickdugan goes to the bathroom it's to take a shit.
When I go there it's to leave one.

I'm very proficient in the following poker games now

Holdem, Omaha, five card draw, seven stud, razz

All games limit, pot and no limit, even hi low

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Yes or No ?

$30

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In San Jose, you have basically two choices: The Pink Poodle, with decent girls and decent dances, but high prices and Cheetah's, with hot girls and air dances. In the end, I found that…

The Sensuous Wife...

Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" the wife asked.

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and
pulled out a crumpled twenty…

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