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I'm using the MLK Holiday to get started on tax season. This year I'm responsible for 7 tax returns, up one from last year. I'll be doing 4 myself while my accountant gets to do 3. I'm expecting the bill…

I saw a dancer with huge fake tits and a serious push up bra. The push up bra was pushing them up so hard they could hardly be contained! She got on stage and started shaking those things around and…

Have you ever had a dancer start giving you shit for hanging out with or doing dances with another dancer? If so, what did you tell them? When that happened I said I was actually cheating on them with you...

I am at Twin Peaks watching the Patriots/ Colts game and I saw something I never seen before. There is a guy at the table next to me, about 20 yrs old or so with his mom! Yes that's right...hos…

Booze free strip clubs that have "juice bars" usually don't have actual juice available. .. just soda and energy drinks, sometimes coffee.

1- If I got lap-dance in the VIP , and then I'd like to enter the VIP with another dancer ,should I pay the VIP's fee again ..? 2- How can i avoid buying a drink for the stripper…

Just large enough that I can get both of her nipples in my mouth at the same time.

I know that most dancers are not dumb as dirt. Many can carry on an intelligent conversation, many seem to be of at least average intelligence, and there have been a few that I would call very intelligent. Nevertheless,…

Planning a road trip to follies in the summer months to follies in Georgia. Was wondering if their was a 15min room for full service or if you could just pay $50 per song until climaxing

I recently had a 23 yo ask me that in VIP. She was willing to do anything that would really get me going. I told her that DFK was the trigger and I haven't bee kissed like that since I…

Planning a bachelor party for a good friend. Want to know best spots and why!

New-home prices fell in fewer Chinese cities last month as some areas benefited from a recovery in housing sales after the government eased property curbs and cut interest rates for the first time since 2012." http://bloom.bg/1xhGhtR But Stevie-girl and The Economist said…

I always thought you were classy, but then I see this shit. www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/16/paul-bennett-sex-postbox_n_6487290.html Mind you, people fuck mailboxes in public so often in Florida that it doesn't make the newspaper. They just have a sign a the Georgia border that says "Welcome…

Im bad for this. But last night was clubbing and i believe some one put a lil something extra in my cocktail I got real slow and the club lights had me captivated I stayed took a taxi home

Looking for a couple of strippers fro a birthday party. Anyone know of some hot freak ones, that'll do private shows?

There have been plenty of mentions of stripper shit (SS), but not much on the customer shit (CS) front. And let's be honest, not all of us are THAT honest (at least at SCs). My ATF (partially shown in my avatar)…

This is fun to do because you can save up money then pretend your something your not. For one night with a super hot stripper you can become the biggest baller ever. I deeply love bringing enough to pull a…

One man was shot through the arm at a strip club early Saturday morning but another escaped serious injury after he felt the bullet bounce off of his chest and land in his lap, police report. Police responded about 2:34…

I don't smoke unless after a great fuck. I usually go buy them $50 cigars to blow on. What do you smoke on ?

I for one think that's be super fckn awesome. Irony if the frienemies of TUSCL'ERS forum would turn out to be besties IRL.

stopped you in the slightest in going to strip clubs or finding a girl to pay for sex? I hear about the bible belt and religious morals fucking things up, I've never seen it or felt it

I'd appreciate some input on Philadelphia clubs from anyone who regularly goes to those clubs. Two questions: Some reviews refer to LE raids. Are those over or still ongoing on? I'm looking for beautiful young white women, high mileage, all natural, extras…

I know this will probably result in some super inflated numbers. Just wondering what is average. In high school I slept with three girls. By the time I was out of college that number had turned into…

Once i used this lil gem and got a dancer to buy me 10 dances. First when i walked up to the bar i order mix drink. I pay with a $100 bill ( side note i memorized the numbers on…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8uGxSh_4BU&feature=youtube_gdata_player He's over 100 and still working at it I believe.