Front Room

I just want to log this one in because the dancer I met was a bit interesting. Here's how it went down. I was with a friend and I was driving. It was my idea to check out this place, right…

I'll be in PHX in a few days for a business trip. Just wondering if it is ok to go to a SC there while wearing cargo shorts or some other casual shorts with like a polo shirt and shoes.…

This was a new one to me at the club I just left. A midget grabs a dancer and heads back to the lap dance area at Mons Venus. She is really tall to begin with, plus of course the…

I did stop by a favorite club Sunday, my birthday. A waste of 20 minutes. Granted it was early afternoon, but that is my normal time to visit, Two dancers sitting at the bar talking. Never acknowledged my presence. One…

Who here hasn't been hustled by a dancer? Difference is I knew what she was doing and shouldve politely smile but instead I did it anyways. Simple situation. Girl gave string of dances when asked how many she gave correct count…

in your neck of the woods do you notice the following? on st patty's day i new york there are like tons of hotties in the street and bars. these girls though you only see once a year on that particular…

I'm in the club this weekend, and a girl who's eaten my cum on more than one occasion is there. She's sitting with a guy I've seen around the bar for ages, he's friends with the bartender, and I've talked…

When she dates, they ought to keep the guys on their toes.... http://www.laugh18.com/safest-and-luckiest-kid-in-the-world/

I def have been doing quite a bit of SCing over the last 2 years and last year 2014 in particular. Lately I’m just bored w/ the same ole thing and feel like I have seen it all. The SCs in my…

Is now up!! Feel free to read it its my newest one

I especially like #s 5 and 7-9. http://www.buzzfeed.com/emleschh/18-accidentally-hilarious-church-signs-11s0y

We have tickets to a show and I'm watching her get dressed. This is where the plans start to go astray. She looks so stunning that I must get pictures. When the picture show is over, she…

How have you handled a dancer possibly wanting to friend you on Facebook? I only log on every 2 or 3 weeks just so a relative can see what my other relatives post. I guess I could tell the dancer…

A dancer whom I've known for sometime approached me last night and we had a few dances. When we finished, she mentioned she was running in a mini-marathon on St. Patrick's Day to raise money for charity.…

I dreamed I was in the corner of a strip club in a regular lap dance room and 4 dancers were having sex with me taking turns. 3 were blocking the view at all times and they were taking…

Where do you stand on the boobgate controversy? http://dailym.ai/1LaM6VY

It's kind of funny, but while waiting for an Uber on Friday I had a Jehovah's Witness approach me. I was kind of surprised these guys are still around with all of their miserably failed predictions they have. But then…

Even the movie stars who didn’t win at last month’s Oscar ceremony still might have gone home with a stiff little man. Losing Academy Award nominees were gifted with $125,000 worth of fancy bath salts, luxury trips, “tobacco” (wink, wink) vaporizers…

Bored tonight so was considering this hypothetical: Let's say you're in Detroit and would like to go to a club and leave happy for as cheap as humanly possible. You're willing to go to either Bogart's or Henry VIII, are willing…

I know this is been discussed before, so skip it if you're not interested. However, I now have my own experience and perspective to briefly share. I know I shouldn't be surprised that strip club management is dysfunctional and not service…

Check out the brilliant pic of Chloe Sevigny's crabs! www.thesuperficial.com/chloe-sevigny-lobster-vagina-nude-marfa-journal-03-2015

I know that, in the past, we've had threads about who TUSCL'ers think are most similar to them. How about the other way around? Who on TUSCL do your regard as closest to your diametric opposite?

On the pi day thread we discussed the ultimate test of being a player - picking up a hooker for free sex by quoting cool facts about pi! But there is no equivalent day for e! Sucks because picking up…

My recent infamous “Will your ATF loan you $100” topic spurred passionate responses at what a shitty thing it is to play such a petty head game on a dancer. It was classified as a “dick move”.…

I'll let everyone else start.