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Another Brilliant Joke...

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a drink... "That'll be $20", says the bartender. The gorilla pays him... The gorilla orders some nachos.. "That'll be $25", says the bartender. The gorilla pays him "Say, we never get gorillas in here", says the…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 2

ATF not texting back

I had date set for last Friday with my atf. We exchanged text in the morning to meet in the afternoon at the hotel. Before I left for hotel, I texted her, she didn't reply and also tried to call…

jesse89Contributor11 yrs ago 4 23

PLs are everywhere

Turns out that even ISIS fighters are PLs. http://dailym.ai/1AhndQ1

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 18

OT: Oreo Cookies OR Chicken Wings?

Oreo Cookies. My latest visit to Follies had chicken wings on the buffet. Or Oreo Cookies at the bar. Oreo Cookies. Yummy!!!

VeryBigDawgVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 17

A brilliant joke....

Knock, knock Who's there? Thyme Thyme who? Thyme to wipe my ass!

mikeya0211 yrs ago 4 5

How should a Stripper Approach You?

This following question is mainly for customers who do not have a regular "You walk in a strip club, you go and take a seat.. how do you want a stripper to approach you? What is it that she should…

researchgirl11 yrs ago 101 55

Bad news for Kansas clubbers.

Kansas lawmakers weighed adopting tougher restrictions on strip clubs and adult book stores, including a ban on full nudity at strip clubs and a ban against building a “sexually oriented business” within 1,000 feet of schools and houses of worship. The…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 8

Have any of you been caught in a raid?

It would be awkward for me to be caught now!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 9 18

Strippers and Athletes/Entertainers

I live in Portland, and we have a NBA team (Portland Trailblazers). At my favorite club, a dancer told me a lot of the dancers were fucking some of the Blazers. I'm assuming she meant dating or a fuckbuddy relationship.…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 34

In Your Opinion

Which TUSCL member posed as the model for these? http://www.jokideo.com/tag/big-balls-door-knocker/

ididthisonceContributor11 yrs ago 3 9

small breast

I have small breast, A-cup. Will that be a disadvantage for me? What size do you prefer & why?

researchgirl11 yrs ago 11 40

Will always remember first vip 3 way

Aww yes happened not to long ago on my birthday week. No sex just one sucking my dick while da other sucked my balls. Nigga that was a good night ;) I'll talk more about it in a review…

AravasContributor11 yrs ago 2 12

OT: "Cock Group" At Work Destroying Our Democracy Some More?

Looks like those "Cock Brothers" (as josh43 like to call them) are up to no good working to destroy our democracy once again. "Koch Group Claims California Endangers Donors by Demanding Names" http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-17/koch-group-claims-california-endangers-donors-by-demanding-names

DougsterVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 10

Many dances from one or fewer dances from many

Suppose you had a budget for getting 6 dances on one SC visit. Which option do you prefer? a) Six dances from your favorite back to back b) Three dances from two girls, one of whom is obviously not your favorite c) ???…

seyesContributor11 yrs ago 8 21

I need a hooker!

I'm so horny and bored I could explode! What do you guys do when you feel like that? Being dumped sucks but I'm trying to stay happy! Now I can see strippers and hookers. Brilliant!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 3 36

Fort Worth 2AMer involving the police.

A man is in fair condition after being shot by a Fort Worth officer outside a strip club early this morning. Police say officers were patrolling the area near Meacham Boulevard and Mark IV Parkway a little after 2 a.m. when…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 1

A joke for brilliant guy....how do you catch a polar bear?

With a saw, cut a hole in the ice, With a can opener, open a can of peas, Sprinkle the peas around the hole, When the polar bear comes to take a pea, You kick him in the ice-hole

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 12

Topless vs nude clubs

I have noticed after dancing at several clubs that nude clubs have been my money maker. I was curious if this was really that big of a deal to you guys. I've never found a pussy to be all that…

poledancer83Contributor11 yrs ago 27 49

big butts?

No thank you! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2956905/Men-don-t-fancy-skinny-girls-like-hourglass-figure-Woman-world-s-largest-bottom-says-fat-fabulous.html

knight_errantVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 17

More drama

Seeing the post earlier about drama in a strip club review, I thought I'd post this link for others to see. This used to be one of my favorite clubs. But I haven't been there in a year or two. Maybe I…

warhawksContributor11 yrs ago 1 4

2 new articles posted

Have not read them so IDK if they are good.

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 3

Bear remover.

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says…

warhawksContributor11 yrs ago 2 6

Is it time to go back to church?

'Stripper's pole' preacher gives entire filmed sermon with exposed NIPPLES http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/strippers-pole-preacher-gives-entire-5173162

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 8

Mileage from white girls

I got no problem with white girls, but it seems generally black girls and Latinas give higher mileage dances than white girls. The Latinas and black girls will work hard for your money, but the white girls constantly upsell during…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 12 45

OT: PL boy sens valentine to every girl in school

http://kdvr.com/2015/02/14/oklahoma-boy-sends-valentine-to-every-girl-in-school/ "A high school male student who wished to remain anonymous, sent a valentine to all 1,076 girls at the school, KFOR reported. He planned this grand gesture of kindness several months in advance, so he could save money to buy every…

Josh4311 yrs ago 5 10
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