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I got challenged to a game of Battle shits by the Mr. 4got2wipe himself. I found the location. It is on. You are gonna wish you had a portable listermint bidet http://igur.com/dYct7ve.png

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I checked on the number of up vs down votes for different definitions of LDK over at urbandictionary and found that "Lenadoon dog killers, crazy cunts that kill dogs" now has 163 up vs 50 down but the much more…

As usual, I don't understand the latest story that the media is fixated on. If Iran gets a nuke, so what? Lots of players in the Southern part of Asia already have them: India, Pakistan, China. Seems like Iran has…

If I only have time to stop at one club in Tampa, which would you recommend and why? (Based on reviews, it seems my top 3 choices would be MV, 2001, or YS - but the wisdom of the…

I knew things were gonna get freaky just by the way the fat-ass DJ was wheezing with excitement into the microphone as he introduced the trio. It was a perfect recipe for debauchery because the music was right, all three…

Average male panda lasts 30 seconds to 5 minutes. This guy set a record at 18 minutes. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-panda-lu-lu-stud-5464979 So how do you compare?

One thing that completely baffles me is how, in the year 2015, only 2-8% of Americans can be atheists. How can the number not be much greater?

So my wife asked me this evening how I have managed to go without sex for the past several months while we've been separated. I couldn't think of any answer other than "I fuck a gorgeous 19 year old…

Let us praise him by viewing gods most glorious creations: Tits and ass.

Kmart's 'Ship My Pants' Commercial [HD]: https://youtu.be/B8VMFlx80sA

McD misadventures....my local McD had to install a garbage disposal in the bathroom sink. I kept shitting in the sink so that soap and water was close by since there is no bidet there. They couldnt figure out to put…

How much money do Strippers Lose? The master and I are getting pissed at one of our favs. She is favoring other PLs in the club. Normally I would get 3-4 dances from her and multiplying that by…

The Internet is a great way to get cheap therapy. I can surf different sites if I have a problem. I am looking forward to getting criticized for this post. It is a great source of entertainment. Have at it lightening bugs!

..for a 30 something year old to be on tinder?

I hope you wiped before this stunt! http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=d34_1428179029

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You low-brow motherfuckers......

Anybody into that? I once had a stripper tell me of a customers that asked her to piss is her shoe and she did and he drank it. Not sure I want to believe that story but there are some…

A miracle - Jesus tooth x-ray? Differences between men and women - Killing Hitler, suffocate a baby? Dropping a load in K-mart! - Lady shitting in K-Mart? Where is TUSCL heading?

www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-comedian-farah-brook-talks-stranger-kissing-viral-video-article-1.2172108 I'd have groped her breasts and told her they were brilliant! ;)

http://dailym.ai/1GUT3WZ I would have no problem whatsoever killing Hitler, but I don't think I could suffocate the baby.

Just in time for Easter. http://dailym.ai/19Z9HaW

I've learned that dipping your dick in listermint cures STDs! I did not know that and it is a brilliant factoid! ;) How about you? What have you learned?