...we love da Juiceman! Even ol' Dracman -- he luvs da Juice da mostest. Doncha Drac-dude? We have just been treated to some fine Juicey literature -- some of it even on topic. Some of it EVen.had.PROPPER.puctuation. An artist evolves... Dare…

First thing I wanna say is: Fuck you, jester. Second: I'm not trying to force anyone to see things my way (like someone we know). I'm just trying to get an understanding of why people are getting so tight about everything on…

Some of these threads got me thinking. . .What is your strategy when you go to a club for the first time? Do you use your usual methods to get a feel for the club, using your spider-sense to…

I seem to always wake up before my boyfriend and today of course is no different. I turn to face him and watch him sleep; he looks so peaceful and innocent. I can’t help but look at his face and…

Daydreaming or somethingmore?i am not in my cold office anymore dealing with healthcare and daily concerns i am in my orchard i seem to have grown somethingspecialhere strange fruit hangs from invisible trees black and white flowers grow in the…

Your voice is nails to a chalkboard and your words are crude and probing and pitiful. You're pathetic, I smell the stench of desperation coming from your ill kept body. Seriously, do you even know what the definition of fucking hygieneis? If anyone…

It seems as though I've starting getting into the habit of hitting more than one club a night. This often stems from a first viist at a club I'm generally unfamiliar with since I like variety and to broaden…

Attention: Gentlemen's clubs are designed to make you spend money. You get entertainment in the form of alcohol and scantily clad women, and in exchange you cough up money. Occasionally, you cough up a lot of money. One Manhattan man…

i drink your blood and clean your bones, i want you love, i need you love, i cut you with my finger tips and stitch u up with these kisses that wont hold, baby, i dontthink you noticed but im crazy, slowly…

I think of her, this devil in a white dress This love I have for her is so powerful That I would give my soul to this white devil No charge at all Just allow me to feed my hunger…

I am too nice to say 'Fuck You' despite the shitthat you do. I'm too nice to punch you inthe eye so instead I listen to you whine with a sigh. I'm certain that you're never sick Just crippled by…

Your body is so hot and delicious I promise you cuty that my cock is precious If you spread your pussy wide I would be your pleazer I will fuck it like an animal without no hinders. Okay shawty,good business to…

Ok I wad fucking this bitch right....and she was like jay pull my hair and spit on my face !....ya kinky bitch do I did and that Shit made me cum hard playa....I didn't know I was like that…

If one wants true wisom one must avoid the fuckin ATM

LOUISVILLE, KY (WAVE) – Shively police are on the scene of a deadly shooting outside a strip club. Officers responding to a report of shots fired at the Dollhouse Gentlemen's Club at 7th Street and Berry Boulevard around 2 a.m.…

COVENTRY TWP.: Four women were arrested and charged with prostitution at a South Main Street business Monday after the Summit County Sheriff's Office received a complaint that men who were responding to advertisements for massages were paying women to perform…

A well written memoir by a level-headed west coast stripper. In the first part of the book she describes her experiences working in clubs for seven years. In the second part, the "Tales from the VIP" part, Lacey tells stories…

Today, as Washington joins the list of U.S. states that legally recognize same-sex marriage and becomes one of two states to legalize marijuana possession, it's not a stretch to say Washington has a progressive vision of life in the future.…

Rumor has it that there is going to be a new brothel in the D, anyone have any info? It's on 8 mile just West of Van Dyke (Mt. Elliott) http://twosheds.com/clubBB/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=15507&sid=b97d6fb6b346bb68a39caff007473d23

*Warning: the content of this thread may be consider graphic, and/or offensive by the weak at heart and some of the members of this forum (I'm talking to you tenisbum). May feel the urge to give a fair warning before…

NEW ALBANY, IN (WDRB) -- One man remains hospitalized and two other women suffered broken bones after being run over by a pickup truck in the parking lot of an Indiana strip club. Authorities have arrested 29-year old John J.…

how many of u think ur girls actually cum during OTC or ITC, or r just faking it?

I got suckered in again. I told myself I was done dating strippers. I'm such a PL. A couple of weeks ago I saw one of the hottest strippers I've ever seen in my life, in fact one of the…

How much is to much ?

In the spirit of Christmas... Which person do you love the most on TUSCL? If it's someone of the same gender please also note whether it is a "gay" or "non-gay" kind of love.