If everyone jacks off, then, why are most people afraid of getting caught with their pants down?

I was doing the crossword this morning and this was one of the clues: Give a good toss Any ideas?

http://theadvocate.com/news/15699814-123/bill-to-outlaw-stripping-under-21-in-louisiana-advancing-toward-final-passage Strippers and church now that's a fucking concept. First off I get the trafficking thing and its bad and should never happen but raising the age or sending dancers to church wont fix the problem. The fact is, times are…

What non-sexual act of a dancer makes you wanna spend more with her? What non-sexual act of a dancer makes you say "no more"? ... I expect wide variety is responses. Including "nothing" I specifically took out "sexual" because there it is usually…

And the other 1% are liars

Q. Did you hear about the Muslim party at the strip club? A. It was a blast. https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/meet-the-muslim-ex-porn-star-stripping-for-womens-rights

Funeral strippers are popular in Taiwan. Would you want strippers at your funeral? https://www.hongkongfp.com/2016/05/07/a-send-off-to-remember-taiwans-funeral-strippers/

This may be too explicit: For those of us who are happy enough getting grinding lap-dances without anything more than that, has anyone out there ever felt the need to jerk it in the bathroom in between getting some really good…

That is one for every 12 people.... The only quesion is, how do we arm the other 11?

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I'm not talking about married strippers who do OTC all the time, I'm talking about a married non-stripper (co-worker, neighbor, friend's friend, etc) who was bored/angry/frustrated with her relationship and was looking to have a little fun. Have any of…

https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2016/05/06/finger-lickin-good-manicure-kfc-flavored-nail-polish-launches/

Does smacking dat ass come standard for LDs? Is it considered more a VIP thing? I've had girls who seem to dig it during LDs. And I've had girls tell me if have to go VIP to do it. I mean, obviously…

Is there a secret TUSCL whale club?

I'd have to go with Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie "True Lies" with the Arnolds. I know, today she's a GILF, which is even a little too old for me. There are several MILFy porn stars which I…

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There are a lot of clubs in this city. Wonder what you guys would recommend for a good time. UHM is always a plus or ITC/OTC action is also a plus. Just trying to plan a trip. thanks

What's the greatest night you ever had in a strip club? What made it so great? Any stories that involve taking a shit, eating any form of chicken, or wearing a suit, don't count. Here's mine: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31393

Funny. I had it the other way around. ITC and OTC, I spoil the shit out of her and she knows it. There's a long line wanting to take her place and I'd get twice the mileage,…

http://www.theneworleansadvocate.com/news/15699814-123/bill-to-outlaw-stripping-under-21-in-louisiana-advancing-toward-final-passage

Dearborn, MI, has a large Arab /Muslim community and 3 strip clubs. Here's a story from an Arab voice. I'll make only one joke: Q What is the difference between a Muslim stripper and a Christian stripper? A…

Shit in the oceans. Quit making our oceanwater your shitter. Go to McD's you may like it better. You can eat a salad there

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/05/prom-death-boyfriend-sentenced/83959950/ I just have one question. Why the fuck is a 20 year old going to a prom? She was 17 (for the record). I couldn't get out of high school quick enough after I graduated, I don't think a…

I saw a post on Facebook today and someone made a list of the 58 most iconic album covers of all time. Why 58? I dunno. It was such a horrible list, I won't even share the link.…

the first 30 seconds or so are quite funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt5ICq0Mzdc