Your stageside face

The most common body postures and facial expressions I see stageside range from "disinterested cool guy with a poker face" to "you can tell by my smirk you better impress me". The guys will stay impassive as the girls come over, throw some dollars over with a flick of the wrist that indicates, "I'm tipping you, but yeah, I'm too cool for this." It's like each guy wants to make sure the other guys know that he's cool, he's enjoying it, but not ENJOYING IT enjoying it, if you're picking up what I'm laying down. The only other common persona on dayshift is the guy who is a little TOO into it, he's not blinking or breaking eye contact, he's got a creepy smile on his face that gets bigger every time she looks his way, he's in love with her, and gosh darn it, he doesn't give a hoot if everyone else knows it. We don't get the high-fiving drunk boys-night-out customers on dayshift, so I get spared that sight.

For many years, I did the disinterested cool guy thing, basically because I thought that's what you were supposed to do. These days, I tend to smile and interact with every stripper who comes by, but I keep my enthusiasm at a nice sane 4-5 instead of dialing it up to 11 like no-blinking eye-contact creepy-smile guy. How freaky must it be for strippers to be dancing to a crowd full of disinterested poseurs and smirking douchebags? If she's lighting me up, I don't need to keep a poker face, I'm fine reflecting some love back.

What's your stageside style?