Title says it all. Aah...yup
10 yrs ago · 1 min read
Title says it all. Aah...yup
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And the took the lesson that the secret to my spectacular Kung fu personality was my turtleness, not my rickness https://www.srviral.com/p/tortuga-25999.html Hint for those wishing to be as cool as I am: I was born a turtle, many years hence I…
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I'm feeling kinky and I want some simultaneous hairless ape-hairy ape loving! Aah...yup
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The council of ricks is still devising a cyberwarfare policy as we speak. As a group of suit-wearing badasses we actually do not have much experience with the dishonorable lardass idiots that make of 99% of hackers. Aah...yup I'm looking at…
Guys, what is the best area of Toronto to book a hotel in for being close to strip clubs? Any areas to avoid? Thanks.
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That is how i fuck your mama
Take a shit at McD's your turdle
Just stay away from Russian women - they're much too fast for you.
Q. Why is a turtle like a blonde? A. When they're on their backs, they're both fucked.
As a hairless ape I find turtles attractive but when I stick it in they tend to take a bite.
"As a hairless ape I find turtles attractive but when I stick it in they tend to take a bite."
Brilliant!
I have to say I like the turtle better than I like the vulture!
ricktherabbit wants to race you
So how about your friend in Manhattan, did he cash out of the 30 year long genuine boom of 2015 in time, and did he get to join the top 1%, or did he get the just deserves of his own greed and duplicity and end up out on the sidewalk?
SJG
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