jackslash•9 yrs agoQ. Why is a turtle like a blonde? A. When they're on their backs, they're both fucked.00Log in to vote
Ugluck75•9 yrs agoAs a hairless ape I find turtles attractive but when I stick it in they tend to take a bite.00Log in to vote
4got2wipe•9 yrs ago"As a hairless ape I find turtles attractive but when I stick it in they tend to take a bite." Brilliant! I have to say I like the turtle better than I like the vulture!00Log in to vote
san_jose_guy•9 yrs agoSo how about your friend in Manhattan, did he cash out of the 30 year long genuine boom of 2015 in time, and did he get to join the top 1%, or did he get the just deserves of his own greed and duplicity and end up out on the sidewalk? SJG00Log in to vote
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last commentThat is how i fuck your mama
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Take a shit at McD's your turdle
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Just stay away from Russian women - they're much too fast for you.
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Q. Why is a turtle like a blonde?
A. When they're on their backs, they're both fucked.
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As a hairless ape I find turtles attractive but when I stick it in they tend to take a bite.
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"As a hairless ape I find turtles attractive but when I stick it in they tend to take a bite."
Brilliant!
I have to say I like the turtle better than I like the vulture!
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ricktherabbit wants to race you
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So how about your friend in Manhattan, did he cash out of the 30 year long genuine boom of 2015 in time, and did he get to join the top 1%, or did he get the just deserves of his own greed and duplicity and end up out on the sidewalk?
SJG
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