Do any of you hairless apes know clubs where the females are willing to do it tu

That is how i fuck your mama

Take a shit at McD's your turdle

Just stay away from Russian women - they're much too fast for you.

Q. Why is a turtle like a blonde?
A. When they're on their backs, they're both fucked.

As a hairless ape I find turtles attractive but when I stick it in they tend to take a bite.

"As a hairless ape I find turtles attractive but when I stick it in they tend to take a bite."

Brilliant!

I have to say I like the turtle better than I like the vulture!

ricktherabbit wants to race you

So how about your friend in Manhattan, did he cash out of the 30 year long genuine boom of 2015 in time, and did he get to join the top 1%, or did he get the just deserves of his own greed and duplicity and end up out on the sidewalk?

SJG