Do any of you hairless apes know clubs where the females are willing to do it tu

8 comments

• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  That is how i fuck your mama
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Take a shit at McD's your turdle
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  Just stay away from Russian women - they're much too fast for you.
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  Q. Why is a turtle like a blonde?
  A. When they're on their backs, they're both fucked.
  
• Ugluck75

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  9 years ago

  As a hairless ape I find turtles attractive but when I stick it in they tend to take a bite.
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "As a hairless ape I find turtles attractive but when I stick it in they tend to take a bite."
  
  Brilliant!
  
  I have to say I like the turtle better than I like the vulture!
  
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  ricktherabbit wants to race you
• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  So how about your friend in Manhattan, did he cash out of the 30 year long genuine boom of 2015 in time, and did he get to join the top 1%, or did he get the just deserves of his own greed and duplicity and end up out on the sidewalk?
  
  SJG