I think some of these are pretty funny. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a61567/stripper-illustrations-jacq-the-stripper/

How come after calling me out to visit him in my hometown and I accepted he all of a sudden vanishes from tuscl ?

I build a house out of real money on stage then set it on fire and paid the DJ to play no limit soldiers old school song "hot boys"

Why have I been seeing this for several days before I log in? Notice: Undefined property: user::$IsAdmin in /var/www/tuscl/html/postread.php

There comes a time when dancers need to give up the game. There is one that is at Ebony Inn and also at Harley Riders in the dmv area who should do something different. She looks warn out…

Free time...worth the 40 min Enjoyed Synn more than DVCOI, and Flamingos over Sahara.

Since nobody will agree on the details of Trumps speech, let's talk about something that all heterosexual makes should agree to. Sorry SJGAY. Ivanka is so fuckable. She's got a DS figure after three kids.…

Title says it all.

http://nypost.com/2016/07/21/male-escorts-are-making-crazy-money-at-the-rnc/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

Watching the Trump ladies. How much would you pay to have a three-some with the members of your choosing. No judgement.

So I was browsing some random websites and I came across these nude pictures of a model named Micaela Schafer. Apparently she had surgery done on her areoles to have them turned into a heart shape. http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2016/07/micaela-schafer-topless-selfies At first I thought…

Just wondering what you all think a Strippers shelf life should be? Also how old is too old to strip? I think 27 should be the limit for most girls. Personally I think a girl should dance…

A lot of senseless killings and hate has been going on. It's time for missionary to preach the word of the lord. My main message is: spread love and peace, not hate. Jesus Christ says worship him. Be a disciple of…

Lesbians rub their pussies together and cum. It would seem logical if my shorts was so thin and her thong so thin we could feel each other as if we was naked.my cock rubbing up and down her clitoris. Giving…

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1477401/stripper-reveals-dirty-secrets-of-sex-industry-and-how-clubs-get-boozed-up-punters-to-spend-big/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-FBPAGE-_-Page3-page3-_-20160721-_-Page3-_-522416606 Man, clubbing in UK is very expensive! Just go somewhere else in Europe for better entertainment.

Q. What has 3 teeth and an IQ of 80? A. The dancer line-up at a West Virginia strip club. http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2016/07/19/lap-dance-proceeds-will-support-west-virginia-flood-relief/

Not surprisingly, Ted Cruz did not throw his support to the Donald last night. I started laughing watching the Cruzster duke it out once again. Eerie, that it may be, I'm starting to support Trump. I would not…

Check 'em out

http://gawker.com/my-week-stripping-in-cleveland-during-the-rnc-1783863633?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

I almost always post videos rather than stills, but I've just discovered this fashion model/designer named L. Shima and just have to post some nakey pics of her :) She's a delightful mix of black, Japanese, Irish, and German, from Austin…

https://youtu.be/ADBQBnHWODI

Now I get to play golf at work! https://youtu.be/gH88-45TxRM

https://youtu.be/kzQLHYfTW2Q

larryfisherman's question about dick size reminded me of a joke that my strippers love: A couple went to the nudist beach with their 6-year-old daughter. As soon as they took off all their clothes, Dad headed down the beach to…

It could happen!