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Weekend Challenge

flagooner
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Only use formal terms with strippers during any sex related talk. Examples:

Allowed: sexual intercourse, cunnilingus, fellatio, penis, vagina, testes, scrotum, labia, clitoris, ...

Not allowed: fuck, head, bj, pussy, dick, cock, clit,...

7 comments

  • shailynn
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    8 years ago
    "Hey bitch, want to go to VIP and have my penis meet your vagina? While you're at it I like my scrotum massaged and I'll be sure to make your clitoris feel real good."
  • crazyjoe
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    8 years ago
    Ooooooh shit
  • Imamutt
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    8 years ago
    Reminds me of George Carlin's bit on censorship. "Shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits."
  • Tiredtraveler
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    8 years ago
    And TITS shouldn't be on the list...sounds like a snack...
  • flagooner
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    8 years ago
    Agreed. Breasts is the acceptable term.
  • lopaw
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    8 years ago
    How about "bumping uglies?"
  • ATACdawg
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    8 years ago
    Flagooner, you must be out of your copulating mind to think that we maternal unit lovers might be be able to restrain our language regarding breasts, vulvas, vaginas in close proximity to our penises and testicles!
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