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Weekend Challenge

Jun 10, 2016, 6:05 AM
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flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.

Only use formal terms with strippers during any sex related talk. Examples:

Allowed: sexual intercourse, cunnilingus, fellatio, penis, vagina, testes, scrotum, labia, clitoris, ...

Not allowed: fuck, head, bj, pussy, dick, cock, clit,...

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shailynn

"Hey bitch, want to go to VIP and have my penis meet your vagina? While you're at it I like my scrotum massaged and I'll be sure to make your clitoris feel real good."

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crazyjoe

Ooooooh shit

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Imamutt

Reminds me of George Carlin's bit on censorship. "Shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits."

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Tiredtraveler

And TITS shouldn't be on the list...sounds like a snack...

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flagooner

Agreed. Breasts is the acceptable term.

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lopaw

How about "bumping uglies?"

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ATACdawg

Flagooner, you must be out of your copulating mind to think that we maternal unit lovers might be be able to restrain our language regarding breasts, vulvas, vaginas in close proximity to our penises and testicles!

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