It's Valentines day. Don't be that guy who brings a stripper flowers or chocolate. Just don't do it. There strippers who are there for the money. Not your girlfriend or wife.

a. Should you wash you hands before taking your dancer to the lap dance/vip room? b. Should your dancer do the same?

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In honor of Valentine’s Day I ask this question: What’s the most you’ve ever paid a stripper for sex OTC? Was it worth it?

I wonder what it's like?

Good morning TUSCL! Hope everyone has a great V day. Ive seen a few post about the perfect stripper age so i thought id do one about the perfect customer/bf age. I prefer a man between late 40's to early…

What does a pizza deliveryman and a gynecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it. What is good on pizza but bad on pussy? Crust.

So now all you have to do to spend Valentine's Day with a stripper is to name your right hand "Tiffany." http://www.radass.com/pornhub-premium-free-valentines-day/

Why is it illegal to sell cocaine to strippers? Strippers without cocaine = librarians. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/13/man-accused-selling-cocaine-to-strippers-is-arrested.html

how do you respond?

With all the talk of gifts going to dancers on V day... what happens to most of these gifts? Do dancers keep them or get rid of them before their boyfriends see them?

Be honest . . .

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Is Social Security to blame for so many men dying at 62? http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/02/13/is-social-security-to-blame-for-so-many-men-dying-at-62.html

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