Articles - 2008

<H4>FIRST THINGS FIRST!</H4> So you have decided to give it a go. Good for you! Now to get started you first need to find a club that you like. In order to do this you will probably need to enlist the help of a male friend. Most clubs will not let you in without a male escort. Go to as many…

Disclaimer: What follows is a result of many trips to the Block and of my wishful imagination. No illegal activities should be inferred from this guide and I have never witnessed or been a part of any such imagined activities. <br /> <br /> Baltimore's Block is unique unto itself. There are approximately 20 strip clubs located in the 400 block of…

YMMV. Your Mileage May Vary. Everybody says it, but what does it really mean? More importantly, what can you do to improve your mileage? It occurs to me that as a rule, I get pretty high mileage when I go to strip clubs. And it's not because I'm a great looking guy. Truth be told, I'm overweight,…

Give a LOT of details in your review (club layout, atmosphere, dance quality, etc.). Be wordy. Fill the review box. One or two sentence reviews aren't helpful to anyone. Content and length are the two most important factors to consider. Your review should be at least 2 solid paragraphs, with 7-10 sentences each. The first paragraph should describe the club, the…

Montreal, Quebec is my favorite North American city.&nbsp; It's large (with over 2 million people in the Montreal area), very cosmopolitan (almost European-like without the snobbery IMO), and the people there have a very open-minded attitude.<br /> <br /> Here are a couple of links that are related to Montreal:<br /> <a href="http://montrealstripclubs.thumblogger.com/">http://montrealstripclubs.thumblogger.com/</a><br /> <a href="http://www.montrealvip.com/faq/montrealstripclubsfaq.php">http://www.montrealvip.com/faq/montrealstripclubsfaq.php</a><br /> One is just a fun, occasional&nbsp;blog written by…

Elsewhere I mentioned that, as promised, earlier today I wrote a very long blog on this subject.&nbsp; But when I tried to post it I had timed out and I couldn't.&nbsp; So I'm going to try again, except this time I'm going to do it in fairly short installments.<br /> <br /> As many of you already&nbsp;know, I've been going to strip…

SNUGGLES<br /> <br /> On one of my very first visits to Choo Choo's (it may hve been my first visit, I'm not sure) I was seated at a table when a girl came up to me from behind and asked if I'd like company.&nbsp; She was very pleasant about it and not at all pushy, but I hadn't been there very…

I spent a couple hours at Wacko's in Jacksonville FL this afternoon.&nbsp; Wacko's is a small, hole in the wall strip club that is in a strip shopping ctr just off I-95 near downtown JAX.&nbsp; It is technically a bikini bar, but the rules are fluid depending on the dancers.&nbsp; I have been here many times, and as I have…

JULY 2, 1997<br /> <br /> I've actually gotten PMs from at least one misguided soul asking me to continue this saga, so here goes.<br /> <br /> By the summer of '97 I had been seeing Snuggles regularly for several months and things had deteriorated - she had become very popular and as a result I found myself having to wait longer and…

A SLIGHT DIGRESSION<br /> <br /> We're getting close to the denouement, ladies and gentlemen, but before we do a slight digression is in order.&nbsp; This may seem totally irrelevant but it's relevance will eventually be made clear.&nbsp; I also warn you, dear reader, that we get a little weird at this point,<br /> <br /> Our story resumes with FONDL at age 17.&nbsp;…

THE DENOUEMENT AT LAST<br /> <br /> If you recall from the third episode, Snuggles&nbsp;has moved on to greener pastures, leaving Funny Girl as&nbsp;my main attraction.&nbsp; So I began hanging out with&nbsp;Funny Girl&nbsp;on a weekly basis.&nbsp; The thing that initially attracted me to her, aside from being cute and very friendly, was that from the very beginning she treated me differently than…

SOME FINAL THOUGHTS<br /> <br /> Aside from my second visit to an alternative universe, several aspects of this&nbsp;tale still amaze me.&nbsp; Fist of all, timing was everything.&nbsp; If we hadn't met exactly when we did, none of this would have happened.&nbsp; We were each ready for each other.&nbsp; Timing is clearly everything in life, and in this case it was perfect.&nbsp;…

<span style="font-family: Times New Roman"><span style="font-size: larger"> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">My Dad frequently refers to Hillary Clinton as both a &ldquo;lesbian&rdquo; and a &ldquo;devil&rdquo;.&nbsp;He went off the deep-end politically around-about 1988.&nbsp;Recently, I saw this picture from the campaign trail in NH (after Clinton&rsquo;s defeat in IA):<br /> <br /> <a href="http://us.f13.yahoofs.com/bc/47a2e4c0_14cec/bc/My+Documents/babyeater.jpg?bf7duoHBoYt9gZ2s">http://us.f13.yahoofs.com/bc/47a2e4c0_14cec/bc/My+Documents/babyeater.jpg?bf7duoHBoYt9gZ2s</a><br /> <br /> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Now, I know what some of…

<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">Firefox has a lot of cool features. Perhaps one of the best is how it can be used discretely as well as its portability. You can remove all evidence of your browser activity from prying eyes. Not only can you remove your activity but you can retain all your settings including bookmarks, history, as…

<span style="font-size: larger"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman">...when I was 12 years-old.&nbsp; It was 1984, and I was in civics class.&nbsp; Do they even have those kind of classes anymore?&nbsp; Our teacher actually worked part-time as a nighttime deli meat slicer at a local supermarket to make ends meet.&nbsp; He really didn't do that great a job teaching, since he was…

A dark crowded room. Cover charge. Entertainment. Drinks from $4-6.&nbsp; Snacks from $5-8.&nbsp; Noisy,&nbsp; people talking, some not paying attention to the entertainment.&nbsp; Young adults clusted together. Employees standing around, not paying any attention to the customers.&nbsp; Security standing guard to make sure no one does anything wrong.&nbsp; <br /> <br /> Must be a strip club you say..... nope<br /> <br /> Dance/Nightclub....&nbsp;…

<p>HOW WE BECAME FRIENDS<br /> <br /> In my prvious blogs I've explained how Funny Girl became my ATF and how we became club buddies.&nbsp; But some of you may also be interested in how we made the transition to real friendship.<br /> <br /> As I previously explained, for over&nbsp; year I was probably her best customer, visiting with her at her club…

Like many perusers of this board, I was always of the opinion that the club held the magic.&nbsp; What club has the most attractive performers, the least hawkish and intrusive bouncers, the best prices for lappers...until a week ago.&nbsp; It was then that I had my awakening in the wonderful city that care forgot..New Orleans.<br /> <br /> New Orleans brings to…

Ah, but Big Daddy's...the iconic Bourbon Street dive, not as trashy as Unisexx, but certainly not rising to the level of your neighborhood opium den.&nbsp; A club where introductions normally consist of you saying your name and reaching for the lady's hand and she telling you her name and shaking your package. &nbsp; There I discovered my first magic dancer...a…

Thank god for Houston strip clubs!!!.&nbsp; On Monday, I went to The Penthouse Club.&nbsp; Decent place, the girls are okay.&nbsp; Sat with one for awhile and she gave me a few dances and between songs she's sit and shoot the breeze with me and rub my cock through my pants.&nbsp; The object of my desire though was on stage.&nbsp; Jackie,…

Getting a job at a strip club is not always an easy thing to accomplish. It took me 3 tries before I got hired at the club I really wanted.&nbsp; You have to remember that a strip club constantly girls coming in and out the door looking for work.&nbsp; If you follow my advice, you will greatly increase your chances…

It took me a very long time to learn how to really make money stripping and finally after I got it down to a science, I was making nearly 5 to 6 thousand a week on a steady basis.. Follow these few simple steps and watch your income sky rocket! You can use these methods no matter if…

So you want to know the upside and downside of working as a stripper right?&nbsp; This page is designed to help you get a realistic impression of what a typical strippers life is like and what you can expect while working in the club.&nbsp; Warning-I do not hold back my opinion because if you are reading this-it means you want…

<p>Contrary to popular opinion, strip clubs aren't all alike.&nbsp; In fact one can argue that they are all unique, that no two are alike.&nbsp; There is an almost endless variety, which is part of the fun of visiting different strip clubs.&nbsp; But sooner or later most of us develop a preference for one sort of club over another, so it…

<span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);"><span style="font-size: larger;"><b>The Big List 2008</b></span></span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);"><br /> </span> So I was sitting around talking with a couple of people about their favorite clubs around the country.&nbsp; One of them had just checked out Irving's the night before for the first time (two thumbs up but still prefers Norma Jeans on The Block),…

<span style="font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-size: x-small"><b>To all of the PLs,<br /> <br /> I have been going to strip clubs for years, ever since a friend took me in October 1982 for my bachelor party (when I lived in Orlando).&nbsp; It can be an addictive experience, like drugs, alcohol, gambling, smoking, etc.&nbsp; I went to different clubs in Orlando, then I continued the…