Rules of the Road - A Guide to Increasing Strip Club Mileage

YMMV. Your Mileage May Vary. Everybody says it, but what does it really mean? More importantly, what can you do to improve your mileage? It occurs to me that as a rule, I get pretty high mileage when I go to strip clubs. And it's not because I'm a great looking guy. Truth be told, I'm overweight,…