Articles - January, 2008

<H4>FIRST THINGS FIRST!</H4> So you have decided to give it a go. Good for you! Now to get started you first need to find a club that you like. In order to do this you will probably need to enlist the help of a male friend. Most clubs will not let you in without a male escort. Go to as many…

Disclaimer: What follows is a result of many trips to the Block and of my wishful imagination. No illegal activities should be inferred from this guide and I have never witnessed or been a part of any such imagined activities. <br /> <br /> Baltimore's Block is unique unto itself. There are approximately 20 strip clubs located in the 400 block of…

YMMV. Your Mileage May Vary. Everybody says it, but what does it really mean? More importantly, what can you do to improve your mileage? It occurs to me that as a rule, I get pretty high mileage when I go to strip clubs. And it's not because I'm a great looking guy. Truth be told, I'm overweight,…

Give a LOT of details in your review (club layout, atmosphere, dance quality, etc.). Be wordy. Fill the review box. One or two sentence reviews aren't helpful to anyone. Content and length are the two most important factors to consider. Your review should be at least 2 solid paragraphs, with 7-10 sentences each. The first paragraph should describe the club, the…

Montreal, Quebec is my favorite North American city.&nbsp; It's large (with over 2 million people in the Montreal area), very cosmopolitan (almost European-like without the snobbery IMO), and the people there have a very open-minded attitude.<br /> <br /> Here are a couple of links that are related to Montreal:<br /> <a href="http://montrealstripclubs.thumblogger.com/">http://montrealstripclubs.thumblogger.com/</a><br /> <a href="http://www.montrealvip.com/faq/montrealstripclubsfaq.php">http://www.montrealvip.com/faq/montrealstripclubsfaq.php</a><br /> One is just a fun, occasional&nbsp;blog written by…

Elsewhere I mentioned that, as promised, earlier today I wrote a very long blog on this subject.&nbsp; But when I tried to post it I had timed out and I couldn't.&nbsp; So I'm going to try again, except this time I'm going to do it in fairly short installments.<br /> <br /> As many of you already&nbsp;know, I've been going to strip…

SNUGGLES<br /> <br /> On one of my very first visits to Choo Choo's (it may hve been my first visit, I'm not sure) I was seated at a table when a girl came up to me from behind and asked if I'd like company.&nbsp; She was very pleasant about it and not at all pushy, but I hadn't been there very…

I spent a couple hours at Wacko's in Jacksonville FL this afternoon.&nbsp; Wacko's is a small, hole in the wall strip club that is in a strip shopping ctr just off I-95 near downtown JAX.&nbsp; It is technically a bikini bar, but the rules are fluid depending on the dancers.&nbsp; I have been here many times, and as I have…

JULY 2, 1997<br /> <br /> I've actually gotten PMs from at least one misguided soul asking me to continue this saga, so here goes.<br /> <br /> By the summer of '97 I had been seeing Snuggles regularly for several months and things had deteriorated - she had become very popular and as a result I found myself having to wait longer and…

A SLIGHT DIGRESSION<br /> <br /> We're getting close to the denouement, ladies and gentlemen, but before we do a slight digression is in order.&nbsp; This may seem totally irrelevant but it's relevance will eventually be made clear.&nbsp; I also warn you, dear reader, that we get a little weird at this point,<br /> <br /> Our story resumes with FONDL at age 17.&nbsp;…

THE DENOUEMENT AT LAST<br /> <br /> If you recall from the third episode, Snuggles&nbsp;has moved on to greener pastures, leaving Funny Girl as&nbsp;my main attraction.&nbsp; So I began hanging out with&nbsp;Funny Girl&nbsp;on a weekly basis.&nbsp; The thing that initially attracted me to her, aside from being cute and very friendly, was that from the very beginning she treated me differently than…

SOME FINAL THOUGHTS<br /> <br /> Aside from my second visit to an alternative universe, several aspects of this&nbsp;tale still amaze me.&nbsp; Fist of all, timing was everything.&nbsp; If we hadn't met exactly when we did, none of this would have happened.&nbsp; We were each ready for each other.&nbsp; Timing is clearly everything in life, and in this case it was perfect.&nbsp;…

<span style="font-family: Times New Roman"><span style="font-size: larger"> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">My Dad frequently refers to Hillary Clinton as both a &ldquo;lesbian&rdquo; and a &ldquo;devil&rdquo;.&nbsp;He went off the deep-end politically around-about 1988.&nbsp;Recently, I saw this picture from the campaign trail in NH (after Clinton&rsquo;s defeat in IA):<br /> <br /> <a href="http://us.f13.yahoofs.com/bc/47a2e4c0_14cec/bc/My+Documents/babyeater.jpg?bf7duoHBoYt9gZ2s">http://us.f13.yahoofs.com/bc/47a2e4c0_14cec/bc/My+Documents/babyeater.jpg?bf7duoHBoYt9gZ2s</a><br /> <br /> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Now, I know what some of…