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Like many perusers of this board, I was always of the opinion that the club held the magic.&nbsp; What club has the most attractive performers, the least hawkish and intrusive bouncers, the best prices for lappers...until a week ago.&nbsp; It was then that I had my awakening in the wonderful city that care forgot..New Orleans.<br />
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New Orleans brings to mind Bourbon Street and to those of us strip club afficianados..TOURIST TRAP/MONEY PIT, certainly not without reason.&nbsp; On Bourbon Street, willing tourists are turned upside down and shaken for every penny..from the &quot;I bet you $5 I know where you got your shoes&quot; to &quot;you'll have a great time in the vip room, put it on your card&quot; spiels pour forth and overwhelm Bob from Dayton.&nbsp; So, knowing what lay in store, I started my four days in New Orleans (to which I travel often) at Ricks..the ever steady, bedrock club..class and beauty personified (along with expensive and dare we say it, boring).&nbsp; Beautiful women, no touchy table dances and mortgage the house rates for VIP with a Stepford wife just wouldn't cut it this trip.<br />
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So, if upscale was boring, maybe some slumming was in order...can we say Unisexx bar and Big Daddys?&nbsp; Unisexx was no surprise...over the hill stripper with a serviceable body and nicotine wrinkled face offering upstairs/vip for $260...errr $200 and you do everything, baby.&nbsp; Put this place on your &quot;skip&quot; list and highlight it..you don't want to go there, especially if you see it with all the lights on before it officially opens..yikes!!!<br type="_moz" />