Like many perusers of this board, I was always of the opinion that the club held the magic. What club has the most attractive performers, the least hawkish and intrusive bouncers, the best prices for lappers...until a week ago. It was then that I had my awakening in the wonderful city that care forgot..New Orleans.<br /> <br /> New Orleans brings to mind Bourbon Street and to those of us strip club afficianados..TOURIST TRAP/MONEY PIT, certainly not without reason. On Bourbon Street, willing tourists are turned upside down and shaken for every penny..from the "I bet you $5 I know where you got your shoes" to "you'll have a great time in the vip room, put it on your card" spiels pour forth and overwhelm Bob from Dayton. So, knowing what lay in store, I started my four days in New Orleans (to which I travel often) at Ricks..the ever steady, bedrock club..class and beauty personified (along with expensive and dare we say it, boring). Beautiful women, no touchy table dances and mortgage the house rates for VIP with a Stepford wife just wouldn't cut it this trip.<br /> <br /> So, if upscale was boring, maybe some slumming was in order...can we say Unisexx bar and Big Daddys? Unisexx was no surprise...over the hill stripper with a serviceable body and nicotine wrinkled face offering upstairs/vip for $260...errr $200 and you do everything, baby. Put this place on your "skip" list and highlight it..you don't want to go there, especially if you see it with all the lights on before it officially opens..yikes!!!<br type="_moz" />
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