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Montreal, Quebec is my favorite North American city.&nbsp; It's large (with over 2 million people in the Montreal area), very cosmopolitan (almost European-like without the snobbery IMO), and the people there have a very open-minded attitude.<br />
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Here are a couple of links that are related to Montreal:<br />
<a href="http://montrealstripclubs.thumblogger.co… />
<a href="http://www.montrealvip.com/faq/montreals… />
One is just a fun, occasional&nbsp;blog written by some guy that's very enthusiastic about Montreal strip clubs.&nbsp; The other has a lot of good, raw info about Montreal (especially if you've never been there before).&nbsp; I wouldn't buy into any of their packages IMO...even if I was a &quot;high-roller&quot;.&nbsp; IMO, you really don't need a &quot;guide&quot; to get the full Montreal experience...strip club-wise or otherwise.&nbsp; <br />
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One of the best ways to get some &quot;extra&quot; action while in Montreal is to try out some kind of&nbsp;escort service.&nbsp; Escorting is actually tolerated quite well by downtown Montreal hotels.&nbsp; Here's a site that I've seen some pretty good reviews on over the years:<br />
<a href="http://www.asservissante.com/escort-mont… />
I can't say that I've tried them myself (I have my own personal connections that get me what I need when in town), but you're really not going to find many strip clubs that tolerate &quot;extra&quot; fun in downtown Montreal these days.<br />
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The <b>Montreal Escort Review Board</b> is very famous for its reviews of strip clubs, escorts, massage parlors, and &quot;street action&quot;, which is technically tolerated in Quebec...just try not to proposition anyone out in the open.<br />
http://merb.ca/vbulletin/index.php<br />
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Need more info on <u>prostitution policies</u> across the entire world?&nbsp; Then look no further than:<br />
http://prostitution.procon.org/viewresou… />
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Speaking of <b>massage parlors</b>, you can get some basic info on these in Quebec at this site:<br />
http://www.eroticmp.com/s16056-Quebec-er… />
I'm never tried any myself, yet.&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif" alt="" /><br />
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Here are some more useful links when traveling to Canada:<br />
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<a href="http://finance.yahoo.com/q?d=t&amp;s=FXC… />
The latest Canadian currency vs. the miserable U.S. Dollar (courtesy of Yahoo)<br />
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<a href="http://coinmill.com/CAD_USD.html">http:/… />
A cool <b>currency converter</b> (this link will go to Canada vs. the USA as a default)<br />
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<a href="http://www.danseusesnues.com/eng/index.a… />
<b>Quebec Strip Clubs</b> (there are a lot of entries in French here though, but the info is usually pretty good)<br />
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<a href="http://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/general/times… />
<b>Canadian border wait times</b> (be sure to bring your <b>passport</b> in order to get back to the USA though!)<br />
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<a href="http://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/">http://apps.cb… />
<b>U.S. border wait times</b> (see above)<br />
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http://bardiane2k.com/<br />
<b>Chez Diane</b> is one of the closest strip clubs to the USA border<br />
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http://www.stripclubjunkie.com/stripclub… />
These <span>are</span><span> Quebec strip club reviews from <b>Stripper Web</b><br />
</span><a title="Bar Sexe Mania in Montreal, Quebec" href="../d.php?DID=2000"><br />
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Bar Sexe Mania</a><span><span>'s </span></span> website advertises for an infamous topless eatery called the &quot;<b>Resto Les Princesses</b>&quot; at 4970 Hochelaga (at the corner with Rue Viau). Their actual website is: <br />
http://www.lesprincesses.com/index-en.ht… />
phone #:514-255-0003 and another website at:<br />
http://ousortir.com/Bars/princesses.html (in French)<br />
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I decided to give it a try since I had heard about it before.&nbsp; It's located about a block South of the Viau Metro station, which is the best station to get off at in order to see much of the Olympic Park as well.&nbsp; The <b>Montreal Metro</b> has always been very reliable, safe, and pretty cheap when I've used it in the past.&nbsp; The neighborhood around the Metro station looked to be lower income housing units that were left over from the Olympics a long time ago...a working class neighborhood for sure. <br />
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The eatery is a very small, square establishment that has all of the blinds drawn (for obvious reasons).&nbsp; It turned out that the one waitress that was working on the early Friday night when I stopped by recently was <i>totally nude</i>...she just had on a thin sash around her waist.&nbsp; The meal options were displayed all in French, but the waitstaff spoke some limited English.&nbsp; It was very cheap fare...my total bill for a burger, gravy fries, and a soda was around $10 Canadian.&nbsp; They had a full bar as well, and the bathrooms at the very back of the place were very, very small. <br />
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This place basically seemed like a local establishment that had its share of regulars.&nbsp; There was actually a birthday party going on while I was there for one of the friends of an apparent regular.&nbsp; The waitress was a tad on the older side, but she had a great body &amp; attitude.&nbsp; They have some pics of some of the other waitresses on their website.&nbsp; The do serve breakfast here as well, and it looked like they had their own parking lot next door.&nbsp; I believe their hours ran from around 5 AM to 7-9 PM daily. <br />
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You may see an advertisement on their website (and at their establishment) for a nearby &quot;Bar Sexy Rock&quot;, but this appears to be a regular night club and <b>NOT</b> a strip club.<br />
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And yet more topless/nude fun to be had in Montreal: <br />
There appear to be a number of these types of places all in the same section of the city, including: <br />
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<b>Resto Bistro Les Courtisanes</b> at 2533 Rue Ste-Catherine East (near the corner with Rue Frontenac...514-523-3170), which is open daily from 5:30 AM-7:30 PM. <br />
http://ousortir.com/Bars/coutisanes.html (in French) <br />
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They serve all-day breakfast <i>all-nude</i> apparently here, and they are located South of the Frontenac Metro station (which is kind of a seedy area IMO). <br />
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<b>Chez Lidia</b> (or maybe <b>Chez Carole</b> nowadays) <b>Serveuses Super Sexy</b> at 2205 Boulevard Rosemont (at the corner of Avenue des Erables...723-7772), which is open Mon-Sat, 5 AM-8 PM. <br />
http://ousortir.com/Bars/carole.html (in French) <br />
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More <i>full-on nudity</i> here, and they are located well East of the Rosemont Metro station. <br />
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<b>Resto Frontenac Serveuse Super Sexy</b> at 2557 Rue Rachel East, near the corner with Rue Frontenac...which is well North of the Frontenac Metro station (again, kind of a seedy area IMO). <br />
http://ousortir.com/Bars/frontsexy.html (in French) <br />
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<b>Brasserie 4040</b> at 4040 Rue Jean-Talon East, which is just West of Boulevard Pie-IX (Route 125)...&quot;beer with boobs&quot; apparently available here...located well East of the Saint-Michel Metro station. <br />
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Lastly, there's a place to get your hair cut from at least <i>partially-nude women</i> (if that's your thing...no thanx for me) at <b>Salon Adorable Sexy</b> at 1959 Rue Jean-Talon East (near Rue Chabot), which is just East of Avenue Papineau (728-8506) &amp; the Fabre Metro station. <span><span><br />
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Have fun in Canada eh...and h</span></span><span><span>ope for another surge in the American dollar as well!<br />
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I will be updating this entry with specific info related to strip clubs in Quebec and maybe some funny stories about my many trips to my favorite city a bit later...stay tuned... &nbsp; <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif" alt="" /><br />
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