the ultimate strip club list

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I’ve tried Johnny A’s about three times in the last year, so combining all of my visits into one review. My visits were all on Saturdays, either early or late afternoon, and I was never…

Growing up in Philadelphia, Lou Turks was a legend. As teenagers we wanted to go there because it was the only strip club we'd heard about. I moved from Philly as a young adult and…

The Venue: I have to be honest, the venue was very underwhelming. This was my first time clubbing in San Francisco, so maybe I'm just not used to it. Long single stage, two rows of…

Place is in a small shopping center next to Taco Bell. Admission is $15 dayshift, $20 nightshift. If I remember correctly I had to pay an extra $8 for a drink inside. One drink minimum.…

Visited Emerald City at about 8 PM on a Tuesday. It's a nude club, with no alcohol, but right next door there's a full bar where the dancers will hang out in shorts and tight…

Started out late afternoon mongering and was met with an open door and no cover on a Saturday around 4pm. Beers were $6/each. Bartenders and management all were welcoming and friendly. Nice place to…

Portland, OR. Buckman district. I parked on the street. Urban gets a little weird. I saw a lady have a "sword fight" with some dude with rainbow umbrellas in the middle of the night. Fucking…

Medford, OR. Thursday night. Downtown Medford. Seems alright to me. Street parking found some right out front. Walk in, girl at the desk. Cover is $5. Walk in. To your left is the bar, everyone…

Astoria, OR. Friday night. They actually filmed the Goonies here in Astoria. I asked some of the dancers to do the truffle shuffle and they didn't know what the hell I was talking about. Fun…

I decided, on a whim, to check out Club Paradise on a recent Saturday night. This club has been on a sharp decline since it's 2000s heyday, and it perfectly fits the bill of a…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. I parked behind this joint, no lot only street parking. Walk in, guy checks ID, and gives you the run down. Not a big club, typical…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking around back. Area seems ok. In between Devil's and Hawthorne which I would also hit. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy sitting in a chair, show him ID in you…

Coos Bay, OR. Thursday night. Coastal Oregon. Area is fine, cool town. Raining of course. Just north of here is Dune City where the creator of the film Dune got his inspiration for that movie.…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Plenty of parking on the side and in back of this club. Walk in, guy sitting at the front, cover was $5 I think. From here, Lap dance booths with curtains…

Due for a stop at Loco and with the holidays past it. I finally had a chance. The club is located in a business/industrial area and has plenty of free parking. It seems safe enough,…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking on the street. Neighborhood is pretty industrial around here, doesn't seem that bad to me. Walk in, no nothing just basically empty bar. I counted a three strippers. Three customers.…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Right by the airport. Parked around back. Entrance is also in back. Walk in. Younger dude at the front, ID check and pat down. Layout, bar dead ahead. Some slot machines…

Popped in during midafternoon. Was struck by how dark the interior of the club was compared to the outside and even lobby area; took me a minute for my eyes to adjust. During that time,…

Wrote a review, but it got rejected. Must be Minnow operating the show. Anyway went on Thursday as I heard Monse was back. I arrived and paid my 21 dollars just to…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Industrial part of town. Seems ok a few homeless in the area. Parked across the street, walk on in, no cover, no nothing. Video slot machines, most being utilized. The club…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Northwest part of town. Plenty parking up on a hill. Walk in, lady asks if I've been, no I say and gives me the rundown. I ask for singles and I…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Last stop of the night. Neighborhood seems alright. Right off Powell blvd and right before you go over the Ross Island bridge. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Big…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Area seems alright, parking in the lot or the street outside. Guy out front checks ID. Walk in. Sort of like cheers bar type enviornment. The bar is right as you…

Went to the Mint on a Friday night , the cover was $20.00 . I asked why the cover had increased , and she said it's $20 on Thurs , Fri , Sat and $10.00…

I've been meaning to stop at the DWNR for a while and today my schedule finally allowed it. We all know the layout by now so I'll spare that. Got there just before 10pm. $20 cover…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Columbia strip. Industrial area. Plenty of parking. Walk in, pay $5 to the guy at the front. Small stage on the left side, and the bar and video…

Portland, OR. Friday night. East side of the Willamette river. Parking on street only. Area seemed arlight but urban Portland, a lot of whackadoodles running around. Walk in, cool hispanic dude at the front. ID…

Looks like Justin Trudeau is on the ropes. Nobody can afford housing (even compared to us) the CAD ain't worth shit. Jordan Peterson had interesting conversation with probably the next coming up from the Pierre…

For you Mons Vets (long time club goers) there's been some changes. First, NEW MANAGEMENT/ OWNERSHIP. Gone are long time Mons staff, replaced by 2001 staffers from across the street. This occurred only in the…

I pulled up here at 2:15. Parking was 5 bucks. Entrance was 10 bucks. Lot is crappy and the pat down was also crappy. There was plenty of parking on Saturday. Bad sign. The layout is…

I pulled up here around 4:40. Wasn’t charged to park on the gravel area. The lot is back to being messed up so I wouldn’t have paid to park there if that’s what they…

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I have visited this place few times evening and nights over last year. There is generally set of 4-5 girls who want to sit in a corner and chat amongst themselves. You can go…

Big thanks to nemesisk7 https://tuscl.net/member/353775 for adding about 8 viet coffee shops... these places are kinda cool... if you're ever in So. Cal., check em out. Hot Viet girls wearing just a smile

Although I haven't always had a great experience, I do enjoy going to Club Desire, and try to drop in when I am passing through Rhode Island. Most of the time, I am traveling…

What are some of the best non-dance things you've done in clubs? Here's one from about 10 years ago. This was at Cheetah's in San Diego. I'd become friends with one of the dancers. (I…

a bit overdue from the holidays. I flew in a Thursday and hit the club right away so I am guessing it was 1:30ish Free parking Free entry $5 tip for the doorman to find me a seat (there…

Ever had anytime where you had to gangsta on these strippers. Keep them in line. Give them some, Check yoself...fool. Recently a dancer got spicey with me and I wasn't having it. I began to talk…

Visited Wed around 4pm Place: Other reviews describe the place, so this is short. Plenty of parking. Inside is small and comfortable with one stage, small tables, a bar with stools, and a few VIP…

It’s been a few years since I had been to this spot but decided to check it out with a few friends while in town. We went here after 3am and there was still about…

The club is pretty large, with the bar, DJ, and VIP entrance on your right as you enter and the main floor on your left. There are two stages: a large, protruding main stage and…

It was the second Saturday in December about nine thirty when I rolled in. After a quick wand down, I pay my $20 entrance fee and walk inside. Layout has been explained many times before. A…