You fill up my senses. Like a night in the forest. Like a mountain in springtime

Astoria, OR. Friday night. They actually filmed the Goonies here in Astoria. I asked some of the dancers to do the truffle shuffle and they didn't know what the hell I was talking about. Fun fact I kinda look like Sloth but he's a little more handsome then me though. Also if you get to Astoria in the daytime get to Bowpicker, it's like boat thing that serves fish and chips, best I've had. Anyway, I parked on the street, area seems fine to me. Walk in. It's sort of beat up old school bar, but charming. To your right where you walk in is a dance area with curtained booths, on your left is the bar and in the back is like a low stage area with seating around it. Customers were mostly white middle age dudes. A couple groups, some solo, not that crowded though at this time. A lot of folks were in and out. Pretty unique dance set up, your sort of throw the money down below as the girl dances.

Dancers. Only two. But I gotta say they were both attractive. One was a more veteran dancer, russian or eastern euro chick based off her accent. Tanned girl. Great natural fit body, her name was like Aliah it was something like that. Not bad. And the other girl was one of the hottest strippers I've run into. Everything ass, tits, pussy, it's a nude club so you can see all that stuff, pretty face. Her name was Lavender.

After she got done dancing, she was at the bar and I ask about dances. She told me the drill. You know what she was hot enough where I just fuck it let's just do it. Let's find out. Some girls are just automatic yes and whatever happens, happens. We get to the back. Can't touch. One way. It was a very glancing lap dance, a lot of getting up, grinding on my leg and not my crotch. Her body was fucking amazing though, all natural, and just busty as hell. I mean the dances sucked though but I needed find out. Nobody else was back there and no staff was messing with us but still was shitty. When it was done I made a crazy ass OTC offer just to shoot my shot. I mean it would amazing to fuck that but no dice. At the end of the day, unique little spot but the mileage sucks and it's expensive. All told I can't recommend it but it's the only club in the area, maybe just pop in once to say you did, never again though.