Non-Dance Fun in Clubs?

What are some of the best non-dance things you've done in clubs?

Here's one from about 10 years ago. This was at Cheetah's in San Diego. I'd become friends with one of the dancers. (I still communicate with her and invested in a business she started, which paid off.)

Lap dances there happen in a backroom with maybe a dozen spaces slightly partitioned from other patrons.

One night, I arranged to have some extra fun with one of the managers. I wore two pairs of slacks to the club. I got dances with her and we left one pair in the VIP room so that a bouncer / manager would think someone had left them like they leave sunglasses, hats, etc.

I left shortly after. When I talked to her the next day, she said the manager went nuts screaming at bouncers, "How could you not see a guy leave without his pants on!" He was scouring the security cameras, trying to find who had left without pants.