Magic Carpet Ride in a dead club

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking on the street. Neighborhood is pretty industrial around here, doesn't seem that bad to me. Walk in, no nothing just basically empty bar. I counted a three strippers. Three customers. It's a nice bar but saturday ain't nothing going on. Layout is bar dead ahead, stage is off to your left, bathroom back wall, left of the bar. Dance prices are up to the dancer. $25-$40.

Dancers. Only three. All white. One chick I was talking to with a line guy haircut, she was nice chick but not my type, older maybe 40's. Then one 20 something white chick with black kind of chunky. And then a brunette dancing on stage for a while just chatting with probably her regular or something. She was very atheltic appearing and had really short hair, so from afar I had to check to make sure this wasn't a trans situation but upclose yeah she was girl. These guy haircuts in this town have got to GO. I even prefer the shaved look to whatever these weird mullet things are. She had nice fit body though. But nobody over a 6 in my mind.

Ultimately though there ain't nothing going on here, and on a saturday night, way better options in Portland and I planned to hit them.