Canadian Turmoil

Thanks Muddy.

If you go to a Canadian club and see a badass looking moose getting lappers while drinking Jack and wearing a stylin’ suit you should know that you’ve run into rickthemoose.

Feel free to see hi. Like all of us ricks, the moose is a nice guy. But don’t be a frickin’ weird about it or anything. ROAR!!!

I’ve always felt the best place to monger in North America is the area around YYZ (Toronto Airport). Strip clubs, massage parlors, AMPS, escorts, all in a legal “gray” area, all reasonably priced as well. Montreal is good too but you get that snotty “we’re really French” attitude and it’s harder to get around. You need like a password to go to the good massage parlors and parking is a pain too.

used to live in Upstate NY and had some great trips up to Montreal. Niagara Falls used to have a few spots, but that was ages ago

I've decided that I like Montreal better than Toronto. The strip clubs kinda suck but the escorts and massage places are great. Being able to get by in French does help though.

Oh wow I had not been following the exchange rate, I had no idea that the CAD was down to 0.69. it was over $1 in 2011!

It's definitely a good time for those of you near the border to cross over and get some Canadian pussy 30 percent off. I really liked Canadian civvy girls when I spent a couple months there. Less religious so less hangups about sex and purity.

He just resigned.

No, he announced his intent to resign, but only after the party selects a new leader. It will still be the liberal party running Canada, so Canada will still be fucked.

Dammit, I went political. Sorry. redirect: sinclair has done a lot of mongering Canada. His reviews would be a good resource for determining where you hard-earned USD will get you the most bang for your (American) buck, eh.

MCGA

Economically, things are pretty similar in Canada to how they are in the US, minus the billions needed for millions if of illegal aliens. They also have a hopelessly biased, completely corrupt news media, working hard every day to prop up failed politicians and undermine change-agenda opposition leaders.

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Toronto was a good place for strip clubs when the exchange rate was 1:1 or so, I think I recall at some point even CAD being worth more than USD, at least when you factored in the exchange fees.

But as shai said, the area around the airport has a good mix of clubs. Prices are great, girls are attractive, and the exchange is just the icing on the cake. IME, the girls happily take USD too.

What I really like about that area is the thicc trend hadn't caught on up there. They had some fatties, but most of the girls were still slim and fit.

Leave it to Icee to provide the same infantile drone about going too right, when everyone who matters Canada went to far left. The ascendency of the right is a worldwide phenomenom, not local.

The Toronto clubs are OK but not great. Most of the few good clubs are in Mississauga and have the same owner. There is partial but not full privacy, and extras are available but with certain strict limits. The clubs in my area are far superior. OTOH, for spas and escorts TO blows the US out of the water.