the ultimate strip club list

So I stopped in at The Geriatric Handy Factory the other day because I was in the area and needed to destroy my self-esteem. As @TheSingularity noted in his review, the bathroom is awful, with…

So I'm not going to describe the place, since there are already a bunch of reviews including the layout, including mine. So if you want that, read all the other reviews. Like really stop reading…

No cover when I got there No fee for coat check. I tipped a couple bucks Was meeting a friend, so had about an hour to kill. First NYC club trip even being a stone’s throw away…

Firstly, I took an Uber up to Jerry's Nugget Casino from the strip which is right across the street from the Palomino Club (I had some free rides on account). Since, I was at…

I’ve been bored lately with the Portland strip club scene, so I decided to try one of the lingerie shops in town. I think Portland has around 8 to 10 lingerie shops in town. The…

Let me start by saying I have reviewed this place before. I keep coming back because really it's the only place in Charlotte worth visiting for these three reasons: 1. Price 2. Black Women 3. Chill atmosphere Where do…

Was interested in these “jack shacks” formerly know as. A girl on social media sparked my interest and prices were cheap after messaging her so took initiative to try it out. Location is on a…

A girl on social media sparked my attention. She works at the G Spot and here, she goes by barista addy. Typical Portland type with tattoos and very petite. I was passing…

I went to lipstick on a Monday afternoon around 4pm In fact. I made two visits 2 weeks apart due to business in the area. I prefer the afternoons because there are…

So I hit up Rick's just before NYE. Saturday night around 8pm. The place was pretty packed to be fair. Went straight to sit at the bar and was immediately approached by…

For those of you who sometimes drive on longer road trips, or who might like to do so, what is your vehicle of choice for those road trips? This could be a vehicle you already…

Was there Saturday afternoon for the first time since ownership change. Facebook post listed five girls, but only 3 there (Jennifer, Anna & Gia). Shilo showed up around 3:30. So line up was…

Had been over a year since I had been to Vivide as I was not able to make it there on my last visit here a few months backs. I arrived there around 3 PM as…

I grew up in Reno and would drive by this strip club all the time but never went in. Was visiting Reno for the holidays and after a sour time at fantasy girls decided…

I am currently still in the parking lot so I wanted to post my thoughts while they are still fresh on my mind. WOW! I still have no idea how to navigate this place, my head is…

If you've negotiated a rate of 300 for the FS, would you still tip on top of that? If so, how much would you typically tip, and when would you give it—before or after?

Stopped in late Friday night, arrived just before 11PM, stayed until 130 AM - place closes at 2AM on Fri/Sat night. Cover is $10, plenty of parking, safe area of Brockton right off route…

And no I’m not talking about coke all of you Floriduh yahoos. Snow, it’s coming for at least 25% of us. Half my city is closed tomorrow and it hasn’t even started snowing yet.

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDZm-3fM8Ni/?igsh=ZW11MGwyemhsMGZp

If you like Cuban women, Cheetah’s is the spot. I do here every time I’m in South Florida. There are three stages -two of which are surrounded by a bar and the other…

When you get an approved review you receive free VIP membership. Is this for a month? And say are they stacked like if I do two in a week you get two months?…

Went on Saturday night after losing at the nearby Harrah's Pompano Beach casino. Drove up to the place with almost no research beforehand except to get it's name as a club to visit in…

Be prepared for the dollar parade! If you’re coming to Roxxies, you should plan on at least bringing $100-200 because the dollar parade can really take it’s toll on you. It’s really nonstop girls taking…

Ample parking and no cover which is a nice start. Bar has a cheers kinda feel to it. Both the owner and the bartender were very friendly. A lot of the customers…

I decided to do some barhopping today. First stop: Goldfinger. Sunday, early afternoon, there are about 12 patrons and 4 dancers. I would rate the ladies from 3 to 6 (from 1 to 10). A…

Went to Rick's on Saturday because they had a feature entertainer advertised. Michelle Lynn specifically. I looked her up, and it seems like she's a professional/touring stripper, as opposed to a porn star who travels…

Made a visit to the Bristol Club Risque location Thursday, arriving about noon, and stayed for about a hour and a half. I bounce around the Philly and Jersey clubs about once a week. Bristol…

I decided to check out the Red Rose on what I knew to generally be a slow "strip club" night in Florida's Panhandle. The club opens at 8:00 PM, but generally doesn't have dancer's working…

This club has clearly fallen on hard times, not what it was when I 1st visted 10 years ago. They've lost their liquor licence, so it's just soda/water/redbull. Free ample parking.…

Swung in on a Sunday around 7pm while driving through the area. Not in the greatest area, and you're parking your car out on the street. The girls are all hispanic and so…

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCzRqddqx6H/?igsh=MTN6YnBkajU0dzQ1Mg==

I’ve tried Johnny A’s about three times in the last year, so combining all of my visits into one review. My visits were all on Saturdays, either early or late afternoon, and I was never…

Growing up in Philadelphia, Lou Turks was a legend. As teenagers we wanted to go there because it was the only strip club we'd heard about. I moved from Philly as a young adult and…

The Venue: I have to be honest, the venue was very underwhelming. This was my first time clubbing in San Francisco, so maybe I'm just not used to it. Long single stage, two rows of…