Desire
535 NE Columbia Blvd Portland, OR 97211

Ah yes the legendary Desire. I've heard much about this club on tuscl.

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Jan 5, 2025, 11:35 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Columbia strip. Industrial area. Plenty of parking. Walk in, pay $5 to the guy at the front. Small stage on the left side, and the bar and video slot machines on the right. In the back is the dance area at a brutal $50 a song for one lap dance. Just insanity. Customers not too much, pretty dead, like 3 white guys, two on the slot machines and one guy was at the stage.

 

Dancers. Only about 4. One white/latina chick with fur boots, she was pretty cute, I was interested in dance until I heard the price. Maybe like a 8. Another white chick that was like a punk girl with a mullet terrible look. Taller side. 5. Then you had a black chick average body type. 5. And then a latina chick that was around a 6 I would say. All 20's. All natural no fake stuff.

 

This club was pretty dead. I went over to the bar to chit chat with the bartender. I like to talk with my hands and I threw my hands up, and hit one of the signs hanging from the ceiling and it fell down. Ooops! I got the hell out of there before they tried to charge me. Dead club anyway and they deserve it for charging what they are charging for lapdances. Criminal but typical for Portland.

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