Portlandia was a documentary

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Plenty of parking on the side and in back of this club. Walk in, guy sitting at the front, cover was $5 I think. From here, Lap dance booths with curtains right on your right, just past there behind the bathroom. Left of the bathroom is the door to the patio. There's like a mexican food truck attached to the patio so you can food through there. Back in the club left side from the entrance is the bar and back left is a stage in the left corner. Customers looked like mostly white middle age folks.

Dancers. Kind of all over the place with the lineup. Some fat girls here that really shouldn't be dancing. Most girls had a lot tattoos this is Portland. I saw white, asian, and black dancing here. Most girls natural, maybe one fake rack in there. About 10 girls. Most 20's with some 30's. Maybe 2-9 range on the talent.

Dances sounded like mostly the standard $40 a song or 3 for $100. Some girls made it sound like contact would be limited, seems pretty private set up though, full curtians and all that. This is a place where I would go out on the patio, everyone stares at you and stops what they are doing, I say fuck this shit and head back in. Fuck this patio and everyone on it.