Three Strikes. I’m out.

I’ve tried Johnny A’s about three times in the last year, so combining all of my visits into one review. My visits were all on Saturdays, either early or late afternoon, and I was never charged a cover. I didn’t drink alcohol either, but the menu had beers for less than $10. I was charged about $5 for sodas. Basically you won’t break the bank getting drunk here. And there is a tip parade, as everyone knows. It’s not the worst I’ve seen but dancers will rotate on and off stage and continuously ask for dollars. But again, you’re not paying a cover to get in, so it balances out.

Now, the women. Do you like fake boobs and fake ass? If yes, then add this bar to your must visit list. If not, steer clear. You might see literally one dancer with a natural body. All of the others will have some permutation of silicone, BBL, and lipo. About half will have the full package. Maybe they got a bundle deal? Whatever.

That said, dancers with a muscular gym physique are my kryptonite and there seem to be a few working here. In fact, there was a tall, muscular, gorgeous Brazilian on my last visit. She ended up sitting and talking to someone at the bar the whole time she wasn’t doing the tip parade, but I would have loved some interaction with her.