TallmanFL

The highest mileage dancer I've ever met was an absolutely gorgeous (easily a 9 in most people's books) white woman who dressed fairly demurely for the club we were in and had only 1 tattoo (that was hidden by her pony tail 90% of the time). She never discussed anything beyond a dance before we had a dance, but during it she definitely went well above and beyond, to the point that I had to point out that the bouncer did in fact walk through the lap dance room and I really didn't want to get thrown out. There's no way to tell mileage without taking a test drive.

Very apt description of Fantasy's. Cheap beer, there was always a show, and the mileage was surprisingly high. Here's hoping they just improve the facilities and don't kill the vibe.

96, assuming the first line really is supposed to be 1+4=5. The trick is that your "+" symbol means "take the first number, and multiply it by one more than the second number."

I wouldn't call it a lame-ass club per se -- I did go at 4 PM on a Wednesday, after all. The facility is quite nice, honestly, and it'd be a really cool nightclub or bar. I think a lack of parking and a super-exposed entrance (you walk in right off the main street) deter daytime customers, which means that there's not many dancers interested in working dayshift. That being said, it's a short drive to Tampa and a much better clubbing environment, so I'd be hard-pressed to recommend the place to someone going to the Tampa/St Pete/Clearwater area to visit; the only reason I was there was because I had to be in that part of St Pete to meet some friends for dinner.

The wilder clubs in Florida tend to be in Tampa and the Miami area; Cocoa Beach and central Florida (especially Orlando!) are not nearly as carefree.