Sassy's Bar & Grill

Stopped at Sassys on a recent weeknight, I think it was a Tuesday. The club is located in a fairly urban part of the town. There is a small… like really small parking lot and I’ve always had to park on the street somewhere. Sometimes you have...

Portland, OR. Buckman district. I parked on the street. Urban gets a little weird. I saw a lady have a "sword fight" with some dude with rainbow umbrellas in the middle of the night. Fucking weird as fuck. Get a job you assholes. Anway. I parked right by a bowling...

Sassy had the hottest "Portland Girls" of any of the clubs that I visited on my trip. I received a 2 way contact fully nude dance that was well priced by Portland standards, and had a very enjoyable afternoon. My experience may have been an aberration, but this...

This is a small club that has three stages, about two more than it needs. For decades it has emphasized the microbeer selection and the great food as much as the dancers, and it used to be popular with the hipster crowd for the beer. I recommend management...

If you are a true monger, Sassy’s is not the place for you. Usually some really hot girls, especially on the weekends, with incredibly low mileage.

The club entrance is on the side. The cover is a few bucks on a Friday night. There used to be a terrifying bouncer...