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The club is pretty large, with the bar, DJ, and VIP entrance on your right as you enter and the main floor on your left. There are two stages: a large, protruding main stage and…

It was the second Saturday in December about nine thirty when I rolled in. After a quick wand down, I pay my $20 entrance fee and walk inside. Layout has been explained many times before. A…

Finished my sales meeting, had time to kill, and thought I'd give PAS a shot. I walked in about 4:00 in the afternoon, I walked in with no cover and straight ahead to the…

There are only two clubs in NH, and the other is up near Canada. The recent price hikes makes this one of the most expensive clubs in New England. Between the prices and the…

Hadn't been to this place in a long while. The layout was still the same, bar on the far wall the entire length of the club. A stage up front, a bunch of…

Pretty dead for a Saturday, though I wasn't there super late. It's 25 to get in. 20 to go upstairs and 30 per dance. There isn't private booths when getting a dance. It's all open…

Made a stop into Mario’s on a Sunday in early November on my way back from CT. Unfortunately I missed the cutoff time for free admission, which I think is 7pm, so I had to…

Devil's is a place that I am very comfortable with. I've been there a few times and know a few of the dancers. Some from when they were the bartender. Cover is $30, single dances…

Ever since Trump was elected, Tesla stock has been rising, from under 300 to over 450. So I figured I'd make some easy money and sell some $400 puts. I got about $4,…

With the start of the New Year, I figured that it was time to write an updated version of my guide to mongering in Tijuana that I originally wrote in 2022 and revised last year. While a lot of the information is still the same, there is some new material concerning the sudden increase of the local police shaking…

New to the area, I decided I would look around the local scene and see what Jax has to offer. After reading reviews, this place seemed reasonable. I'm from Atlanta so I have…

I have gone to Shade probably every day of the week, it was very packed on Friday nights and Saturday nights which is standard. Tons of girls, mainly average, white, blonde chicks, I think one…

Was in Eugene for a day and thought of giving this establishment a visit. The club is located behind a paint store and off the main road. The club is nicely set up and clean, its…

So post-holiday adventures had me over on the Jersey side of the river, and that led me to see what, if anything, I've been missing at the Geriatric Jack Shack in the years since ive…

After a long holiday break, i felt the urge/need to release some pent up holiday stress. For me, the P almost always delivers. So off I go, arrived at the club late afternoon, parking lot…

Thwe club has not changed over the years. Sits on a corner lot and is a werid shape from the outside. when you enter the guy who takes a cover (no daytime cover) and where you pay…

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This visit was a couple of weeks ago. Didn’t have time to write this up due to the holidays and stuff. Club is a non-descript building that is easy to miss if you aren’t looking.…

forgot to write this review but I went in on a Saturday afternoon to end my 2024 right. I’d heard a lot of good things about Madison since she started working there, so I thought…

First time visiting this club, after sampling some others in Greater Portland. Shocked by the reasonable prices. $40 for a 3-song topless lap dance in a cozy little curtained-off room. One-way touch only, per a…

I for one have never been a big fan of slim petite women because as my name precludes I like a good juicy booty to rub on. And a lot of times some spinners are…

Thursday after Christmas in New York. The museums didn't take that much time to explore and I wondered where to go before dinner with friends. So here I am. I almost miss the place probably…

Visited on a Monday night a few weeks ago, in town on business and had some time to kill before a massage appointment. Thought I’d sample the local talent at the club as a warm…

This is a coffee shop specializing in very overpriced and very awful Vietnamese cuisine. The overprice is because the food and beverage you order is the only way the management makes money. There's…

Was in Toronto on business and stumbled upon the Massage scene. I’m usually a strip club guy but researched things and felt this place would be well worth the stop. I looked a few days…

This review covers several Fridays from 1:30 to 5 pm. No cover but there is a 2 drink minimum. I love the doorman, Ingram (its on a patch on his uniform, so anyone can find…

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been in this west side dive. But had to be in the area anyway so I thought I would give Centerfolds a try. This is one of Houston’s…

Dames and games isn't what it once was, but no fault of their own. Sensations was my go to back in the day. Your money went aling way, and although there wasn't private dances the…

Place: The venue is clean, well-organized, and far less chaotic than some other clubs I’ve visited. There’s no DJ, and the music is played at a mild volume, which I really appreciate—it creates a more relaxed…

Did enough research and selected allure to try first during Toronto visit last week ! Since I have time only at 8-10 am, I was ready to call them at 9 sharp. Receptionist immediately responded with…

Got there about 6pm and seemed like it was in middle of shift change. You have to go thru a metal detector but there was nobody standing by it so I just walked through.…

I went in on a Friday early in December hoping to see if one of my favorite dancers would be there. She often works on Fridays. Knowing she usually arrives later in the afternoon I…

Walked in and bar looked full, hard to tell with eyes adjusting, so walked around and found a seat next to wall and bar. Came to bar and ordered a beer $5. While I was…

Went on New Year's Day, didn't have anything else to do. For some reason I used the valet ($10) but should have parked on the street. Even though it was evening I didn't…