Although strippers here hate me for it, I tip in Holy Water and Rosary Beads

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Northwest part of town. Plenty parking up on a hill. Walk in, lady asks if I've been, no I say and gives me the rundown. I ask for singles and I get 2's back. They want you to tip at least two every set. I recently heard about this place where the DJ got stabbed in the back. Pretty badass video of it online. You know what I'd like to do the same thing sometimes with some of these fuckhead DJ's. Anyway layout is one long stage, two girls up at a time. It's very dark and woody in here. Left side out there is the patio. Right in the back is the dance area. In the very back is the bar. I haven't seen this before but water is in a pitcher you just serve yourself.

Customers were mostly younger to middle age white guys. Lap dance prices are a brutal $50 a song. And even that sounds limited VIP I'm told is where you can actually touch and they can take of their clothes. It's all on a sign right on the wall. I think a 10 minute VIP was in the $200 range IIRC.

Dancers. Quality, definitley one of the better I've seen in Portland. Almost all white. Mostly 20's with some 30's. Some fake stuff. I would say solid 7up factory here. Body types thin to average. Some tattoos but the girls were more GND type with tattoos rather than full on planet Xenon portland girls, blue, nose rings, crew cuts all that stuff. Solid talent all around. I would say 6-8 range.