Reviews

This place has to be the wildest strip club I have ever been to. Unfortunately the girls range from disgusting to a few that are actually cute. However, the majority of the girls…

When I'm in SF I always like to stop in and see what's new. This club was featured on an HBO special. There's a stage with several girls dancing behind the glass.…

One of my favorite clubs. I try to get there at least once every time I'm in the Twin Cities area - usually several times. Dancers range from 4 to 10 generally, and…

I went to this club during the regionals of the final four. It was a Friday afternoon. Quiet with about 10 girls. Mostly 6's and 7's which was a bit disappointing compared…

I have always heard about Cheetahs (sometimes in the news!) but haven't been there since the early '90's, when it was kind of a dive. So I stopped in on a busy Saturday night. The…

Dimonds is a club out in the middle of nowhere. If you like clean this is a great club. Everthing from the bathrooms to the stage to seating area is very well kept…

Will never return to this place. Huge rip-off from parking, cover, to girls. Girls are very low quality. They tell you one price then change it. Talked to Devon who gave…

This club is located in downtown Boston in China town , you can use the orange line to the China town stop to get to it . Entrance fees at night was $20 dollars…

Not a great club but not a terrible club. Nice place to sit around if you're stuck out by the airport. The girls are mediocre but it seems to be that way at most byob/all…

It appears the posted signs noted by recent reviewers have about as much effect as the "Speed Limit 65" signs on the Jersey Turnpike. Very much a hands-on experience was had both giving and receiving.…

Second time back to PH. This time knowing what it was all about, had a great time. Being a BYOB place we came prepared. There was a great selection of dancers…

Stopped in here on a Tuesday and Wednesday night last month. Each night there were around 10 girls working, probably 15 or patrons. Once you find the place, it's pretty sparsely furnished although the construction/renovation…

this place is a 10 -- if you disagree you have something wrong with you. It is the best balance of 'gentlemen's club' and hard working whores I have ever seen (and not to…

I would give this club a very low rating. The Club is pricey for the area that it is in. I don't think I have ever been in a club with so many…

This was my second visit and it was not quite as good as the last. Not as many girls and most of them sitting around eating. I stayed for a while and then Mona came…

I visited the Astro on4/05/05. The bar didn't have a lot of people but for a Tuesday night you cant expect to much.The music was good and the girls were all pretty good looking. because…

Brandi's is located on the fifth floor of a corner building in a perfectly safe district of downtown Vancouver, accessed only via an elevator. Once inside, the place is a big mirrored room with one…

I was in town a few years back with the wife and decided to go visit a few strip joints. Temptations wasn't too busy during the early afternoon. We sat down and and proceeded…

stopped by recently on a Saturday afternoon. That's not a reliable time to go -- there were only a couple of dancers working at the time. The dances I was able to get were…

Kens has no bad looking women at all unlike every other club in the city.A lot of fake boobs and fake tans and hard bodies.The couch dances are upstairs in private dark rooms;a lot can…

The great thing about any club in the City of Industry is that there are a number of clubs in a concentrated area so if you don't see anyone to your liking in one club,…

The women here are certainly good looking, though not sure they're "Playboy" types -- at least not on a Tuesday night, which is when I got here. There's a pretty good ration of girls…

Visited this club while on a business trip to Chicago. If you're looking for an upscale club with lots of fine looking women, this is the place. Most girls are 9s and 10s. The only…

This is one of Paterson's best strip bars. That alone may not be strong praise since the others are poor. This place is small with up to six dancers. They…

Incredible girls. All natural and very sexy. Waitresses were very cheerful and polite (although the drinks were overpriced). Place was a bit dark compared to other clubs, but the dancers were well lit. Nice big…

Visited on a recent weekday evening around 6PM to be there for the 'shift change' around 7PM and I wasn't disapointed! Twice the girls for the same admission price and if you print out…

Reviews of this place are accurate. Choppy floor plan. Air dances are $10. Bar and wait staff are very friendly and have a good attitude. On the plus side, the girls…

Visited Cloud 9 early this evening (Tuesday). There was a good size crowd for as early as it was (arounf 5:30). The calibre of girls was down. There was one hot girl named Sierra but…

The atmosphere of this place is just different. The theatre seating by the stage feels kind of wierd. I was there on a Friday night. Had dances from 5 dancers. The…

I was in here on Tuesday evening, and it was very slow. Only about 4-5 customers in the bar, and about 5 girls working. Girls didn't seem very enthusiastic, for the most part.…

Got a rare chance to visit the club on Friday nite with a friend of mine. Music was louder and the obnoxious weekend DJ(which is one of the main reasons I don't go to this…

I was there on a Saturday evening. The atmosphere was good - a clean (for a strip club), well-lit club. The decor and seating is quite nice. We weren't allowed to enter the VIP…

Hustle, Hustle, Hustle. All in all, pretty disappointing. As soon as I entered on a Sunday afternoon (for $20), was approached for a tour. This will probably sound familiar if you've read…

Went there Saturday night a little too early, but like most clubs, it picked up around 10-11pm. This is an upscale club, and the ladies are mostly 7-8-9 and a few 4-5's. Get…

Definatley hot women, definately a good selection. However, i can on ly give it a 7 because, frnkly, after dances from 2 different ladies, I was left feeling that the place was a little…

Went to this club around 7pm on a Tuesday night, and could barely walk in hte door. Wall to wall people. Don't know if it was because of opening day at the ballpark, and specials…

I visited several times. It s a bit far from the center of town, but well worth the trip. Another completely different place: it is a house like a country house, with…

You asked for another review - here it is. Stay home. Jerk off if you have to. Find a hooker on the street. Call an escort service or a phone sex line. Any of the…

I have been there several times and was never, ever disappointed. There are three stages on which three or more girls are on show every, say, 20 minutes or so. The girls are superb, many…

The other reviews on this place are pretty accurate. Compared to Seductions next door, this place has better looking women, but lower mileage. Visited in late Feb. Had several dances, one from a gorgeous…

Stopped in with a buddy on Sat night two weeks ago around 10pm....Brad's down the street was packed, no place to even park so we tried Babe's. First, its not the easiest to find.....not…

My first visit to Club Alex's was in 1992, and I'm glad to report that it hasn't changed a bit in all that time. Although not very big, it is well laid out, and…

I returned to Brad's on Wednesday, March 30 for what was, I am sorry to say, only my first visit of 2005. It was a perfect visit, though...just enough dancers for the number of…

I went to this club last week at around 2am on a Thursday night. The girls were relatively hot and the set up was very much 'American', but it was just too expensive given the exchange…

Went to this place early evening on Friday around the end of Feb. Fairly busy even then. A dozen or so girls and couple dozen patrons. Dances are done in little 3/4…

I was at the club several months ago and had a great time. It's one of my favorite strip club memories. Some friends and I were in Orlando and upon finding the clubs…

The Gold Club is a pretty good club. i went on a Saturday night 1.5 weeks after Mardi Gras. The club is set up like a standard club. There is a main stage which has…

This club is the most comfortable and opulent in New England. A huge room, covered with wood paneling and flanked by ornate stairways and balustrades, it forms an impressive backdrop for some of the…

Monday night a couple of weeks ago, in town for a conference. There are clubs much closer to downtown. There are clubs with stables of more beautiful women.....but I haven't found a club…

Sorry to bring down the average, but this place SUX. Some of the pushiest dancers I've ever seen - especially any with a foreign accent (Brazilian???). Turn down a lap dance and they make you…

This a different style place. As many clubs in Brazil, it is more of a bonified brothel. It is the "terms" sort, i.e. a place with sauna and bar, and girls, lots of girls.…

Important: I tried to go on a saturday, and it was closed. I was told in the street it was not operating on saturdays. Check schedule before going. It may be that it…

Went to the Playmate on a Wednesday afternoon. After walking down the stairs, you come into the main body of the club. No door fee, seeing as how it's still early. The club has one…

Oasis is a nice club with plenty of parking and about a 15 minute drive form Mid-Town Atlanta. Establishment has the feel of a local bar. Went last Tuesday afternoon and spent a…

went there last week on 3/31, paid $7 at the door for a lifetime pass, then $8.50 for a two drink minimum, about 8 dancers, some hot and with nice bodies, after a few dances…

I went to TD's North twice while out in Albuquerque on business. It was great. There is always at least one really hot girl there. On Wednesday a beautiful young girl from San Diego was…

Silky's continues to do an excellent job. While the building and facilities need to be renovated, the girls remain very nice. The staff was friendly as always. I do not live near Pittsburgh so it…

Wow. This was a different kind of experience. This is NOT like anything you'll find in the states. Once you get a quick patdown, they unlock the doors so you can come in. (They lock…

Heartbreakers was a lot of fun on my visit. Many beautiful women work there and they all make it an enjoyable expericence. Carly was the girl i talked to when i went there. She…

Stopped in a few weeks ago to see if my ATF was working. She was, but was already sitting with someone in the champagne area, where she stayed most of the night. Tried out a…

This was the first time I have visited T's in a long time. I went at two different times. First Stop was at 5 to 6 p.m The place was dead. I…

Visited the club on a Tuesday night. Quality of girls was WAY down from normal, even for a weeknight. There was only one really good-looking girl, got a nice dance from her, but…

Made plans to be in Dallas for a few days on business, so I stopped by Baby Dolls twice, once on a Monday night and once on a thursday night. It has been a few…

Thee Dollhouse in Raleigh, N.C., has been a longtime favorite of mine, and easily one the best gentlemen’s clubs on the east coast. I have sent people there from Washington, D.C., Baltimore, and Richmond…

Dropped by here twice over the last few weeks and had reasonably good times. It's clean and the women were attractive. But, hey Taboo, ya gotta turn up the lights a bit!…

I visited this club about 2 weeks ago during an early evening lull in responsibilities. When I walked into the club, the was a dancer called Lucky on one of the smaller stages.…

I was in Bend for a ski trip at Mt. Bachelor and the snow was no good, so my friends and I decided to check out Stars. I had been to some clubs in…

Like many other Americans, this is the 1st Canadian club that I've been to. Despite reading the reviews, my actual experience at Sundowner was a step above. All the things that make going…

I currently work at lake city deja vu. out of all the clubs i,ve worked in, i would have to say that this club has the most variety of girls and services "wink wink". I've…

Sometimes you win, sometimes you don't. Flashdance this afternoon was not a winning day. The girls were too low key, and the two I got dances from were just going through the motions.…

This is an interesting club. The girls are not a hot as Showcase, but they will sit down and talk to you for a while. The lap dances are great with contact up…

The good news: the dances on stage are all nude, and you can get up close and personal for a pretty good look for a buck. Some of the dancers are not bad…

Returned to Brandi’s on Saturday night -- god love these business conferences -- with the intent to spend some quality time with some of the stage girls. (For the different kinds of girls offered here,…

Went to Cowboys last weekend. Had been a year or so since last visit. I have to say that nothing much has changed there...same great girls, they had dancers on two of the…

This is easily the best club in the OKC area. All the other clubs enforce the ridiculous OKC strip club laws pretty strongly, but not this place. Lots of contact in privates, good grindage. The…

Warning – long story! I was in Vegas a couple of weeks ago to attend a conference and a few of us came in the weekend beforehand to have some fun. I was with two…

A decent little place. They still pack 'em in. I think their commitment to continuously bringing in quality feature entertainers, including some really big names in the porn industry, has something to do…

My experience at Cecil can be summed up in one word: pathetic. I came in around 11PM on a Thursday night, in a great mood with a walletful of Canadian play money to spend, and…

For a strip joint, this place is bad. I haven't been there since I moved from New Orleans in 2002, but I thought this story would add to what everyone else has said about…

This is a decent club. A little on the small side. The ladies on Thursday night ranked anywhere from a 3 to a 7, with an occasional 9. There were no 10's.…

This is not a strip club, though I did see one girl dancing on stage during a recent visit. So what is it? A bar with plenty of girls, some of them pretty, who all…

Pink Pony in the tile and marble district of Miami is a great place to go. Just a few miles from Miami International Airport, it's centrally located and easy to get to. I've visited the…

Well, Joes round-up is more like Joe is out on a round up. Tonight there was only two women in the entire club. The old lady behind the bar is a pest. I entered, had…

Sorry, My review was a mistake. I though I was reviewing another club in Chicago. My direction to go to the IS is the only accurate part of my review. Sorry for the mistake

Went in on a Wednesday night around 12:00 midnight. First impression. Club is very smoky. There is only one stage so if there's the girl is not your taste, there's nowhere else…

Wow! They sure spent enough on the neon on the outside! This place is like a twinkee without the filling. Boy, it looks good on the outside, but once you bite in, it's empty and…

My previous San Francisco experience was at Mitchel Brothers and it turned out less than spectacular, and I felt somewhat of a ripoff. By comparison Crazy Horse proved to be a much better deal.…

Pretty cool if you're into the Nascar decor. Went during the NCAA a couple weekends ago. This place was packed. Very hard to even get a girl's attention. A good group of girls though. Most…

Went back this weekend to see if things have gotten better... to my surprise they haven't!!! This club used to be one of the best in NJ, now it's just another club! The…

Always the best club in Chicago. Construction appears to be nearly finshed. Low review of 6 by Jackal appears to be wrong, as he says to go to IS? I give it a huge…

This one is as about as good as they get, i have it in a dead heat with olympic gardens in Las Vegas for top honors. If I remember correct, there are 7 stages (more…

Went last Thursday, got there about 5:30. I love this club during happy hour. $3.oo cover, $3.25 for Dewars scotch, and most of the girls will do 2 for 1, and don't mind grinding.…

As people who live in the Twin Cities know, everything about St. Paul (besides the fact that it's where the state capitol is) pales in comparison to Minneapolis, and strip club laws are no different.…

Was here on a Saturday night. The place was packed - but half the crowd was couples. Unfortunately, most of the girls that weren't dancing were hotter than the dancers. Was the worst set…

Yet another enjoyable and "successful" trip to The Lodge. I went with a vendor friend of mine on Saturday night. He dropped $400 for our evening. And it was a real bargain…

This is not a night club. This is an adult bookstore. There is no alcohol served. There is generally a 3 dollar cover charge to get in. They have a small…

visited godiva's and the club needs a major renovation. had a few pretty girls and some that should hit the gym. the lap dances are well worth the ten dollars and the vip dances in…

I visited the place on 4/2/05. When you walk into the place, there is an adult DVD/video/toy shop. Then, there are peep show booths. First, I tried the peep show booth, and I saw 3…

Located in a terrible part of town. The inside looked clean around the bar but the back was a little different. one or two hot girls working with 8 deadbeats. Understood the good two just…

STopped in to see a dancer that I had caught at another club, Phoenix. Phoenix is a beauty with many years of formal dance training. She dances with fans and such, and is…