Brandi's is located on the fifth...

Brandi's is located on the fifth floor of a corner building in a perfectly safe district of downtown Vancouver, accessed only via an elevator. Once inside, the place is a big mirrored room with one circular stage and two bars. Besides the best-looking cocktail waitresses in the city, the club features two kinds of girls: stage dancers, who work on a rotation about once every hour, and "VIP Girls," who dress in white lingerie, go on parade about once an hour, and ONLY do private dances.

My first time there, a Wednesday night, after paying a $9 cover and buying a $6 beer, I opted (after hanging out at the stage for a while) to test-drive the VIP girls, most of whom are very pretty (7-8s). One in particular, Ashley, had short dark hair pulled into pigtails, wearing a cute sexy pair of boy-shorts over her tight little ass. I asked her for the details: $35 for two songs. She seemed super nice, so I agreed to let her take me back into the PD area, accessed through a series of doors and hallways (I felt like Alice in Wonderland) and into a room with three big booths, separated from each other by gauzy curtains. I sat in the booth, she sat in a chair facing me, and did her stuff.

Ashley was tall with a nice lean body, nice small breasts, liberal piercings, and a cool tattoo between her shoulder blades. I gave her $80 and got four songs' worth of a top-quality PD, Canadian-style: full nudity, lots of close/near-contact, but no touching. Damn. Ashley was super sexy, friendly, funny, gave tons of eye contact, was pleasantly conversive but not gabby -- in short, a top-quality encounter. She said she also worked there doing massages (neck rubs you can buy in the main room for $40; I got one from her later and it was dynamite) but only VIPed occasionally. She was awesome. After the PDs she ushered me back into the main room.