Honey's Showgirls

This club was closed and torn down 2 decades ago! A few of the dancers who worked there may still be working in Seattle clubs…

I worked at Honey's for 13 years. Unfortunately the last few I was unable to do stages anymore due to a back injury.( That…

Decided to visit one last time after hearing that the club will be closing this week and I am glad I did. It was the best I have seen it for…

Last call for this venerable SC dive along Highway 99. This review is from a visit prior to the news that the club will be closing, but it's almost as if they knew…

Sorry to hear that HS might close....not as good as in its heyday (VIP booths facing forward, and incredibly good looking women like Laloni and Beth, who left long ago), but still…

i took a sabatical from this club for about a year...must have forgotten why i left and recently returned. Noticed some changes, like the vip area....but otherwise appears to be the…

CARMEN !!!! All I can say is that Carmen rocked my world. She has a thick Cuban accent and a teeny tiny spinner body. I usually like gals with a litttle meat…

This was a while ago, had the best time I ever had in a club! Granted I dont frequent the clubs often or at all for that matter but every time I…

Went to Rick's today. LOTS of girls for a Wednesday. Got the full court press, one after another asking "do ya wanna dance?" But, the managers were trolling only every four dances…

Stopped by a couple of times in the afternoon. The cover is still ten bucks plus 5 for a soda.I had a few dances from Sophia. She is a sexy girl who…

Stopped Friday to get out of the downpour and traffic. Thought they were closed, not many cars in the lot. Inside, Spice April Tabitha Wednesday Autumn Janica and a few other…

Went in on Sunday afternoon and there were around 7 dancers, mostly the same ones with a couple average girls I had never seen before. The club was slow, with about…

Went here on a Thursday evening with some friends. Cover was $10, coke was $5, but I guess that's pretty standard for a Washington club. When we got there there were more…

We may be seeing the end of this club. It feels like the owners are trying to squeeze every last nickle out of it before they are sent off to jail. They…

A pretty uninviting place from the outside, I tried it out with nothing better to do for the afternoon. $10 to get in and then $5 for a drink. Then…

Was in N. Seattle for week of business. Found Honey's on a Wednesday late afternoon after driving back to the hotel after meetings. Not a real inviting place from the…

I stopped by after work Monday afternoon. I have not been for about 6 months as I heard about the raids. The girls seemed a bit apprehensive to provide what seemed to…

Depressing is the word that comes to mind describing this visit. Been awhile since I've been there. Lineup this afternoon was not impressive. Not sure if this is what…

Had to pay $10 bucks to get in and had to buy a drink. No alcohol really sucks compared to other states where you can just relax and enjoy the show. Felt like I…

I had not been to this place in 10 years and the girls were just as good as i remembered. 15 bucks to walk into the place and 30 dollars per dance Girls were…

Another day, another visit. Decided to go to Honeys after some friends bailed on me after dinner. Standard $10 cover at the door and a $5 watered down drink.…

Stopped by after work on a rainy day. The cover is still $10.00. You are required to buy a soda for $5.00. Busier than it has been in the past. the line-up…

Went on a Friday afternoon and there were around 10 dancers on shift with maybe 8 customers. There were a couple of hot girls, the rest being average and below. Met a…

Both the good and bad of the Seattle scene is represented: Pro: No more expensive than any other place (I know, faint praise), low-key: Girls will come by and ask for dances,…

Went in on a Wednesday night of a short week and was surprised by how busy the place was. The usual $10 at the door and $5 for the drink.…

Went there a couple of weeks ago. Cover charge was 10 and drinks were 5 which I find it was a rip off since it was like a shot. I did not…

I stopped in just before halloween. I was greated bya few of the ladies smoking outside. I paid the $10 cover and $5 soda. Not very busy. 4-5 patrons and a few…

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon. Saw some older dancers outside having a smoke, one followed me in, insisting she had seen me before. She sat down w/me and I…

Honey's Went there Saturday evening. Things are quite a bit different now. It has been a while but the private booths being turned around to face the club is a buzz kill. The…

Had nice visit. Lot's more good looking chicks than I'm used to seeing at Honey's. They did more chatting than before, less "wanna dance?". 3 of the 4 girls…

Seems like I have visited the ol' Honey-bucket more this year than in years past. Ended up following a dancer who relocated from another club. Went in on a Thursday…

Honey's rocks. Girls range from 3-8. Some are very interactive while other just come up to see if you want a dance. Dances are in separate area with a couple being somewhat…

Hit up Honey's on a weekend afternoon. A few of the older dancers that I haven't seen at the club for awhile are back dancing again. On this particular visit,…

I hadn't been here in several years. Have not been very impressed. Small crowd, less than ten guys, and only a few dancers, but the place has a friendlier feel…

Based on the input I got from the dancers, I made a serious mistake going to this club in the evening. The afternoon is the time to go. The problem…

Went by last Friday, haven't been by for a couple of months. Kind of slow at 2:00 in the afternoon, which is when you get the most privacy in the booths. Two…

Haven't been to the "Honey bucket" since August because I've been so busy, but made it in on a Friday night around 11 p.m. Place was pretty busy when I went…

Visited today, Monday afternoon and it was not as good as previous visits. Maybe because it was a weekday? There were about 8 dancers, only 2 or 3 that I…

My first time here.....Its a rather plain place. Just a simple square building with a bar opposite the stage and a couple high back "booths" for the private dances. However,…

Based on the reviews from this board, Honey's looked liked the best option in the Seattle area. Very different club than those back in the midwest. $10 cover and a forced…

I had a pretty darn good time at Honey's. The girls were hit and miss but very nice lap dances (nothing over the top, just nice). One girl that looked something like…

Still pretty good action at Honeys, YMMV but many of the same girls remain and you can't teach old dogs new tricks, they seem to have the LE issues figured out…

Monday, Labor Day afternoon, the place was dead. I was hoping to repeat my experience I had here in the past but my favorite dancers were not there. About 5 customers and…

Saturday afternoon this place was dead. There were 5 dancers 5 customers. Of the 5 dancers, there were 2 hot young girls but low mileage, 1 old ugly hag, and…

Friendly, outgoing, beautiful naked girls Honey's is where its at. The staff leaves you alone. The music is good and the dances are super cheap for the quality. Honey's girls give the…

It is ten bucks to get in and 5 for a non alcohol drink. Not a lot of dancers on shift. An old reliable handshake girl was in. Carrington, Ashlee, Janika, April,…

the changes here are a little strange. the VIP area seems to have fallen completely out of use - almost no dancers ever take anyone back there anymore. the vast…

This is easily the best strip club in the Seattle area. Like the previous reviewer said the dancers are much younger and therefore have less of an attitude. Lots of 7s and…

Been a long time since my last visit. Stopped to see what the vibe was after all of the recent action by the feds. Same price to get in and…

Looks to me that Honeys has replaced Ricks as the best club in the greater Seattle area. Dancers are younger, more attractive, friendlier, and have less of an attitude. While…

Went for a little visit this afternoon, they really need to spruce the place up a bit otherwise the usual girls were there. Not as much action anymore must have something…

Went today on a Sunday afternoon. There were a fair amount of attractive dancers with nice bodies unlike my last visit here at night. The only familiar face was Janika and Ashley,…

I usually take girls back to the VIP section because I thought that was a better place than the booths that are on the sides of the stage area. But I've found…

I went in on a Friday after a long day at work. Paid the cover and bought my soda for $15 total. My waitress was this hot little asian girl. Not an…

Went on a weekend night. The cover charge included a non-alcoholic drink if I remember correctly. Saw about 10 girls or so. Some were hot, most were not. Got a dance from…

Stopped by mid-afternoon. Maybe half dozen customers, a few more dancers. Surprisingly for Honey's dayshift, the hot/not ratio was pretty high. There were a couple of chubbies, but I…

I've been in areas north of Seattle recently and had a decent enough visit the last time that I decided to go to Honeys again. Slow slow night, but the vibe…

I stopped by about 5pm on a weekday. The club was not busy. I paid the cover and bought a soda for $15.00 total. Nice looking waitress w/ natural B cups. Some…

It's been a long time between visits. LE and other issues have made me uncomfortable about visiting. I stopped in on a weekday afternoon. I thought a cool drink in a…

I stopped by Honey's on a Sunday afternoon for a couple hours. $10 cover plus $5 for a watery soda. As far as the dancers go there was one nine, a half…

I haven't been to Honey's in a long time, but decided to give it a try. The cover is still $10 to get in and then $5 per drink for a…

This club has taken a dip back down as of late. Due to worries about local law enforcement contact rules between girls and customers are very strictly enforced now meaning very boring…

I stopped in for a Happy Hour. Alanah is back after her stint with the Bunny Ranch and Hustler. Samantha has an amazing ass. She uses it well. I hear she does…

Stopped in middle of April during the day on a Monday. There were only 3 customers and 4-5 dancers tops. Most of the dancers were in the 7 range, though there…

Well, looks like it's back to normal at Honeys again. Dances have been slowly getting better and better with more dancers attempting to attract "regulars". As a result, they are…

I have gone to Honey's a lot in the past but last night was my first post raid visit at night. The place was packed! So packed that I had…

This was my first time to this Honey's. There were a lot of people there. I think it was $10 to get in, $5 mandatory drink. I just get…

Had to give the club all 10's since I work there. Anyway, ran across this site and wanted to check it out. This year has been busy in there- wasn't…

I've been to Honey's several times, but this was my first post raid visit. If you like thick gals, this is the place to go. I have never in my life been…

Things are getting better. Ther were about 20 girls on shift. You had the younger types like Charlie and Jellybean. The Milf Spinner in Dani. The exotic Belly Dancer with a great…

Boy, this place is really hit and miss. Last time it was pretty good. This time, not so hot. The ladies were not that great and the dances are…

This was my first visit post raid. There were only around 5 dancers on shift at around noon. None of my old favorites were around and only 2 of the…

Juicy is back!!! That's the main thing to report. For my money, she has the best body of any Seattle area stripper these days. Tall auburn hair and the only real D…

Visted honeys a few weeks ago on a saterday night for the first time since the raids.most the girls were atractive and a few were very hot.got dances from a few girls…

Visited a week ago on Thursday. Still dark when you first enter. I was here a couple years ago and nearly fell over a chair. But dark can be fun…

Honey's is a fairly dark little place, roped off stage at the front, lots of C shaped booths facing the walls around the edges, and a VIP area in the back. $10…

Sadly this club may be on it's last legs. I stopped in a couple of weeks ago to find that there were only 5 girls on shift for a Saturday afternoon. They…

Stopped by here a couple weeks ago when I was in the area. Watched the stage dancing for a while--the dancers were gorgeous and very friendly from the stage. A black dancer came…

Maybe six girls on shift. More guys than gals. Vixen, Ashlee and Nova stayed busy. Autumn, Nikki and Extasy were hurting for business. I got a couple from Nova and took…

Visited on a snowy Wednesday night -- just before Christmas. Decided to brave the elements and roads. Having never clubbed in Seattle area before, went with expectations only based on…

There were about 12-15 girls working. Most were white girls and a couple of Black girls. I didn't see any asian girls. Some spinners and some thick girls. A girl named Zarah…

I visited day shift and saw prettier girls than I'm used to seeing in the afternoon. Lot's of quality to choose from. I soon tried out a dance with Lisa,…

I visited on a Friday night in mid October. Club was absolutely packed. I was asked by the waitress a couple of times if they could seat a second person…

I use to like these clubs. In fact I used to love these clubs. After all this sht has gone down here, I won't ever go back. I'm hearing the cops are…

This club is getting somewgat back on track but still has a long ways to go. The vast majority of the girls are average looking at best, but there are some hotties who…

Came here as a group after a night at a bar. It was already passed midnight, and the club only seemed half full. We were expecting it to still be…

Looks like the raids are beginning to wear off as Honey's seems to have some life. A few good looking dancers and they gave pretty good mileage. prices seem fairly…

Went in to see how the mileage was after the raids. Mileage is down but can be had. I noticed that previously the girls wanted to go into the VIP section.…

Better than I expected. I had not visited since the raids of last spring, and the reviews had been negative. Here's what I found: Dancers look like they used to: a…

Wow have things changed. I was in a week ago and I am not sure I will go back. It would seem that the last set of raids by the feds may…

I had been a fairly regular customer at this club since Dec/2005. Things have really gone down the drain here since the raids. This club used to be mileage central for Washington (HJ/BJ/FS…

Depressing... no action available, a stark contrast compared to the pre-raid/investigation state. Many of the hotter dancers seem to have left, the ones that remain are just trying to survive. I have a…

There was almost a 1:1 dancer to guy ratio tonight. Walked in around 11pm, tough to find an empty seat. Found a smokin' hot (9ish) dancer right off the bat.…

This was one of the Seattle area clubs recently raided, not just because of sexual activities but because of the owner's involvement in all sorts of tax evasion, money laundering, and possibly…

A little less fun than my previous visits. Busier in the evening than my usual day-shift visits. Dancers ranged from 3 to 9, mostly 6 and 7s. For some reasons, the…

During the past month, been here during both daytime and nighttime hours. Have not seem my favorite day dancer for quite a while... bummer. While there are a couple others…

Dropped in the early afternoon on a Saturday. I didn't plan on spending a lot, just had time to kill. I'm guessing the police are still keeping a close eye…

Not many of the girls are hot during these nights. But there are a few gems. I found a few and had a good chat and dance with both.…

Saturdays were usually good for me - this time, it was pretty quiet and most of the regulars were there. Several of the "experienced" girls were doing some VIP work, but…

Had a chance to visit Honeys on a recent trip to Washington. I had been there a few times before so I had fairly High expectations. This time the let…