Mr. Ed

I stopped by Oasis just a few days before the New Year. It was a good time to go to be with the girls -- the Christmas anxiety was over but the hustle...

There were lots of cars in the parking lot so I stopped in. A bouncer was serving as bartender. Uh Oh. But he was good about it -- gave me...

I had the time and considered where to go in the relatively barren DC area. Found Showcase. I had a good time. It's a dive. It has an expensive cover. Got...

I stopped by after lunch on a Saturday. It was a waste of time. I'm pretty sure there were only three girls dancing (the bartender is attractive and has a hell...

I used to like this place for weekend afternoon visits. I'm not sure I'd go anymore. I showed up yesterday at 12:30. They didn't even pretend that the dancers should have been started...

This shirt has a prosthetic hand (a variety of skin tones available!) AND a jizz/splash guard to enable you to spank on the sly. When LDK is too risky, here's the ultimate in...

<http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/04/why-prince-was-a-hero-to-strippers.html?mid=fb-share-thecut> d'oh! forgot to put the link in before . . . . ...

<http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/04/why-prince-was-a-hero-to-strippers.html?mid=fb-share-thecut> brains and, well, a former Market Street Cinema girl (which means . . . )...

from The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/article/dry-humping-an-adequate-sex-alternative-for-teens--27084...

<http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/sex-with-robots-will-be-the-norm-in-50-years-10438330.html> I don't know. Part of the allure is the disbelief that this real life person, a stranger, is . . . ...