Reviews

This was on a weekday night around 22:00, a few weeks before Christmas. As often reported, the place is fairly subdued and low traffic before midnight compared to Manhattan clubs. The 7 Metro line will drop…

This used to be called Spearmint Rhino before it was rebranded as Private Eyes. I've visited a couple times when it was Spearmint but it was my first time visiting after the rebrand. After paying the…

The place is easy to find and parking has never been an issue for me. I walk in, no cover or pat down. I took a seat at the bar and beers seem to…

I was there on both Monday and Tuesday night as well as Tuesday morning. This review will be about Tuesday night in mid December. At 7pm, the club was already packed. Unfortunately the…

The short version: - Don't park on the north side of the building (tow-away zone). - Most girls were not surgically enhanced, which I like. The selection exceeded my expectations. - Prices are clearly posted but some girls…

Drove down to TJ from San Diego on a Tuesday night leaving downtown around 8pm. After parking in the lot near the trolly station and walking across the border Itook a $5 taxi from the…

I was on my way to Minneapolis and I decided to take a break on my journey. Filled the gas from the nearby gas station and then went to the club which is right next…

Short version: Show up after 8:30 or 9:00 if you want stage performances and a good selection of girls. If you like a chill vibe and don't mind a smaller selection, the first few hours after…

Hustler's in SF has somehow eluded me. I've been a regular at many other places in SF but one so-so experience 10 years ago stopped me from going back. I finally decided to stop by,…

Decided to check out their X-mas party since IG stated open from noon to 6pm. Arrived around 1:30pm. Entered a couple flights of concrete steps through glass doors. There was no cover on this day…

Place is secluded next to metals shops and chop shops by a rail crossing. There is parking on the surface streets if you want to take the risk. They have a parking structure within in…

Free parking toward the back. Don't recall the cover - $10 I think. BIG club, and lots of dancers. I wasn't bum rushed at the door, which is a nice change from other…

### McDoogals Review – First Visit (Highly Recommended!) **Overall Experience:** My first time at McDoogals was absolutely worth the 45+ minute drive. Great value for money and an awesome night overall – I didn't leave…

It’s been only 3 days since Papermoon took over the Crystal City restaurant. I was there Saturday evening. You can tell right away the club’s priority is private dances. Beer prices have gone…

God damn, was not expecting to have as much fun as I did when I visited Crazy Horse on Independence Blvd. I'd driven by this plaza a few times, but never realized the club was…

This was my second visit to this club after my previous review a month ago. As with previous visit, parking was free and easy. There was no cover and you did a quick ID check…

TL;DR Best of Seattle (not saying much). If you're in Seattle anyway, worth a 1-2 hr trip for extras with non-enhanced white chicks (Fri-Sat and Holly/Tatiana/Indigo are great). If not, go to Portland or Canada...or just…

On my mission to try every club in the Charlotte Metro area, I ventured down to Matthews to visit Tassels. Easy drive, but it gets a bit confusing, as you can see the building from…

Upscale, midsized club here in Dallas. For some reason, they opened another Spearmint Rhino in Northeast Dallas giving the city 2 Spearmint Rhinos. In my opinion, they should have just opened a location in Houston.…

Dear Night Shift, I want to like you. I really do. You're the nicest club in my rotation in terms of cleanliness and modern decor. You have huge TVs. A spinning pole. No tip walk! Your…

Went to Club 412 night of Sat January 3 2:45-4:30am. Sign outside said 14 dancers. When coming inside your ID is checked and you pay $25 cover. Drinks are free. There are 2 stages with…

Was in Tucson so decided to make the drive to the border to check it out for the first time. I drove down on a Friday at noon. Parked on the US side for $10…

I walked in slightly after open to kill some time before a meeting. I was surprised to see some dude posted at the door collecting a cover. No problem, I paid the $5 and…

Saturday 8-10 pm place was dead. $17 door fee even though it was after 7pm as listed by their sign. 3 dancers, one pregnant, the other two were attached at the hip and were on…

Just adding 1 new dancer to the roster this time. New info on a girl denoted with a * and new girls denoted with #. I'm also adding zodiac sign info if I know it…

Good morning fellas just wanted to stop by and give you my personal experience at Bishops corner on New Years Eve. Started my night with a 45 minute drive down to Bridgeport, soon as I…

Back to DDTR. Dingy club right on Rt 9 next to the super Wawa but we don’t come for the ambiance. Entrance is in the back along with a reasonably private parking lot. Got there…

A female friend of mine and I decided to include a visit to Uptown Comedy Corner as part of my birthday celebrations. Upon looking up the address for the comedy club, I realized that comedy…

Haven't been to Smiles in a long time so decided to stop by as I haven't been to a club in a few months. This visit basically cemented why I don't go to this club…

To cut to the chase, I honestly can't recommend this place to anyone when much better options like Baby Dolls Dallas and Bucks Cabaret Dallas (my personal favorite) are nearby. I arrived at Chicas Locas on…

First time at Rick’s in Pittsburgh. I walked over from a local hotel around 10:30pm and stayed for two hours. Felt generally safe walking through the city at night, and when you get…

Was in Vegas for Christmas time. I been to palomino before and loved it even had my bachelor party here years ago. So this review rating is solely on this visit not my previous experience.…

Came here on Friday after Christmas around 10pm. I also came here around 1am on Christmas eve afte lr a dead night at palomino which I had a ok looking Cuban girl sell me a…

Came in on a rainy Saturday evening around 930pm. Front door guy checked my ID and pat me down. Inside, the girl at the front desk took 10 bucks from me. Too bad she wasn’t…

Since the original Follies in Atlanta closed, my strip club of choice has been Sinsations in Jacksonville. I only get to visit when I make business trips to the area, so my visits are usually…

Went to the House for a bachelor party. It’s one of those clubs you have to get there late or it’s kinda empty. Almost an after hours spot. $20 at the door. Got 200 in…

Went to Lido's around 9pm to see what was going on. The parking lot was full, but the club was only about half full. Most of the patrons were sitting at the bar.…

I’ve been frequenting Cheerleaders Philadelphia for a year on Sat. nights. It’s a big club in Philadelphia in a shopping plaza. No issues with safety or parking. The club used to be lively even around 9pm…

I went to Sapphires on a Tuesday night during a quick trip to town and the place was much bigger than I expected. I took an Uber which was easy and convenient, but the door…

This is from a few months ago. Exterior: In a decent area, with free parking. Not too far from the airport. Interior and Vibe: Great vibes inside. 2 floors. As you enter, there's bar in the middle…

First time in the club as as I was passing through Philly; stopped by at about 4 in the afternoon. I immediately saw one of the largest bars I’ve ever seen in a club. As…

I've been many times over the summer, and with the bridge construction, it's been a challenge to get to the club. I paid no cover on most of my visits, and it has been slow most…

Copying basics from a previous review: Move down to the dancer section with * for new stuff. I consider Desire my home club. I stop in when work brings me to the area. Per review guidelines,…

This used to be Landing Strip, then Maximus. And now Las Diosas. A Spanish strip club. Parking is available, free and safe to park. Fri/sat evenings may also optionally offer valet. No bouncer on duty,…

Chill afternoon at Clancys'. Corner bar attached to a liquor store. Always friendly dancers and bartenders. Bar was fairly full so I got a seat along the back wall. Dancers come around for a tip…

I went Friday around 4PM, got in with no cover charge. Got some $1 bills from the bar, grabbed a bottle of water for a few bucks, and watched some girls do stage sets. It was…

Now this was pre shooting Going to Ebony Inn on a Wednesday during the afternoon as in around 3-4 there are things to be aware of 1) dancers during this time generally trying to make…

I don't know why, but I decided to stop here despite getting drained at Landing Strip. I paid the $20 cover and went in. I saw a bevy of beauties, and it was about as…

Was heading back to my Manhattan hotel and noticed this place was on the way -- short subway ride from/into the big city. Went through the metal detector and got patted down by a burly but…

I desperately wish I could provide something new in this review. But I fear that I can’t. I’ve been coming to this place often on for about 15 years. We all know what it is,…

Layout: As other reviews have mentioned, there's a single entrance and exit into the parking lot. The club itself can be a little tricky to miss if you're not looking out for it on the road.…

Happy New Year folks This review is super late as I visited this club in early November as I was in Berlin for the Falcons-Colts game. As we ring in the new year, I feel…

Layout: As other reviews have mentioned, there's a single entrance and exit into the parking lot. The club itself can be a little tricky to miss if you're not looking out for it on the road.…

Came in a little after Bourbon opened on a Sunday, not sure why they open later on Sunday, maybe so all the good people can go to church. The Mexican doorman works on Sundays, much…

It had been a while since I'd stopped by Synn and I was in the mood for a little more fun than the usual LA places so I made the long drive out to COI.…

I visited Gallaghers before a few times, but not in the last year. Felt it was time to go back for a visit Its more of a bar than a club I would say. It is…

Found myself a block away in a hotel and walked over. Seemed pretty classy. $10 cover. As soon as I sat down I was approached by 2 different ladies. They were nice…

Holy fuck. I hadn't visited this place in ages. This strip club used to be a neighborhood bar. Two remodels later, and it looks like a top of the line strip club. Tbh, I preferred…

Decided to make a road trip through PA to hit up some clubs. Used to hear a lot about this place and decided to finally try it out. I arrived at the club at around…

This review is about the trip on Monday December 29th Many spots were available in the parking lot in the front of the building. There were 8 to 10 cars parked over there. Parked my car…

Upon arrival I paid 20 to park on the side of the club. It was a somewhat sketchy lot but I felt comfortable as the attendant was very cool. As I am walking toward the…

I arrived at Sugar's around 12:30 on the Tuesday before Christmas, so it was still slow; I only saw two dancers. The club is located in a mixed use area just off I-410 on the…

Well It finally happened and it was bound to eventually, but I finally had a mediocre experience at TC Greensboro. I have gone many times over the years especially when I lived in Greensboro but…

Woody’s is a middle-of-the-road strip club; not too exciting, yet enjoyable enough not to write it off altogether. If you want a full nude club in this part of Iowa, it is the only…

I am typically an afternoon visitor, but due to my schedule on this particular visit, I arrived on a Saturday night around midnight. The bouncer at the door collected a $15 cover and checked ID…

Place is located in a safe area. I showed up at noon and it wasn’t opened yet. By 12:15 there was a bartender and a couple girls working. My beer was $8. The bartender was sweet,…

Got to the parking lot around 2:30pm. Paved area was nearly full, but I found a spot on the back fence. Got a very light pat down and paid $10 for parking and…

I had a chance to stop by The Silver Cricket. Here’s how everything played out. I pulled into the parking lot, and to my surprise, it was pretty large. Also, there were no parking fees, which…

Back again to Tootsies for a late afternoon R&R (relaxation and release) session. No trouble parking. The day before NYE so wasn't expecting it to be too crowded. Usual pat down with…

Walked into the club around 1:00 on a Sunday afternoon. Sunday football on the TV, maybe like 4-5 patrons in the establishment. Overall very slow day. Good think was there is no cover before 7 pm…

Headed into centerfolds during a restless night and paid the typical $20 cover for New Year's Eve it was surprisingly dead. The last few times I have come there feels like I'm seeing the same…

I wanted to share my recent experience at Bogart's Lounge, as I believe it's important to provide feedback on establishments we visit. On Monday around 2 PM, I visited the lounge and encountered the following: • There…

Location: This place is in COI, I drove around 45 mins from west Hollywood. It is in a small plaza with a Japanese fast food chain restaurant. The parking spots are limited so sometimes you have…

The place has been described at length, but these are classic peep show windows in the back of an adult toy store. Ample parking right off the highway. ATM available. No drinks. Private rooms are…

It was my last week off, approaching the new year before heading back to the office on the 5th of 2026 (this year flew when you’re having fun). So, I decided to explore a club…

Stopped by on a recent Friday afternoon around 3:30 to kill an hour. Looking back, I should have killed that hour elsewhere. Lets start with the basics. No cover at he time…

Small building right off the old bridge road, with plenty of parking around the building. Its a bar setup with stage at the centre and chairs round the bar. No cover charge or an id…

I was in Boston on business and didn’t have the time (or a rental car) to make the trip to Providence so I stopped in Centerfolds. In hindsight, I probably should have gone to…

I decided to come by and chill out in a mid to late Wednesday afternoon. There was no cover, and when I walked in, I was surprised that the place was not as empty as…

This was my first time at Baby Dolls Dallas, I have read some reviews and walked in with high expectations. I did not want to rush the night as there was so much to see…

I've always thought the less-hot dancers work harder for your money than the hottest ones, and this club is that mid dancer personified. What it lacks in atmosphere, functioning HVAC, and furniture that's not falling…

First time at Club Sinrock, I tend to frequent Dream girls more but that night I wanted to venture out and see how the vibes were at Club Sinrock. Parking lot wasn’t packed but…

I’ll be honest, this place is a little grimy, very ghetto vibes. Parking is fine, went on a Saturday night and didn’t have any issues finding a spot. Bouncer does an ID scan and an…

My 2025 Silver Criket was a collection of good times. The club is a mid tier establishment. It provides a comfortable atmosphere. Have never had any issues with service from waitresses. Always friendly. Sometimes a…

Fellow tuscler from up north came down for his annual trip. We met at Cheetahs Pompano to get some (free) lunch before 3pm. It was cloudy skies and paid the $2 parking to the attendant…

I used to hit Chicas Bonitas when i was in town, but heard it closed and this was closest to that experience. In short, it was a decent time, but didn't match the gritty energy…

This is a small, local neighborhood dive kind of club. Staff and dancers are very friendly and low pressure. Nothing fancy, but a good vibe, everyone working there seems pretty happy. It’s a nice place…

I’ve been to this place about a dozen times im the past 3-4 years. This particular visit happened a few months ago and I noticed the dancer I saw hasn’t been working there since…

So after 30 years down to RI for the clubs, always heard about Mickeys on WHJY commercials, randomly running errands in RI, I see it....Mickeys Valley View pub. It's literally in the middle of…

Always a favorite place to spend an evening. It was a little slow this Monday night but that worked to my advantage. Hadn't been there 5 minutes before first latina lady stopped by…

The club was fairly clean, although seating did feel somewhat filthy. I think carpets are vacuumed and floors swept, but that might be all. I did feel safe outside the club, as well as…

Came here after hi liter in phx. I had a layover in phx and went to hiliter before my flight to vegas for context. Short version- Hi liter was way better mileage and attractive dancers…

Maybe just luck of the draw on this day, but it felt like a return to the gold ages of this club. Tue dec 30. Had a long layover in phx and knew just where…

Visited Clancy's in Bloomfield on a weekday mid-day. Clancy's is located in a largely residential area next to a liquor store. It's unassuming from the outside but the fun begins when you enter the door.…

Visited GGR on a Monday night looking for a relaxed good time. The parking lot had plenty of available spaces. When I walked inside I showed the door man the GGR Instagram page for a…

Had some time to kill during the holiday week. Since I was in the neighborhood and didn't want to deal with the crazy dollar parade at HP, decided to see if this place has…

The former Gold Club has had an extensive remodel. The large, free and well lit parking lot hasn’t changed, nor has the exterior. The is an outside smoking tent in their enclosed courtyard. The interior has…

Went a few weeks back in a Tuesday. Have never been here before. Went around 3-4 pm. Saw a section for Valet. I avoided that and parked for free. It’s right off the highway feeder…

Normally a kittens guy on Sunday’s, but thought I’d give pandoras a shot. Parking lot was full so I hoped that meant lots of dancers. Paid my $10, got my I.D scanned, and headed to…

Visited for the first time since it switched from Deja Vu and had a genuinely great night. The vibe is different, in a good way. Free parking in the well-lit lot was a huge upgrade…