Returned to Brandi’s on Saturday night...

Returned to Brandi’s on Saturday night -- god love these business conferences -- with the intent to spend some quality time with some of the stage girls. (For the different kinds of girls offered here, see my previous review.) Plus I'd discovered that in Vancouver, Brandi's is actually the ONLY club worth going to. (See my other reviews.) There appear to only be about five stage dancers on any given night, and they work in a rotation about once an hour, and unlike the VIP girls, they actually have to DANCE. They do, busting their their asses and acting like full-fledged entertainers/porn stars for four or five songs. Most are 8-9’s and one was a solid 10…but you’ll have to wait to hear about her for a couple of paragraphs.

My third-favorite girl was Kylie, a super-tall goddess with long, frizzy blonde hair, and kind of a sleepy personal demeanor. She was a 9, in my book, with lovely unenhanced breasts, l-o-n-g legs, a shaved pussy, and a tight ass she seemed to enjoy sticking high into the air. She was limber as a Yoga master and totally hot, and I would’ve bought a private dance with her, but PDs with these girls are more expensive ($50/song) and I needed to choose carefully.

Second-favorite was Joanie, a no-nonsense brunette with big fake boobs and a very proud, almost haughty dancing style that very much appealed to me. Her stage show was athletic and sexy. She seemed to intimidate some of the guys, but I found her intriguing and beautiful.