My experience at Cecil can be...

My experience at Cecil can be summed up in one word: pathetic. I came in around 11PM on a Thursday night, in a great mood with a walletful of Canadian play money to spend, and the place was packed. Big noisy club with a huge stage that wraps along the whole back. So: I pay my $5 cover and squeeze in one rare spot on the stage. (There are no girls onstage at the moment.) I wait maybe 10 minutes before one scary huge cocktail waitress saunters over to ask if I wanted a beer. I order a beer. (Still no girls onstage, only a couple of big-boned blondes trolling the audience.) I wait another 10 minutes; no beer. The huge waitress has evidently been abducted by aliens or is on a break. Still NO GIRLS anywhere to be seen. I wait ANOTHER 10 MINUTES. By now I have been at a strip club for 30 minutes, have nothing to drink, and have yet to see any girls. I wait five more minutes, fuming, and finally say, fuck it, and take a cab back to Brandi's. What's the point of running a strip club with no drinks and no girls? Crazy.