Well, Joes round-up is more like...

Well, Joes round-up is more like Joe is out on a round up. Tonight there was only two women in the entire club. The old lady behind the bar is a pest. I entered, had a seat and she gets my drink order. Then I have to buy a $21 drink for my below 5 girl. She was nice and told me her lifes problems, she is seperated, was married for 5 months, her room mate works there, another stripper is a prostitute. Gee, this is a major dive. About every five minutes the old lady from the bar comes over to sell me $21 drinks, she runs into the VIP room and demands more money from the customer instead of letting the dancer do it. Oh, none of the girls were even working the stage tonight, they coverup every little thing in the dive. I felt real sorry for the guy in the VIP room, the music kept stopping and you could hear him and the girl, I think that was on purpose. Then, Beth, probally her real name for serious, told me all about the crack whores across the street and if I was to park over there that when I leave the club I could get one of them, gee, have you ever heard of an up sell, not at Joe's Round Up, I guess I would only return if I become Hard-up. The end.