TUSCL News

Club Paradise

Toronto, Ontario

Sins in Paradise

Last year, out of nowhere, we went to every single club we could get our hands on. “We always go to two!” costing me a fortune. But on a weekend when no one was in…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Quick Wed Nite

Stop by on a Wednesday night around 8:30 PM. Decent amount of girls on rollcall. Not gonna go into great detail about the club layout and location. I provided that information and previous reviews. Wednesday…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Worth a (second) visit

Went there on a friday night at about 10PM. I had taken an Uber, so I didnt have to pay for parking, but I did see that valet parking is available. The club's layout has…

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tryst.link question

I would be interested in any experiences you all have with this site?? Positive? Negative? thanks in advance

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Naomi the Blond Curvy Goddess

Found my way back to my old reliable club. Situated on the busy stretch of Lake City Way. I was looking to warm up on this chilly afternoon. Pulled into an unusually…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

decent place to dance...for VA

I dance here so ignore my price score, I had no idea what to put for that. The club is small and pretty divey, the bar only serves beer and wine, no liquor. (about 6-8 dollars,…

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V Days: Busy or Dead?

Are clubs typically busier or emptier than average on Valentine's Days, both dancer and PL wise?

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Weekend Shenanigans

Hope you all fellow mongers are ready for the weekend, and have their tools in prime condition for action :P I am at CHI and debating between visiting Club 390 / Gold room here or driving all the way to Detroit…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

The “Abridged Version” All the geographical and architectural information remains the same! If you know the prices and how Lust works, skip down to *THE GIRLS* *SERVICE* I find bartenders efficient, friendly and attractive. A few would be high…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Slow during the day, will stick to the nights

Definitely slower during the day and the talent is much less talented. Three stages going and much more going on than Alaskan so moderate review. Not too many dudes so a mixed AA girl came…

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Erotic Monkey

Anyone used this site for services? What do I need to know, what are the real costs?

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Private room

Anyone have info on the price for the private 15 min rooms ?

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Gentlemen Club, a worse version of Fantasia in Alabama

Parking (paid, free, crowded) Free Parking. Paved Parking lot Entry (price, security) $10 Club Interior and Amenities (Stages, Poles, ATM, RestR, Games) You walk in. Pay the doorman at the counter. The DJ is located right behind the doorman. You…

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New Fort Lauderdale club?

I heard that a place called Bobby's Band House is a strip club now, and has common ownership with Club Gold (Dean's Gold, maybe?). I wonder if maybe the guy meant Solid Gold? It is supposed to be…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Slow But Steady Thursday

Another Thursday, another trip to Gold Room. I skipped valet and parked in the lot behind Knockouts. Paid $10 cover and then mandatory coat check. After that I was greeted by someone who then showed…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Monday Fun Day

I found myself in Greensboro with a few hours to kill on a recent Monday. I had not planned on visiting Treasure Club but figured more fun would be had there than at the airport…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

Good Time BOOM BOOM.

I visited this gentlemen's club on a Tuesday evening, and the place was pretty quiet at first, I was the only one there for about two hours maybe less. By the time I left, there…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Never saw a Carl

A Tuesday night and finally not freezing out, so thought I'd leave my hotel. I did not think I would be out too long so avoided some of the other Stone Park establishments, given their…

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Midwest Road Trip

I'll have the last two weeks of February free and have decided to take a road trip to some of the more "friendly" clubs in the Midwest. I've never been to any clubs outside of WI. I've heard…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Some things change, some things stay the same

I'm still with the happy hour vibe, so i can't speak on the later night vibe switch. Same: No cover before 8 Free shot with the first drink... But only sometimes, I have not figured out the…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Tits and asses in my hands and stimulating grinding. Not bad for DC!

The House is not your normal DC club. More on that in a minute. I arrived on a Thursday around 9:30. The cover was $20, and after a casual pat down, the bartender encourages you to…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Pleasant but unremarkable distraction

Not a very busy evening probably 10 girls working max at 10-11pm and most of them were pretty varied in build and temperament. Definitely a couple stood above the rest but overall there was…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Wednesday night

I was back in the area a few weeks ago on a Wednesday so I made another visit to the Mouse Ear. I arrived around 7pm and left around 11pm. Club is easy enough to…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

The Local Brothel

I ended up here with a coworker after doing some site work. He has a favorite here that he wanted to see. The last time I stopped in I wasn’t impressed with the changes. I…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

HK is still HK, 100s of girls to choose from on a Wednesday.

I was in San Diego visiting a client and had a few hours to myself on a Wednesday night. Made the drive to San Ysidro, parked in the lot just north of the trolly station…

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Vegas vs Portland: Best mileage

Need some advice here. Wheres the best mileage to be had between vegas and portland? I’ll be in Vegas Saturday night and Portland downtown on Sunday across Club Rouge. Have about a 1000 to blow, wheres would be dollar go…

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Vegas vs Portland: Best mileage

Need some advice here. Wheres the best mileage to be had between vegas and portland? I’ll be in Vegas Saturday night and Portland downtown on Sunday across Club Rouge. Have about a 1000 to blow, wheres would be dollar go…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

The Staircase

I stopped by club Risqué Bristol on a Thursday evening. It’s not too far off of -I95. The building is set back with plenty of parking in front and on the side. You enter from…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Checking out the (somewhat) new digs

First time here since this was Temps. Gotta say that while the outside is still the same dumpy frame, the inside has been well-upgraded. Big square clean bar, updated taps, refinished stage with…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Violet is here now

Inside the club has been brought up many times, Basics day shift cover is 0 night shift is $20.00. The Vallet is $10.00 if you want, you can park across the street in a…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Enjoyable tue night!

Swung through on a Tuesday night. In summary… had a good experience & definitely plan to go back next time I’m in town. Club vibe was good. Very low-key, welcoming, comfortable. No problems…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Inconsistent, but the only game in town.

This review covers two visits, a Friday evening and a Monday afternoon over the same weekend. The club layout hasn't changed since other reviews. But as a recap it is a large building…

Politics

Trump DOES pay his debts

To some people anyway: https://apnews.com/live/trump-presidency-updates-2-6-2025#00000194-dd5f-d7a6-a3f7-ffffe0090000

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

The Magic is Gone

I visited Millstream on a Wednesday afternoon. Nine dancers were listed on the website schedule, but I only saw six working. This happens frequently at Millstream, and it's quite aggravating, at least to this reviewer.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Good ol Hugger

This review is actually over several visits the past year, all times of the day. The Hugger is still the Hugger. It may not be as poppin as it was years ago but still plenty…

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With mongering, psychiatric treatment not really necessary

All these pharmaceutical drugs, chat sessions, straight jackets, depression, PTSD, thoughts of suicide, all this meditation, Eastern herbal supplements. What about just banging a hot stripper? Has anybody ever suggested that to these folks? It works way better. It really…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Change of pace

It was a Tuesday evening, and after working all day, I was feeling antsy. Normally, I’d head to the Galleria clubs since they’re the closest, but this time, I decided to take a gamble and…

Reign Ladies and Gentlemen's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Nude, topless, what?

Is this a nude, topless, pastie club?

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ATLANTA Strip Clubs, Any Requests

I'm going to ATL this weekend. Any recommendations are appreciated. The following clubs are locked in. Strokers $5 before 7pm, $10/song Pinups $5/song Allure $10/song Onyx $10/song Synsations $10/song Vivide $10/song Club Blaze $5/song Seductions $5/song Gold Rush Showbar $10/song I'm thinking of trying…

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Smash or Pass

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/newshubs-oriini-kaipara-on-turning-40-and-finding-her-courage/AQC24OJADNBVJNTRC7H6XMYSBY/

Cellar

Joliet, Illinois

Closed or Open

This is marked as closed, but I have been told that life has been seen there. Any new news?

Bones Rock 'n' Roll Strip Club

Scottsdale, Arizona

Bones was fun

Bones is in the very southern part of Scottsdale below old town. Easy to get to like most places in Scottsdale. Parking is available although we got there in a rideshare. Including us there were…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Quick visit - left with desire to visit again soon

I decided to give Colorado another shot since the last time I visited the club it was a Monday and it was a ghost town. I went in on a Friday and was the first…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

A Lovely Afternoon with Old Friends

Wednesday’s during golf season, we play DW Field, grab some grub at Doyle’s and slide over to the Boardroom Cabaret. I haven’t been there since golf season ended but I had business in Stoughton and…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Recent visits?

I'm thinking about making a trip. Anybody been here recently? How's it been? I heard there was new ownership and they've made some changes.

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Maxing Out Its Potential

Ah, Haven Place. Blue collar neighborhood, free onsite parking, no cover, no security. For a while there, you used to be such a terrible place to spend time. Disinterested over the hill (Cathy, Princess) and/or…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

A ouick visit to Wax

I stopped by Wax about 2PM. I had just gotten to Atlanta and it was too early to check in to my hotel. I was curious to see if anything had changed since…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

GPS Central

So this is my third and final review of my tour of the city of industry strip clubs. Synn was actually the second one I visited - But I had skipped ahead to SR in my…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

My first time getting VIP

First time coming here, and I for sure spent more than I was hoping too. when you go in there are two levels and I didn’t want to spend the money at first so I…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Went Swimming in the Gulf of the American Bush

Got back to the Bush in the new year to help alleviate the post-Holiday/winter blues for both me and the dancers' finances. If you find yourself in Salt Lake, AB should be part of your…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

late Thursday fun

I came here late on a Thursday night (around midnight) after a trip to Cheetahs previously. The club has been remodeled and is very bright, blasting hip hop music. Immediately after I paid the cover…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

What An Ending

Heard about this place from a buddy a while back and a few weeks had an urge to see what it was all about myself. Parked along the street next to the building and headed…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Mediocre

Writing this as a dancer but to help you out as a customer. It is a Latina club. Not a lot of American girls working here. I tried it for a few…

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Changes in the TUSCL taglines

Just saw a tagline about Follies. Given that Follies is closed, shouldn’t that be changed. Also, we no longer have the San Jose Ape posting here. Maybe SJG should be changed to the Stripperlover. And other helpful taglines could be…

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Why are “extras” more expensive than hookers ?

Aside from my reports I’m seeing a lot of guys paying $300-$600+ sometimes even higher for FS in clubs vs going on listcrawler or skip the games and paying 1/3 of that. Is there a reason why you guys choose…

The Other Place

Fond du Lac, Wisconsin

Nothing Special

This was my first and only visit. I arrived on a Friday, nearly 10pm. If this is your first visit, you may miss the parking lot, like I did...twice. I ended up…

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The dangers of live television back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evtj6D0VVq8

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Great value for private dances, with the right dancer.

I went to HH early afternoon on Wednesday. The place hasnt changed, bar is on west wall, stage is on the righr of the door on the east wall. Music is pkayed on jukebox by…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

First time in the Gold Room, it was eh

First time visiting the Gold Room about a month ago. Paid $6 for Valet, not too bad, and the valet driver was funny. I signed up for their text updates for free admission but they…

SYN Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Sharp decline from the grand opening but has potential

After reading a new place was open and reading the reviews I decided to check out this place. Before I get into the review of the club, let me share a few things I think…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

ACE's

I am in Cocoa Beach for my annual trip. Stopped in ACE's around two in the afternoon. 4 dancers and less than 10 Customers. The dancers were all young, thin…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Pretty hot girls lame air show

I was in town for business and decided to check out a few local clubs. While I have heard the reputation of Orlando clubs and their lack of contact during dances I like to check…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Don't Go Early

I hadn't been to this place in a while, and a morning meeting put me in a bad mood. I was in the area, so I dropped in. The place opens at 11:00 am and…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Not worth it | Regulars Club | Girls sit around

This place is down the street from a few other clubs. Decent sized parking lot. Not many cars. Simple ID check no cover if I recall. Place is decently kept up with. Stage and few seating…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

Not worth it. Time wasted. girls not interested

Drove 20-30minutes to come to this garbage establishment. There was enough parking as the club was empty. I assume it can get packed cause front lot looked small not sure if there is more space. Cover…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Pleasant Surprise

Went here after an event at MSG. Got to the club a little before 10. Easy entrance and had a coupon for free entry. I came alone. Coat check was fine. They do ask…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Saturday Afternoon Visit

This review is for a Saturday afternoon in late January. Stopped in around 1 PM, parking lot was quite full to my surprise. Walked in and security did a light frisk, no cover this time…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Fabulosity

Been going here a while. Over the last year I've gone from a once a week guy to a once a month....maybe kind of guy. I gave up on nights pre covid. Didn't vibe…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Not a Lot of Change

I decided to stop in and see what changes the New Ownership may have applied to the VFW Post with strippers, so I made the trip to Cumberland, RI ADDRESS 46 Carpenter Street, Cumberland, RI (Smack dab…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Fun time with low expectations going in

Checked Out Fantasies on a Sunday night around 9pm. I didn't expect to see any cars in the parking lot because there was a storm coming. Parking lot had about 20 cars which I thought it…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A Little Free Time Fun Time

Found myself with some free time I in the afternoon and cash in my wallet. Dangerous combination when I’m close to Pandora’s. I paid 21 bucks to get in. Very remodeling. Sounds like it’ll be a…

Politics

The Trade War

How will strippers retaliate for Shein being 10% more? More glitter? Will they go back to wearing concealer on their tats, to leave simulated poop stains on our clothes?

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Good day visit.

Every visit is a new vibe at this place. This is my report for a early week, day shift. Layout - Place hasn't changed in decades and hundreds of reviews to describe interior, exterior…

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Super Bowl 2024-25

What to talk about in the Super Bowl… Seems most of America wants the Chiefs to win. Trump wants them (since the Eagles snubbed a visit to the white house after their win in 2018). Swifties want a KC…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Had a nice time but not what most ppl would expect.

I’m kind of an odd strip club patron. I tend to mostly just lurk, and then if I do connect with a girl, it either is a like an emotional bond, or else they are…

Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

Hammond, Indiana

lemons to lemonade

it’s been a while so I decided to hit up Wiggles for 2025. Well, I miss the good ole days because this place is going down, not what it use to be. If you still…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Newb/Vet Combo

Sunday night early Jan. , Bucs away game: Not the strongest night, but just good enough to have a good semi - chill visit. Still had to go into overflow lot on east side of building,…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

The rejects club?

You have to go behind like a shopping plaza or something to get to this spot. More pot holes than cars (seems to be the trend around here). Walked in the bouncer was cool. ID…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Diamond Dolls reopened in Jan 2025 with good vibes.

Heard that this place had reopened from a couple of dancers, and decided to drop in. Parking: Ample space, no fees. Door fees: Was 10$. The door girl said the pricing is 10$ on weekdays and…

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Why aren’t you perverts discussing Ye and Bianca Censori?

That Grammy outfit Ye’s wife wore was something: https://forum.phun.org/threads/kanye-west-and-bianca-censori-at-the-67th-grammy-awards-in-l-a-2-2-25-tags.5755708/ More accurately, it was almost nothing. Do you think both of them get off when she basically goes nude in public? And did Ye suffer a blow to his head and forget most…

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What would you do if you found an atomic bomb in a cereal box?

And does the “Lone Ranger Atomic Bomb Ring” count? https://toytales.ca/atomic-bomb-ring-from-kix-1947/ Leave it to you damn dirty hairless apes to put polonium 210 in a toy for apelings! This rick has only one question: how many of these rings did Skifredo eat when he…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Friday afternoon Naomi & Cierra

Went to Pandoras early from work on the way back home around 3:45 PM. The layout did not change from my previous visit. For a detailed description of the layout, please refer to my earlier…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Friendly Dancers Amid Some Questionable Transactions (Jeers not Cheers)

I've written a couple previous reviews of this club that you may find offer some useful perspectives. Thought it was time for a Monday evening update. Club is easy to access off of I-95, not far…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEC81J2s8-L/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Icey is this German girl is more your type? :D

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Old faithful, isn’t any longer

Old faithful. Super small, super quaint. It’s setup well, I especially like the upstairs balcony barstools with a perfect view of the main stage This place has always been the place that boasted…

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The quality of Long Island clubs (NY)

This is calling out to any residents or visitors who attend the clubs in LI. If I get the time, Ill make another post to give more detailed experience on each club within my area. For now I want any…

Sand to the Beach—Tale of two clubs

Visited two clubs that were supposed to be the best. Took an HK girl with me to Guadalajara for five days and four nights. Left TJ for a three-hour, nonstop flight (Volaris $160 each round trip). A fellow monger picked us up with his local girlfriend. Stayed in a nice AirB&B for about $275. He made dinner for us. (Thank you Greenbeans.) That night my girl showed her appreciation for taking her on this adventure. We have done overnights before, both locally and in beach resorts as far south as Ensenada, so I was sure that we would get along on this trip. Halloween was coming up, so there were some people out-and-about with costumes. That evening we went to a carnival…

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Super Bowl Party

Anyone know if there is a club in the Eastern MA, RI area that is planning a super bowl party? RIDolls used to have a great one, but that was a decade ago or so.

Vixens

Key West, Florida

MJX198: Painful music

Context: I was in KW, on business. I stopped in here on a Wednesday evening after an earlier visit to Duval St. I arrive at about 10p and promptly left after 4 songs. Cliff notes version…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Nice and upscale

Club is down the street from diamond. Gated parking lot as soon as you see the exterior, it reminds you of a Texas club. Walked straight in no id check or cover. A couple regulars,…

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

Good for what it is | upscale and clean

when pulling up I made the wrong turn. Kind of hard to see at night but massive parking lot. Nice exterior with bright lights. Cover $10 Simple ID Check Club is big and spacious. Bar is…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

Forgettable visit

This is kind of a dark club with more of a bar vibe. The bar is to the right as you go in and there's a small rectangular stage. I think it was $10 to…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Everything but the magic

Can't put my finger on it, but both times I've come here, it just didn't measure up to other clubs I've been to. Even though dances were cheap, there were lots of girls and nothing…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Some Firsts and Lasts

I had some time to kill after work, so I decided to pop in to finally check this place out. It was a one day afternoon, so I wasn’t expecting very much. It’s a pretty…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Always a pleasure

I arrived for the Wednesday specials at at around 10pm and the parking lot was busy nit not full. Paid the 20 dollar entry fee, got the required drink and sat down to check out…

Politics

Donny's self-deportation plan

For gammy, skibum, puddy and rickdugan, to the Gaza Strip: https://apnews.com/article/trump-netanyahu-washington-ceasefire-1c8deec4dd46177e08e07d669d595ed3

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OT: School a boomer

Somehow I recently got into a convo with my Cuban fav about her future plans to have kids. She's been living with a guy for many years. She is ambiguous about whether they are legally married, which is…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Dead Tuesday but Diamonds in the Rough

Popped in for a quick dance at lunch as I was in the area for work and hadn’t been in a while. When you walk in, there’s a metal detector but no one was working…

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Papi Chulo Sighting?

I was at Cheetah Hallandale this afternoon and there was a sign at one of the stools at the back bar that read “Reserved for Papi Chulo”. No one was sitting there, so I hung around nearby to see…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

A Satisfying Rendezvous

After a few disappointing day shift trips to the hugger, I decided to change the scenery and went to try out the night shift on Thursday. It was bloody cold in Indy and I reached…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Back to Centerfolds again

So as I was in Boston for business I decided to head back to Centerfolds on a Tuesday evening for some fun. This is my go-to place in the Boston area. My work is about…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Signs of life?

Recently I visited Fantasies on a Friday and then Monday afternoon. Spoiler alert, I went to Desires after both visits because I didn’t experience a VIP however there are encouraging signs happening there. Both days…

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Whay could be bettah???

What could be bettah than pretty athletic women and a classic folk song from a very underrated performer.https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=melanie%20roller%20skate%20song%20reaction%20video&mid=B3F02651C06C19FA505DB3F02651C06C19FA505D&ajaxhist=0

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Any CPAs in here want to talk about porn taxes?

So if I’m a porn director or OF dude and hire a lady to star in a scene with me, is her payment tax deductible?

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Gold medal per the usual!

I have to admit there were some serious pros and cons to this visit. As someone who has been going here for the past 15 years back when it was the golf club it has…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

PSE (Pretty Standard Experience)

Not too far off of the main drag a long, winding road with businesses and residences on either side. The club is in the north east part of town - for me, it’s no…

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Vegas Recommendations

Hey everyone. Sorry for asking this as I'm sure it gets asked every couple of months. I'm looking for SC recommendations in Vegas. Only SC I've been to recently was Palomino which was good but looking for new experiance. I usually…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Wednesday's are not bad with fun to be had.

Some might wonder if going on a Wednesday morning is worth it. I was very happy I did. I found that there were lots of hot girls at noon and there was not much competition…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Friday HiLiter Phx Open Visit

Friday before the open - 1:30pm (ish) parking is free and the lot is ample (half full on a friday - business must be slow) Entrance is free but you are seated by a manager(??) and he…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Wed afternoon

Went on a Wed afternoon. The club was mostly empty. Probably 8 girls working that I could see. Cover was $7, I think. No pat down, just walk in. Bar on of stage as you…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Always a great visit.

I am so glad I don't live to close. I visit a couple times a year when in town to visit my dad who is in Ft Lauderdale, its only about a 20 minute drive.…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Glad I stopped in!

I happend to be in the area running errands in the evening, so I figured I would stop by. I have been a few times in the past, and had varying experiences, but typically it…

In Memoriam: Liquid Lapdance

Somebody will come up with a solution to any problem. One problem was dry lap dances that caused chaffing to the penis. In 2001, Wesley Johnson invented a lap dance liner, which would be commercially launched as Liquid Lapdance and hit the market in 2013. It was elastic underwear with a latex sleeve built into the front for an erect penis. The user would put lubricant in the sleeve and get a lap dance. The wet, sliding sensation that occurred while a dancer grinded gave the feeling of penetration and would cause the wearer to orgasm. While the whole concept sounded silly, it was actually a way to make lap dances feel more like sex and less like a friction burn.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Came for Leah, Ended up with Tatiana

$10 entrance fee paid to bartender get two non alcoholic drinks(afternoon) BYOB Rectangle bar takes up most of the room. Not a lot of room to walk around $30 per dance for 4 minutes. Bathrooms…

Politics

Closing the Department of Education

If there ever was an agency both more useless and meddlesome than this one, I do not know of it. It is long past time to shut this social experiment posing as a governmental agency down. Under its…

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My First Smash or Pass Post... A Twofer Tuesday Special

Okay, going way back to '73 for this gem. Steely Dan with "My Old School." Two girls - The green one and the red one. Smash either or both? If so, who's your preferred lucky girl? For me, both eminently smashable,…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

Mens Club - the only game in town

I frequently visit the Flint clubs (have since they were hoppin a couple decades ago) and lately the only one worth visiting is Mens Club. I try to avoid weekends as it can get quite…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

A Happy Birthday For Me

To see the layout, you can look at my some of my previous reviews or other reviews. So I came here on my birthday l, 1-18, at the end of the night after I had a…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Chill Monday night!

Arrived around 10:30 P.M. on a monday. Parking lot was empty and valet was $9. I imagine I just paid a fee for the coat check since I only paid $15 to get it, so…

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2025 SW Texas Field Report

I've been delayed in getting down here to my Winter Texan gig but I finally rolled into the RGV the other day. Got settled in and today hit a couple of the well know spots. I started off…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Nice club interior, but otherwise pretty lame.

This review is for two of my visits to the Boardroom Cabaret in Brockton Mass. both of which were on Sunday evenings. I entered the club fee of cover charge and there was no ID…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Not Great, But Much Better Than Expected

Having read some mediocre reviews of the West Palm Beach clubs, and having been spoiled by Broward clubs, I didn’t have very high expectations for Cheetah West Palm. However, a friend’s rerouted flight to PBI…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEvkxxQyQWD/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

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How much would you spend on OF to see a pregnant dancer?

Former Follies and Vivide dancer. https://www.instagram.com/shelbystone22/

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Absolute shithole...but you might like it!

There is one word to accurately describe this club....shithole! There are lots of people that love this place and I get why. The clubs in Atlanta are terrible and this club allows everything…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Delight

Does anybody know if delight still works here use to stop in to see her about a year ago leftvarea but I will be coming back just curious if she still works there very hot and nice blonde lady super…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Disappointing experience - wouldn’t recommend

This was my first experience of any USA stripclub having recently moved. It was a little tricky to find and the area didn’t seem great, surrounded by warehouses. My experience really wasn’t great unfortunately,…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Decent place, great dances depending on dancer you pick

Place is no far from airport, I live in Memphis, never been, decided to try it. Girls are mostly white(surprising) with a few super hot black girls and a good number of Hispanic. I…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Still worth it!!

Synn can still be a fun time, but there are some pitfalls to be avoided. The layout hasn’t changed in a long time. The dance booths are pretty nice and separate from the floor and…

SYN Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Synsations Gentlemen’s Club, Atlanta (Opening Day Experience)

I visited Synsations Gentlemen’s Club on its opening day during the day shift (around 4 PM), and it was a surprisingly fun and welcoming experience for an afternoon outing. As a non-smoking venue, the air…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Monday afternoon, I left with money in my pocket.

Club is a bit run down and dirty. It was dead at 6pm on Monday with the 3rd string working. Probably 10 girls and none of them I really wanted to see dance. Dances were $25…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Still good but lineup could use a refresh

Been to Clancy's on and off this past year and it was more or less the same but I felt a bit different recently enough to want to drop a review. Dropped in early afternoon as…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

MJX197: Lame but not really any alternative

Context: I was in KW for work. Having to leave the cold, snowy, icy northeast for 75F and sunny was just awful, but hey someone has to step up when the job requires. ;) I visited…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

An offer I couldn't refuse...

Stopped by late on a Tuesday night. I had seen the lineup online but after midnight many of the girls had already gone for the night. I had hoped to see Estrella because…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A double success on a quiet afternoon stop

Hadn’t been to the Pink Palace in a while and was able to stop in for maybe an hour on a recent Thursday early afternoon. It’s been described 1,000 times, but bright pink building off of…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Finally

Okay, I am more aligned with the movement of the club. Seeing more daytime talent and definitely noticing different advertising structure on IG, which is awesome. They are posting day and time for…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Fun Friday stop on a cold night

Reviews Dropped by the club around 11 after finishing happy hour. The layout has not changed, same hallway leading to the security who will take your $10 entrance fee and then waitress will take $6 for…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Savannah's Bananas

Location: Outside of the historical district about 10-20 minutes away in an industrial park. Seemed like there was lots of parking but I got a ride. Inside, there is a small lobby area where you pay the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Great expectations fall a little short but not a disaster by any means

Visited the palace again on a weekend and it was packed. Lots of options. At the entrance stop to handle the cover of $15 which gets you 2 soft drinks included with the entry. The…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Pony Bama, The original Pony in North Alabama 2025

Parking (paid, free, crowded) Free Parking. Parking is in front of the entrance and along the side. Entry (price, security) $10-11 for weekday entry $20-21 for weekend night entry Club Interior (Stages, Poles, layout) You walk into the…

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How does everyone like my Huntsville AL Club Reviews?

5 different clubs in one day is exhausting. I'm glad I got such sweeping approval. Thanks everyone. I hope you guys like my format. It's influenced heavily by IWantbheronme. If someone else built the model I used, please tell me. I'm…

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Tampa Super Bowl suggestions

Going to be traveling to Tampa on Sunday, seeking suggestions for a spot (with strippers obvs) to watch the Super Bowl at. Logistically, will need to stay on the Hillsborough side of the Bay. Saw Ybor Strip promoting a buffet but…

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I love this site

I've been a long time lurker, but never posted before, I think, Just wanted to say I love this site. There's a special thrill (for me) to an assignation in a VIP booth with an attractive woman -- that I…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Has anyone had a dance with Siren?

I met this hot young dancer last night (blonde, C+, pretty face), but I just got fleeced by a new dancer to me at another club and I didn't want to repeat. She did seem a little scammy. Anyone…

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Stripper assaults clerk with what is actually a type of berry

Please don't be from Florida, please don't be from Florida..... doh! https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/7-eleven/banana-battery-bust-612730

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GUY & GIRL GO THE 7-11

guy hooks up with one of those girls that you wouldn't want to be caught walking around with during the day. but he's horny, and he has to buy a box of condoms 3am at the 7-11. clerk asks, "would you…

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Fav Words/Lines With $Strippers

👽 I Feel Using Certain Words/Phrases/Pick Up Lines When Havin' A Minglin' Conversation With $Strippers Is Important. You Want Your $Dancer For Notice What You Say, Be Attracted, Know Your Serious Or Lil' Funny & Be Lively. Noticin' Select Words…

Politics

Trump Tariffs

Dow Jones Futures down 500 plus points in reaction to Trump's inflationary tariffs. Hedge Funds are now trading expecting a market crash due to Trump's tariffs.

Politics

Donny explains the China threat

Shein g-strings can to longer be allowed at the entry port of the vaginal canals of Marco Rubio's extended family members working in South Florida strip clubs.

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Must protect the Latina community!

Just me? 😆 https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1ACdR7X3hH/?mibextid=wwXIfr

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How do you know that you are in love?

When you use a condom on the other girls you are fucking.

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Dallas Feb 3-6

I’ll be visiting Dallas 3-6 Looks like the place has a lot of opportunities! I’ll have afternoon and some night availability. I was in Dallas a couple of years ago. Had a blast at bucks cab but it appears that…

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Flight/Short break bookings sites

Can any of guys let me know some good sites where internal bookings can be made for internal U.S. flights that include hotel bookings? Or flight comparison sites ? I'm 99% sure I am going back to Vegas this year…

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Best extra friendly strip clubs with white dancers

I’m in the mood to go on vacation during spring break. Guys i need recs for extra friendly clubs that have mainly white dancers or decent amount of white dancers.

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Hinge

I hadn't heard of it until today. Do you guys use it? Does it work well? What's the ratio like?

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Visit between 5-8pm?

Will be in phoenix in March and wondering how bourbon street is between 5-8 on a Thursday. Have some time to kill and unfortunately only during that time. Wondering if it gets pretty dead due to day/night shift…

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Heels On Wheels

My proposed name for in-home OTC for us geezers. The heels part is symbolic as they're never big on wearing them for OTC.

Politics

Did Tulsi give Donald extras?

I mean even light grinding could count as an extra, relative to previous DNIs.

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Enough already with Smash or Pass

I rarely mute anyone except for the Viet Nam ads. But I had to mute CJ, Icey, and ATACdog or whatever. Smash or Pass has run its course. Cut it out already.

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A bikini hottie who will mow the lawn!

She'll look great as long as she has all of her toes... Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFZ1hf_x7D2/?igsh=MXFveHk3cDBjd3l2MQ==

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Strip club knowledge

I would guess a lot of the commenters here are frequent strip club goers who know much more about strip clubs than the average visitor. What would be something you know about strip clubs that most people who visit them…