Mileage

Cabaret II - good Milage Club 205 - good Milage Club rouge downtown - Best overall (IMO)

I've had some great mileage at Cabaret II but it helps to know some Spanish for sure.

None of the current Portland clubs offer consistent milage. Portland clubs from my experience are more about just hanging out, drinking a few beers, and tipping the stage.

If you really want a high milage dance drive the 3 hours or so north to Seattle and stop by Pandoras. Pretty much anything goes with most of the Pandoras dayshift as long as you're not picky about looks. If you are you can at least find a HJ without much effort.

Club Rouge was the best SC experience I have had in the post COIVD era. The dancers were all hot and the grinds were solid. Prices were 3 songs for 120 in a curtained off booth. Not cheap but worth it. Perhaps I hit the club on the right night. The overwhelming majority of my Strip Club experiences these days suck, but Rouge stood out as being above average.

C’mon man. You’ve been a member here for 3 months and written two reviews. Write another review or pony up the $7 to get VIP access. Price and mileage feedback is the lifeblood of this site. It shouldn’t be given away for free. 7 bucks or 5 minutes of your time is not much to ask.

If you are currently a VIP member, I withdraw the judgy tone of my post. I just realized that with the current site updates, we can no longer see who currently has VIP. There used to be a $ indicator but it’s gone.

My plans changed and I'll be in Seattle now. So I guess I'm going to hit up Pandoras, and I have time during the day and night.

My hotel is right next to kittens, but it sounds like Pandoras is better for mileage. I'm most hoping for touching up top, a good grind and maybe a bit more. Any thoughts on best options. I'll only be there 1 night and have time from 3:30 pm till closing.