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Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Decided to make the drive to...

Decided to make the drive to Upland after the Angel game in Anaheim. I knew it was gonna be a long drive after 10:00 at night, but I figure it was worth it since I…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Classy build-out. Nice staircase with...

Classy build-out. Nice staircase with upper balcony area. Pretty girls. No contact. If you have a horny client take them here. If you are a dirty bastard keep looking.

Evolution Gentlemens Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

was there on a recent Saturday...

was there on a recent Saturday nite, the place was about half full with maybe 20 hawties...... there was a little bit of everything there to chose from, most were around "7"s cannot and i repeat cannot…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

This is a great, laid back...

This is a great, laid back fun place to spend an evening. I was there recently on a Thursday night. It was filled with a lot of people having a good time. No problem…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Went into approximately midnight on Friday...

Went into approximately midnight on Friday night. $10 cover and required $5 bottomless softdrink. But, as soon as I went in..., WOW! Do not get me wrong - it is pretty…

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How to Pick Up Strippers

Okay... I'm new to this part of the board, but I couldn't resist. Excellent topic suggestion. Here's my tried and proven technique. You sit alone at the bar or a table, with your back to the stage.…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Well, I was offered extras here...

Well, I was offered extras here within the first 10 minutes of my arrival at this dark place. I went off for a LD with a reasonable looking (enhanced) blonde. 20 for the dance, but…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

My girlfriend is out of town...

My girlfriend is out of town for the week and I got bored sitting around the house last night so I decided to hit some of the clubs. This was my first night out…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Newport News, Virginia

At one time this was a...

At one time this was a fun club but with the wonderful Va laws making this a bikini club it has really gone downhill. The whole area around Bucks has gone down. The…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Danced here last month for a...

Danced here last month for a couple of day shifts and really loved it. Very Easy going management. Day shift girls seem eager to please and generally get along pretty well with each other.…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Started visiting Trumpp's with a buddy...

Started visiting Trumpp's with a buddy of mine recently. Very good action in the afternoon when we visited. Their food is pretty damn good and reasonably priced. Drink prices are typical. The waitresses are usually…

Wiggles

Queens, New York

Went here almost exactly a year...

Went here almost exactly a year ago and had a pretty good time. Girls were not pushy, which was nice, except for one chubby girl who was clearly pretty desperate, felt bad for her…

Diamonds

West Chicago, Illinois

this place seems to have slipped...

this place seems to have slipped a little since its initial opening a couple of years back. fully nude club with most girls being very average at best. on the weekends the talent…

Venus Lounge

Stanton, California

Stopped in to Venus because I...

Stopped in to Venus because I knew a girl that was dancing there. Large stage to the left as you come in, bar around the corner to the right. In the back are…

Bottom's Up

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is one of the hotest...

This is one of the hotest clubs right now the club is not that nice but they have lots of ass big ass yes its a black club sum of the girls can dance very…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

If you're looking for a good...

If you're looking for a good strip club for a night out with your buddies or coworkers, this might be one of the better choices in Atlanta. Pink Pony, Oasis, and Cheetah have some appeal,…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Place is still changing, when...

Place is still changing, when you walk in still the book/video store in the front with novelty items. In the Theatre area they have changed once again, Still a very nice place to spend…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This is consistently a great club....

This is consistently a great club. Afternoons are best-- its not so busy and you can spend time with the dancers. With extras, the dances can be pretty steep, $30-50 per, but with…

Exotic She Lounge

Evansville, Indiana

Just call this the fat and...

Just call this the fat and ugly. If you are looking for a place where the dancers are either over 200lbs or don't have teeth then this is the place to go. The only saving…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Two days after having abolutely no...

Two days after having abolutely no fun at Ybor Strip (see review there) I decided to check out what everyone calls a tourist trap. I was a tourist so I thought that was ok.…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

The Playhouse has evolved in the...

The Playhouse has evolved in the past couple year. With the crappy local economy the girls are willing to work a little harder now, especially since there tend to be more of em working at…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

I said it last winter &...

I said it last winter & I'll say it again: this club has so much potential but really falls short, starting with the quality of the dancers. With the UW a few miles…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Took an out-of-town guest by to...

Took an out-of-town guest by to check out the dayshift action here. Had heard that there was a mixed bag during the day, but definitely think so after visiting. The dayshift dancers ranged from the…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

Cheetahs is trying to become a...

Cheetahs is trying to become a better club since it's ownership changed. Progress seems painfully slow from the customer point of view. Sure, we can pee in a better bathroom and we can…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

once again heade 2 my favorite...

once again heade 2 my favorite strip club-lady godiva's 1. went on a friday @ 4pm. the place can be rather rough but then again there are definitely some gems. extras r standard fare if…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Solid place. Went in about...

Solid place. Went in about 8PM on a Monday.....7-8 girls working and Football on TV. All solid 6-8s. Only concern was LE. Was asked 5-6 times if I was a cop.…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Went by Archibalds last night, late...

Went by Archibalds last night, late night. Had a decent time after the Redskins victory. Highlight was an Indian/Ethiopian mixed lady named Crystal. She was gorgeous. Great smile. I would…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Went here last Friday night about...

Went here last Friday night about 8:00 PM. Place was relatively dead with more dancers than guys so the pressure was on from the girls to get me into the lap area. This was only…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

No alcohol, but all of the...

No alcohol, but all of the girls are hot. Black and white. When you go make sure you get the 2 for 1 deal on a dance

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

I have gone back a few...

I have gone back a few times and it has got better. Girls are providing better dances. BUT, there are mostly black dancers there, though. Very few white girls and they are not so hot.…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Went there today around 4 p.m....

Went there today around 4 p.m. (right as they open). There was a scuzzy looking guy working the door. There is a $10.00 cover, though there is just one dancer. She was…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

California Girls quality went down -...

California Girls quality went down - my favorite Rio is gone. I hear she is pregnant and showing too much. Some new dancers but the rest seems to have gone downhill. DJ still does…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

A brief but good stop at...

A brief but good stop at Club O early on a week night. The past couple of visits I've felt hustled into the Champagne Room, with little value received. So, this time I…

Dreamers Lounge

Columbus, Ohio

Dreamers is a small bar; in...

Dreamers is a small bar; in one of the less savory parts of Cleveland ave. It's not the kind of bar the tuscl crowd would usually be looking for, but I actually stop in…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

I went in on Tuesday night....

I went in on Tuesday night. Getting through the construction on Michigan Ave. is a chore. It must be killing all businesses in this area. There's a $2.00 dollar parking fee, which isnt bad…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

I'll start with the ending. ...

I'll start with the ending. This place gets a 6 because it's just not my kind of club. Went on a Saturday night to check the place out since I'd never been but…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

I went into the city to...

I went into the city to check out whats new at some of the clubs. Fist stop was MBOT and it was waste of time which for the most part the best fun can be…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

I went to this club quite...

I went to this club quite a while ago, it was when i first moved here, but it seemed decent. THe club itself was set up very nice, and it was great to have…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I traveled to Cocoa Beach to...

I traveled to Cocoa Beach to visit the IR and look for the pregnant dancer mentioned by a previous poster. Luckily, she was still working and it was well worth the trip. I…

Michael's Men's Club & Restaurant

Broussard, Louisiana

Visited Michaels about two weeks ago,...

Visited Michaels about two weeks ago, save the gas money. Dancers were in the 4-5 range, nobody stood out. The dances themselves were nice, it is a bikini club, so nothing too risque.…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Visited this club on a recent...

Visited this club on a recent business trip on a weeknight. Nice, clean place, not to big, not to small. Lots of girls ranging from 4-10. The usual couple that are complete…

George & I

Newark, New Jersey

I heard this club is hot,...

I heard this club is hot, from one of my buddies that frequents them. Personally, I like Liquid Assets in Piscatway - major hot club. No door fee, decent drink prices, and the lap…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

This club is located not far...

This club is located not far from A's baseball stadium. I was very familair with its sister club and drove by this one looking for my hotel. I went in first on a…

Exotica Cabaret

Mississauga, Ontario

Big place, but it was dead....

Big place, but it was dead. Took a while for any girls to show up, but the first one to come over to me was a short older blonde who was at least a 7.…

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Top ten reasons for stripper fights

I think I saw something like this on Zbone a long time ago and thought it might lighten the mood. 10) That bitch is playing my song! 9) That bitch is stealing my moves! 8) That…

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What kind of guys do strippers think are lowlife scum?

I believe the answer is some guy who keeps asking for REAL names and phone numbers, only wants to spend $5 and expects to get full service outside the club just because he thinks so highly of strippers. I…

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Do you RESPECT a stripper's PRIVACY or AFRAID OF REJECTION?

For those who would LOVE to spend time with a stripper OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE but do not ASK a stripper out - Are you doing so out of RESPECT for her or is the REAL REASON that you are…

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Why not ASK a stripper out on a DATE?

Why not ASK a stripper who you LIKE to go out on a DATE with you? Is anyone out there AFRAID OF REJECTION?

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Club Websites with Scary Looking Dancer Photos

Does this ever happen to you? You've been to a club where the dancers are not bad looking, you hear they have a website, so you browse it, and YEEEEOW!! Can these rather scary looking creatures you see pictured possibly…

The Playpen

Los Angeles, California

I went over here on a...

I went over here on a late sat. nite. There were about 20 girls, mostly 7+, but not a lot of diversity. There were mostly latinas and a few black girls. Overall though, there is…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Went tothis club on a Monday...

Went tothis club on a Monday around 5:00. Quality between 6-9 with most in the 8 range. Dances were 2 for $25.00 every 45 minutes or so. Large private area (not very private) with comfortable…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This is one of the premier...

This is one of the premier clubs in the US and deserves a coveted "10" in my book. I hadn't been here for several years, but was in Seattle and found my way to Rick's…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

What a dissapointment! Ricks is...

What a dissapointment! Ricks is one of the highest rated in the nation. My vistit was a waste. I will not go back again. The dances are very expensive $30 to…

2nd Breath

Salisbury, North Carolina

I went by this club a...

I went by this club a few weeks ago. I was not sure what to expect I saw some reviews on other websites, but the info was not very informative. So I thought that I…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I live in S FL and...

I live in S FL and have been going to this club for years. By far the best club in Dade or Broward County all things considered. I prefer the day time (12:30-2:30pm) or late late…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

This place is very much hit...

This place is very much hit and miss, but it's great when it hits. Mostly, the girls are rejects from Flashdancers, and they look it. Not bad, but definitely not the cream of the crop.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Now this was back to normal....

Now this was back to normal. Went in, not a lot of people, and about 6-8 girls working. Wouldnt touch 3 of them with your dick, one was only if drunk, so that…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

How can you argue with this...

How can you argue with this place. Beautiful girls, something for everyone. Private rooms (no lap dances around the stage!) Long dances. Lots of milage and pleanty of touching. Only…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Stopped in last week for the...

Stopped in last week for the first time in a few months. Not much has changes. Admission is $6. Dancers do three songs on the main stage, then move on to 3 smaller stages. Was…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

This is a clean old movie...

This is a clean old movie theatre.I went on a fri night. At least a dozen girls, a 6 and mostly 7-8s. The girls are very attractive natural beautiies. There is a constant stage show…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Ok this club has definetly gone...

Ok this club has definetly gone up a knotch in my book. First of all it's non-smoking now. I'm not sure when they implemented this but Mons has been that way for a while and…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This is the best club I...

This is the best club I have ever visited. The dancers were all 9-10s. The table dances are great, especially considering they are only $10. Only problem is that I visited on a Monday…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Forest Park, Georgia

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon. I had heard good things about this club, but I get the feeling that it only applies to the night shift. The parking lot was fairly full for an…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

As usual, lots of mileage, but...

As usual, lots of mileage, but lots of garbage. Christina is worth waiting for. She's cute as a button and her $10 dances are hot as hell. Ask for $20 dances.…

Sportsmans Inn

Providence, Rhode Island

Went here on a Thursday evening...

Went here on a Thursday evening after visiting the Satin Doll. I didn't expect much after some of my recent visits. Very few customers and only about 5 dancers that I saw. Had a few…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Hadn't been to the Sands in...

Hadn't been to the Sands in a very long time (about 10 yrs) and I remembered it as a seedy place with average girls, but good mileage. Well, it is still a seedy place,…

River Queen

Dubuque, Iowa

I usually visit this place twice...

I usually visit this place twice a year. Each and every time I go there, it is a completely different place. Different staff and different girls. The atmosphere is always changing.…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

It's pretty difficult to stay away...

It's pretty difficult to stay away from the Choice for more than a month or two. It is really a well-run place, as clubs go. On my last visit I enjoyed a LD…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Finally back to Vegas! Went...

Finally back to Vegas! Went to my favorite club. Went around 3 to try to get in before they collected cover. Taxi driver tried to steer me towards otehr clubs but needed…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Phew! What a terrible experience...

Phew! What a terrible experience I had here, not once but twice. Boy, there is nothing like sitting around for an hour being totally ignored and then having one of the most unattractive women…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

While looking over my list of...

While looking over my list of reviews, I realized that I never reviewed my trip to OG while in Sin City over the summer. The initials should be OMG! I went in during the day,…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

First review is for a night...

First review is for a night time visit. Visited last Wednesday around 10:30. There were almost as many dancers as customers. Most of the dancers were in the 7-9 range. Unfortunatley,…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Simply put, this is...

Simply put, this is the best strip club in the entire midwest. The interior redo wasn't necessary, since we all go to strip clubs for HOT WOMEN and the DANCES, but nevertheless,…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Was in Chicago a during mid...

Was in Chicago a during mid Aug and made a couple of trips to the IS. This is a great club and one of my favorites. I made one trip during the day and…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Stopped by the IS on Saturday...

Stopped by the IS on Saturday aroung 7pm and it wasn't as crowded as I expected it to be. There were some 15 girls at that time and this went up to somewhere around…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I frequent this club often. Although...

I frequent this club often. Although the drink prices are steep, they have a good variety of ladies. You can count on there being a waitress at hand, there are so many of them. The…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

I stopped by Honeys today as...

I stopped by Honeys today as a sort of scouting trip in case Ricks has to make changes after the city Council meets on 9/21. Facility is older and the furnishings are in need of refurbishing.…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Got off work the other night...

Got off work the other night and a friend of mine had suggested that I visit the greenlight and boy am I glad I did. The staff was very pleasant, the drink prices were fair.…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

was in town on 9/19. called...

was in town on 9/19. called from hotel to get directions and asked about cover. It is up to $15.00 on a Monday night. didn't waste my time

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was staying at the Hard Rock,...

Was staying at the Hard Rock, so had to walk across the street and check out Howard Stern's old haunt. Very classy club, upscale, and priced accordingly. Tipped the matre di (sic?) just to get…

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Any Photographers here

I've been trying to solicitr my services in the club I frequent. I've giotten a couple of girls to actually come out for shoots. Any Tips

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Startling news: Strip clubs spray the air with a sex drug

You can read the news right here by copying and pasting the link below. This is shocking news indeed. http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61280 Note: To copy and paste, highlight with the mouse, press ctrl+c to copy and ctrl+v to paste. I have yet…

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RL's new friend Rita may be coming to visit, will he get lucky?

No offense intended towards the residents of Houston but I just keep thinking about Houston and Rita and I heard that RL may live there. RL, do you feel lucky? Hopefully the storm won't be too bad, I…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Went over to Archibald's today for...

Went over to Archibald's today for the Monday burger special. They have a 1/2 price burger every Monday that comes to $2.50 for lunch...add a non-alcholic beer and you can get lunch for $6.50.…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

This club has some big stages...

This club has some big stages that can put you well away from any of the action. As the night progresses, there were multiple girls on the stage at the same time. This helps, but…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in New Orleans and it's due to reopen in December (it had to close because of Katrina, but it doesn't look very damaged). A lot of the dancers own homes…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

If you are in the Spokane...

If you are in the Spokane area skip the local places and go across the state line into Idaho and go here! It has a better atmosphere and the girls are friendly, beuatiful and occasionally…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Hurray for TUSCL -- didn't think...

Hurray for TUSCL -- didn't think I'd ever get to the Carolinas, and found the right place to go in seconds thanks to this board. The Masters Club was a great night out, even…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

On a recent visit went to...

On a recent visit went to the ld rooms with Ruby, Kiane, Rayne and another dark-haired slim Brazilian girl whose name escapes me but who was definitely worth another try. I think the "dollar…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

I was in here on a...

I was in here on a busy Friday night. The club is small and you may have to wait for a table. The food is decent and not too over priced. The girls are attractive…

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Nevermind favorites, any dancers you avoid?

There are a few on my list. It's not all looks either. There are a few at my regular club who just grate on me with their attitude and the way they act. One was, well, it'd…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

I left this club after the...

I left this club after the DJ started cutting the songs short. Too bad, I was the only customer in the place and would have stayed to continue lap dances with all the girls.…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

went on an afternoon 4.00 cover....

went on an afternoon 4.00 cover. place is really dark with lots of dead animals on the walls one main stage. the place was fairly empty but the girls were very nice. the lap dances…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

visted club recently. first, although the...

visted club recently. first, although the club opened at noon, no dances got on stage until 2. the selection then was decent though. had a private dance with chelsea, who did a fine job, although…

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Why so LOUD? Does Noise = $$$?

At some clubs, there's a big effort to get everybody to make a lot of NOISE. Not just appreciation for the girl dancing onstage. More like a constant din, like the 4th quarter of a tight football game. The DJ's…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

Well apparently, with the latest renovation,...

Well apparently, with the latest renovation, the club has had an attitude change as well. The lap dances are more intense than they ever have been...with a level of well...dirtyness that would make the…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I visited here 4 times during...

I visited here 4 times during a trip to San Diego last week. I was quite pleased overall and applaud them work working around silly laws. It is a decent size club with…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I have really grown to love...

I have really grown to love Cheetah's after my initial disappointment. The key for me is to go on Thursday night when the hot girls are there and it's busy enough to be fun but…

Stringfellows

London, England

Good club, famous, be prepared to...

Good club, famous, be prepared to spend, I gave my dancer my credit card, when I got back to the states, a had a $600 charge from Stringfellows.

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Its hard not to like this...

Its hard not to like this place during the day. The girls are so much more user friendly. I don't go at night so I can't comment. I know at least 8 gals on…

Pacers

San Diego, California

Usually don't hit the topless clubs...

Usually don't hit the topless clubs much, as I don't drink much, but recent events having to do with a female (of course) and a business deal have changed that. The drinking part, that is.…

Scores East

New York, New York

I hate to do this, I...

I hate to do this, I love Howard Stern but this place is the biggest ripoff west of . . . I don't even know where. Complete waste of money. Average looking…

Squeeze Lounge

Union City, New Jersey

I recently moved nearby and decided...

I recently moved nearby and decided to check out this place. The layout is ok, a big oval stage in the middle with one to two girls dancing on it (depending on how busy…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

I've been reading TUSCL reviews saying...

I've been reading TUSCL reviews saying this place was much improved over the old Dream Girls. Last Wednesday about 3:30pm I decided to stop in on my way to Detroit and see for myself.…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Saturday night. There were around 15 dancers working. A few look pretty good, a few look average, and a few look like they are scraping by…

Fantasy Show Girls San Diego

San Diego, California

Went in on Saturday afternoon ...

Went in on Saturday afternoon 9/17 was the only customer there and only two girls working. $8 entry fee. got a watered down coke (tasted nasty) the 2 girls dancing…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

This place should be a straight...

This place should be a straight up 10. Across the board. I don't know who could rate it lower. Even if the 10's don't dance for you, they will sleep with you…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Went there on a Friday night...

Went there on a Friday night and the place was hopping. Everyone should be able to find a girl to his liking as there are girls here in all shapes and sizes. I…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Stopped by Saturday night around 10....

Stopped by Saturday night around 10. Club was fairly packed and there was a wide variety of ladies on display, ranging from a 9 to some 5s. Several dancers, one man-faced platinum blonde…

JB's Gentlemen's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

After visiting the Girls Gone Wild...

After visiting the Girls Gone Wild bus and Chickadees in downtown Huntington, WV I decided to zip out to one of the finer establishments once Chickadees closed...and found myself at J.B.'s on Route 60. The cover…

Dreams

Detroit, Michigan

I don't have the time anymore...

I don't have the time anymore to stop in like I used to in the afternoons, but one day last week, I stopped in to see how BT is. Some of the gals I…

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Black Lights

I have heard that clubs use black lights to expose semen -- that it glows under a black light. Can anyone corroborate or refute this?

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Getting rid of RomanticLover

Thanks to all the rantings & ravings of RomaticLOSER, the joke exchange has disappeared. Anyway to retrieve it or do you have to post jokes as a new topic?

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How would YOU Grade Club Visits?

How would you guys grade following visits? Also, comments that you might add. SCENARIO#1) You decide to drop in on a slow afternoon in Club Podunk. Place looks like a dump, wait staff alternately inattentive, or obtrusive &…

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The return of parodyman -->

Odd it seems to have coincided with the "departure" of davids. Just a thought. DavidS, any time, any place, any topic.

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So Long!

Well, I feel that I've outgrown this board. I intend to focus my future energies on other communities with objectives more similar to my own: I am currently putting more into this board than I am getting out of it. I…

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Tricks you can try on strippers

One night I'm sitting with two of my faves, Kerri and Toni. I decide to try an old trick I'd seen Groucho Marx pull on You Bet Your Life. Groucho had used it to "steal" a kiss for a dollar,…

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How to have fun in a strip club, the new rules.

We've been getting a lot of advice and criticism for our unenlightened habbits, so I thought it best to summarize what we've learned. 1) You should go looking to date the stripers, if you don't your deluding yourself about what…

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Things that you should be cautious of doing

There are a few things that come to my mind that you should not do at a stripclub. 1.Do not pay extra or give a tip for a Lapdance no matter how good. If it's a dancer you've been knowing…

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Ever Try Recommended Dancers?

Club reviews often recommend dancers by name "for a real good time". I've included it in my own reviews, because details like that make for more interesting reading. However, I never follow up on them myself when checking out a…

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Conversation With A Stripper

Sometimes I need to be reminded why I dislike strippers in general. A conversation from last night: Me: "So your regular is spending twice the regular price on dances from you?" Her: "Yeah." Me: "Are you doing hardcore extras? I mean even if…

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A Known Regular, or am I getting pimped?

I had another interesting experience in a club I started going to in the last couple of months. There is a dancer there that I had a great time with one night. Now every time I come in,…

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Strippers have MARRIED customers they have met at the strip club where they work

There are strippers who have MARRIED customers who they met at the strip club where they work. Is anyone going to strip clubs to LOOK FOR A GIRLFRIEND?

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Strippers, here is where you can find a man to be your BOYFRIEND

Strippers, if you are looking for a BOYFRIEND, there is a place where you can find one - It is the strip club where you work!!!!!!!!