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Top ten reasons for stripper fights

AbbieNormal
Maryland
I think I saw something like this on Zbone a long time ago and thought it might lighten the mood.

10) That bitch is playing my song!
9) That bitch is stealing my moves!
8) That bitch is wearing my perfume!
7) That bitch is wearing my costume!
6) That bitch is sitting with my customer!
5) That bitch is dancing for my customer!
4) That bitch is fucking my customer!
3) That bitch is fucking my boyfriend!
2) That bitch stole my boyfriend!
1) That bitch.

4 comments

  • casualguy
    19 years ago
    Might be slightly off topic but whatever happened to strippers wrestling in oil? I haven't seen any planned fights or wrestling in a long time.
  • casualguy
    19 years ago
    worst dancer for a dancer to fight - one who has martial arts training, lol
    I remember one dancer told me she got fired because she gave a great punch to the woman at the front desk or cash register. I forgot the reason why. It was probably something trivial.
  • chandler
    19 years ago
    16) The club hosts Stripper Fight Night
  • SuperDude
    19 years ago
    The bouncer steered my customer to another dancer.
    The shot girl is sitting in my regular's lap.
    My car won't start and no one will give me a ride.
    My boyfriend came by the club and got a dance from someone else.
    I'm late and I don't know who the father might be.
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