I think I saw something like this on Zbone a long time ago and thought it might lighten the mood.
- That bitch is playing my song!
- That bitch is stealing my moves!
- That bitch is wearing my perfume!
- That bitch is wearing my costume!
- That bitch is sitting with my customer!
- That bitch is dancing for my customer!
- That bitch is fucking my customer!
- That bitch is fucking my boyfriend!
- That bitch stole my boyfriend!
- That bitch.

