Conversation With A Stripper
Thursday, September 15, 2005 6:06 AM
Sometimes I need to be reminded why I dislike strippers in general. A conversation from last night:
Me: "So your regular is spending twice the regular price on dances from you?"
Her: "Yeah."
Me: "Are you doing hardcore extras? I mean even if you are he is still paying more than the going rate."
Her: "Nah, I don't do extras. He just likes me."
Me: "How long has he been your customer for?"
Her: "About a month."
Me: "Has he asked you out yet?"
Her: "No. I think he is shy. He works with computers and stuff."
Me: "This guy sounds like a real loser."
Her: "Yeah."
Me: "When is he going to ask you out?"
Her: "I don't know. Maybe in a couple more months."
Me: "Then he's going to get burned pretty bad isn't he?"
Her: "Yeah. *laughs*"
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