Conversation With A Stripper

davids
Sometimes I need to be reminded why I dislike strippers in general. A conversation from last night:

Me: "So your regular is spending twice the regular price on dances from you?"
Her: "Yeah."
Me: "Are you doing hardcore extras? I mean even if you are he is still paying more than the going rate."
Her: "Nah, I don't do extras. He just likes me."
Me: "How long has he been your customer for?"
Her: "About a month."
Me: "Has he asked you out yet?"
Her: "No. I think he is shy. He works with computers and stuff."
Me: "This guy sounds like a real loser."
Her: "Yeah."
Me: "When is he going to ask you out?"
Her: "I don't know. Maybe in a couple more months."
Me: "Then he's going to get burned pretty bad isn't he?"
Her: "Yeah. *laughs*"

11 comments

  • lasvegasescorts
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    19 years ago
    One thing I've learned is that a dancer will tell you what you want to hear,pretty much and you can't believe a word of it for the most part, though I've had exceptions to that rule. I've developed a fairly good BS detector and I also know instantly the types of girls that I would let spend time with me and those that don't last 5 seconds. Still I rarely believe what I hear unless I get to know them well enough , and one common thing I have found almost 99% true: They are never on time when you have a date set up with them
  • corey
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    19 years ago
    I too think she's saying what she wants you to hear.

    Theres a dancer here that i've done a couple of photo shoots with (that she has paid for) and last time I saw her she showed me some pics on her phone. There was a guy who took her shopping in toronto and all she did was bad mouth the dude. It's funny she deleted the pic of him on her phone right in front of me.


    The way i see it though is that if the guy just wants to pay her double the rate or whatever tahts his business. I dont think hes a loser unless hse somehow convinced him to pay double the rate
  • chandler
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    19 years ago
    davids: Whey they reply with a wink, "That depends on who's looking," you should be encouraged. (In case that's not covered in your book.)
  • Jpac73
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    19 years ago
    Sounds like she is admitting alot of Strippers are Pathetic Losers. That guy is just gullable(sp). He probably falls for anything a girl ask for in "Real Life".
  • davids
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    19 years ago
    AN: I'll ask some strippers what they think about guys who come in looking for dates but who aren't willing to spend money next time I visit. I'll post back here.

  • davids
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    19 years ago
    AN: Remember, no more than 40 minutes in a strip club per visit. Also the general principle of ending conversations first and when they are on a high note applies.
  • AbbieNormal
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    19 years ago
    DavidS. Interesting answer. The ones who obviously want to but don't ask are pathetic, even though strippers are pretty fucked up and bad dating material. I guess you'd call that stripper logic. I'd call it common sense to not ask out a fucked up girl no matter how much you want to get her in bed. But I was not so much interested in the stripclub patron who sees a hot chick and decides he wants to ask her out, I was more interested in what they think of the guy who goes to strip clubs specifically to look for dates. You might also ask what they think of the guys who never spend money but want to hang out all night.
  • chandler
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    19 years ago
    Happy Dancer's got it right. Strippers are always badmouthing their money trees to other customers whose vanity has them thinking they're somehow "different".
  • davids
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    19 years ago
    AN: Actually, I did, and was told that although it's not as pathetic as guys spending money, since it is normal for guys to want to date hot chicks, strippers are not good dating materials since "we're all pretty fucked up". Her take was that the truly pathetic ones were the ones who never asked for dates: they obviously want to, so why not ask?
  • Happy Dancer
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    19 years ago
    She is just saying what she thinks you want to here.
  • AbbieNormal
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    19 years ago
    Did you ever ask a stripper what she thinks of guys who go to clubs looking for dates?
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