I've been reading TUSCL reviews saying...

I've been reading TUSCL reviews saying this place was much improved over the old Dream Girls. Last Wednesday about 3:30pm I decided to stop in on my way to Detroit and see for myself. In my experience, Cheetahs on 8 Mile was always a fun place so I thought the fun might carry over to this location. I was wrong. There was only a few dancers in the place and none were VIP area worthy.

When I walked in, the place was very dark. I felt my way over to the bar, sat down to wait for my eyes to adjust and ordered an O'Douls to pace myself for later partying in the Motor City. A dancer immediately sat next to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink. I agreed and she ordered a shot of Yager and a beer chaser. She was very obviosly drunk already. When my eyes adjusted it also was obvious that she rated in the top ten on the all time skankiest girls ever to work in a strip club. When the drinks were delivered she proceded to tell me at length about her sick mother. She then said "I've never tasted an O'Douls before. Can I try yours?" Before I could answer she grabbed the bottle and took a big swig. After a few seconds of staring at the bottle contemplating the number of diseases that could be transfered, I cut my losses and walked out. It'll be a long time before I'll be back. In my opinion both Lansing's other clubs, Deja Vu and Omars, are far superior.