It ain't easy being a dick!!
I got an eye I can't see with....
I got a head I can't think with...
I have to hang around two nuts all the time...
My nest door nieghbor is an asshole!!!
And my BEST friend is a PUSSY!!!!!
Worst thing is, my owner beats me all the time....
And now, cause of AIDS, I gotta wear this silly rubber suit and THROW UP ALL OVER MYSELF!!!!
