Hello, my name is Dick!!

It ain't easy being a dick!!

I got an eye I can't see with....

I got a head I can't think with...

I have to hang around two nuts all the time...

My nest door nieghbor is an asshole!!!

And my BEST friend is a PUSSY!!!!!

Worst thing is, my owner beats me all the time....

And now, cause of AIDS, I gotta wear this silly rubber suit and THROW UP ALL OVER MYSELF!!!!