Comments by CandymanOfProvidence (page 2)

Paint a whale on the sides so people can say "thar she blows!"

I no understand when walk back then forward also "he hot" when bouncer is maintain distance or turnaround? or miss door entry?

"Who brought a lion into the club!?!?"

^ just imagine what might have been going through their heads... 8o

the bigger question: who do you prefer in Porky's?

forget about the cowboy hat, bring the latex beanie!

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What does a tattoo around the stinkhole mean?

What leads to explosive diarrhea is the triple point of caca.

BHarlem, I believe the Chock Full o Nuts cafe would be the best meeting spot

^ Eat many tacos, drop a burrito

^ Bloodsucking divorce lawyer feeds on the wreckage of failed relationships, leisurely doing so to pad the billing.

I remember Swank! Hot girls too dirty for PB or PH

Keep her away from Hot Topic, Spencer's and the food court! And any video games that have microtransactions!

Stick the bouquet of flowers in the caca, makes for good fertilizer and it will go from a few stalks to a jungle!

I am worried about retaliation if Russia hits NATO deliveries to Ukraine or hit neutral organizations like the Red Cross or UN workers.

Ryan, I was visiting a midsize city years ago and this happened to me. When leaving I let management know it cost them a bachelor party. Maybe they didn't care but if they hear enough they may realize it's costing them.

I have wondered whether I should give out more than a buck at a time instead of churning singles out more frequently. This thread gives me more food for thought.

CrazyJoe, That is yet another reason why I want to install a train air horn on my car. One blast of that and they'll have to run back home or hurry inside to buy clean underwear!

Shailynn's numbers sound reasonable to me. Back when I was clubbing more, I knew a more than a few that were students. (Really students, not the fake-ass broke student feel-for-me schtick.) I knew some that had migrated from being servers. I didn't know many that had much of a job outside dancing, unless it was bachelor parties or various modelling (usually low-tier or artists' figures, but I did know one that did runways for a famous fashion designer). I think now with camsites and OnlyFans that takes away from the applicants for 'normal' jobs. I kind of wonder how dancers in Vegas have been doing... the competition there seemed intense the last time I was there a few years before Covid.

For sports memorabilia, I don't think it's all that collectable. Like the other guys said above, so much fraud. It's even known that supposedly authenticated items (with certificates) has been problematic. Visa is strange - it started out as BankAmericard under Bank of America and was franchised to other banks, and only in 1976 did it become the Visa consortium. Banks were regional and statewide then, with laws and regulations preventing the huge financial institutions we see now. There shouldn't have been a single "Visa" card issuer. It seems either this is fraudulent or the guy was not very bright writing it to "VISA".

Say roach to a millennial, they'll scream emojis and google an exterminator!

What is a 2 word explanation of how whites, despite being the smallest race on earth in terms of numbers, came to rule the world: caca plop

desertscrub, you left out his fetish for horsecock they guy dreams about the derbies but it's not about racing!

^ A-N-U-S