Sunday
CandymanOfProvidence
I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the bathroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed indulgent poop. COME WITH ME!
This started a couple or so years ago. A few here may be familiar with it.
Some things just need repeating.
I stopped in this club after church. I got a beer and sat down. There were some girls approaching me and asking for blessings etc but I had my eyes on one in particular. She finally made her way over to me and we talked and I decided to take her for a prayer. We were into our second prayer and her big bible was in my mouth when I felt a rumble in my stomach. I tried to ignore it but it rebubbled. She noticed the sweat on my forehead and my muscles twitching. I excused myself and left mid prayer and was borderline running towards the bathroom. Once I entered I was frightened when I saw the stall was in use. At this point I was holding my asshole shut with my hands. There were others coming in and out as I paced the bathroom waiting for the man in the stall to finish. I tried my best to hold it but when it would bubble it was very difficult. I was moaning and almost weeping. A little slipped out and down my leg. When the stall finally become available I rushed in and tried to remove my belt and pants. However when doing so I was no longer able to hold my asshole and I exploded all over the seat, floor and toilet. What had started as a group prayer ended with a mound of caca all over the toilet. Hallelujah!
Some things just need repeating.
I stopped in this club after church. I got a beer and sat down. There were some girls approaching me and asking for blessings etc but I had my eyes on one in particular. She finally made her way over to me and we talked and I decided to take her for a prayer. We were into our second prayer and her big bible was in my mouth when I felt a rumble in my stomach. I tried to ignore it but it rebubbled. She noticed the sweat on my forehead and my muscles twitching. I excused myself and left mid prayer and was borderline running towards the bathroom. Once I entered I was frightened when I saw the stall was in use. At this point I was holding my asshole shut with my hands. There were others coming in and out as I paced the bathroom waiting for the man in the stall to finish. I tried my best to hold it but when it would bubble it was very difficult. I was moaning and almost weeping. A little slipped out and down my leg. When the stall finally become available I rushed in and tried to remove my belt and pants. However when doing so I was no longer able to hold my asshole and I exploded all over the seat, floor and toilet. What had started as a group prayer ended with a mound of caca all over the toilet. Hallelujah!
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Candy and Dixie are the same guy, collectively known as 'cacaplop'. He blanket spammed the RI and PA boards over at SCL for years before he got bored over there and came here.
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Well, frankly your discussion of your incontinence exasperates us all...
Or, by chance, did you mean "exacerbates"?
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Yep. And the pure idiocy you see here is the best you can hope for.
"This type of action brings the bar when describing SJG moving back towards normal."
This speculates that SJG was ever normal, which I believe is highly optimistic.
A four-pounder is forthcoming...
To celebrate all my foods will be cooked in palm oil
My droppings will look like dates
Don't people to mistake droppings for chocolate eggs!